Concord - robots with pronouns

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Concord merch is apparently for sale, and was added recently?
I think they are either desperate to offload shit, or else they really are working on revamping it.

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That shit's gotta be made on-demand at this point. There's no warehouse packed with boxes full of this garbage. I refuse to believe they've pulled an Atari and manufactured way too much of a product (merchandise this time instead of physical game cartridges) based on a brand-new IP that performed as poorly as it undoubtedly did during focus tests and beta tests.
 
moocow said:
That shit's gotta be made on-demand at this point. There's no warehouse packed with boxes full of this garbage. I refuse to believe they've pulled an Atari and manufactured way too much of a product (merchandise this time instead of physical game cartridges) based on a brand-new IP that performed as poorly as it undoubtedly did during focus tests and beta tests.
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They all get shipped from China sweatshops in bulk orders so there's no point stocking them up early anyway.
 
moocow said:
That shit's gotta be made on-demand at this point. There's no warehouse packed with boxes full of this garbage. I refuse to believe they've pulled an Atari and manufactured way too much of a product (merchandise this time instead of physical game cartridges) based on a brand-new IP that performed as poorly as it undoubtedly did during focus tests and beta tests.
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Why is it hard to believe they would make poor business decisions? I bet they have boxes of the shit laying around that was going to be promo shit for streamers and the like, leaving the bulk of the merch to some made to order outfit.
 
CriticalArt_64 releases part 2 of his Concord redesigns.


 
Male Idiot said:
I heard that is a man or pooner.

The colourful dumpster dived winter jacket could work on 1 character, but definately not as an IP fashion statement.

They don't look like bounty hunters. They look like a gang of dumpster divers.
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With him becoming the poster child of this magical trainwreck I genuinely wonder If Sony's going to try and spin something up with Ham Solo here.
 
What does a Concord paid shill look like?

They're being bound by a contract to shill the game but what the fuck can they even shill? The gameplay isnt especially innovative, they didnt bring anything new to hero shooters. The characters are bad enough that even leftist artists have to admit they're amateurish.

So what is there left to praise?
 
instant said:
What does a Concord paid shill look like?

They're being bound by a contract to shill the game but what the fuck can they even shill? The gameplay isnt especially innovative, they didnt bring anything new to hero shooters. The characters are bad enough that even leftist artists have to admit they're amateurish.

So what is there left to praise?
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Apparently the music was good, but not $250 millions good.
 
instant said:
What does a Concord paid shill look like?

They're being bound by a contract to shill the game but what the fuck can they even shill? The gameplay isnt especially innovative, they didnt bring anything new to hero shooters. The characters are bad enough that even leftist artists have to admit they're amateurish.

So what is there left to praise?
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They'll praise Concord by pulling the Kamala Harris "unburdened" quote that she loves to use in her word salads, by saying that the game "is stunning and brave to not be burdened by the beauty standards that chuds expect out of women in video games", and also gush on how Daw is a "revolutionary design" for a support/hero class character, going away from the "tired and overused slim female nurse tropes". They'll also claim that the crew loadout designs revolutionize gameplay, even though their just basically CoD perks tied to a hero, that stick when you switch to another hero. (?)
 
Thiletonomics said:
They'll praise Concord by pulling the Kamala Harris "unburdened" quote that she loves to use in her word salads, by saying that the game "is stunning and brave to not be burdened by the beauty standards that chuds expect out of women in video games", and also gush on how Daw is a "revolutionary design" for a support/hero class character, going away from the "tired and overused slim female nurse tropes".
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It's also unburdened by profits, or having any players, or not being memory holed less than two weeks after release and surreptitiously deleted off people's consoles.
 
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