Concord - robots with pronouns

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Thiletonomics said:
She was credited for the "Outsourcing & Co-Dev – Oursourcing & Co-dev Lead" Role.
Click to expand...
“She”

A “dev”.

Tranny or a DEI hire. Remember the sea of not-a-single-male-face of photos of the “teams” behind so much absolute below garbage for “modern audiences”?

Not even a token nigger. Just full she hulk, kathleen kennedy, frozen eggs, dying alone and being eaten by cats, gurl bawssing.

Even if it’s all burned to the ground it’s not enough. It deserves to be forgotten but it really should be made a tile in the wall of Weimerica.


How the price of greatness is constant vigilance.
Money and success doesn’t fall from the sky like mana from heaven.
Despite what marxist/kike/feminist/nigger/grifter lies are founded on.
 
Please nobody actually buy these fucking things. Nobody deserves to profit in any way from that shit heap of a game. Goodwill especially doesn't, they're a bunch of fags.
 
moocow said:
Please nobody actually buy these fucking things. Nobody deserves to profit in any way from that shit heap of a game. Goodwill especially doesn't, they're a bunch of fags.
Click to expand...
To my understanding, the money ACTUALLY going to goodwill charity. So the fucks who made it won't ACTUALLY make any money off the deal.

Side note, its now up to 2500
2500.webp
Rome's rightful successor said:
Click to expand...
Also a reminder since it seems a lot of people missed this, a guy did a breakdown of the ENTIRE amazon episode, which was actually way more than that minute and a half "teaser" episode.

And its writing was absolutely fucking shit. But the teardown was entertaining.

Loved the joke about "narcissistic cowardly emotionally brittle pathetic wimpy traitorous greedy white man" shtick which points out how they write the white man as the WORST person ever.
 
Last edited:
SneedOrLean said:
Oh damn, I'm kinda hyped by it. But why donate it? Why not throw it away if it's that much garbage? Donating to goodwill, what a random fucking thing to do.
Click to expand...
It is going to be landfill someday, may as well as con some retard out of some money for the goodwill you now work at to replace the flickering lighting and buy some smokes.

Ah scamcord, an ode to ripping off Sony and scamming venture capital, we laugh but the ceo of that company made some fucking major bank if he did it right.
 
moocow said:
Please nobody actually buy these fucking things. Nobody deserves to profit in any way from that shit heap of a game. Goodwill especially doesn't, they're a bunch of fags.
Click to expand...
If I had "fuck you" money I'd buy this shit then smash it to pieces with a baseball bat, douse in gasoline and then burn to a crisp live on stream.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
If I had "fuck you" money I'd buy this shit then smash it to pieces with a baseball bat, douse in gasoline and then burn to a crisp live on stream.
Click to expand...
I actually fully expect a fairly wealthy youtube / influncer to do exactly since the goodwill posting started showing up ever where. Now its all just meme bidding.
 
This may not be the craziest buy ever imo. Concord is, and will likely be for a long time if not forever, the worst selling\performing game of all time. Even the worst things ever get recognition for accomplishing that very concept. I bet memorabilia from the Movie "The Room" go for a pretty shekel or two. Then again, The Room is funny bad and enjoyment is still present.
 
Breadbassket said:
It's not a bad conversation piece but it certainly isn't worth the $2,500 it's going for right now, even if the money is going to charity.
Click to expand...

Some JewTuber with not too much money and not enough sense will end up being the winning bid, just watch. My only complaint now is that it’s gonna make Goodwill even worse now with upcharging for donated junk, seeing as they profited bigly off this (they won’t understand why it’s desirable, they’ll just think any video game junk is big bucks)…
 
MugolEx said:
This may not be the craziest buy ever imo. Concord is, and will likely be for a long time if not forever, the worst selling\performing game of all time. Even the worst things ever get recognition for accomplishing that very concept. I bet memorabilia from the Movie "The Room" go for a pretty shekel or two. Then again, The Room is funny bad and enjoyment is still present.
Click to expand...
At least you can still interact with the Room by watching it. The only thing Concord-related that is still accessible at this point is old footage and text about something that is no longer around. I can definitely see its notoriety becoming legendary and mystifying over the years to come though.
 
This whole situation about the plaque gave me this weird intrusive thought/possible vision of an alternate reality where Concord came out 10-15 years ago, was just as big of a bomb as it is in our reality and now there's a slew of zoomer video essays with fake 90's nostalgia and VHS filters with titles such as "The Rise and Fall of Concord", "Concord: An Anatomy of a Disaster," "Concord - A Short Retrospective" (video length at least 2:30 hours) and the Zoomer video game essayist classic title of "Concord - A Misunderstood Masterpiece?"
 
Big Brown Schlub said:
This whole situation about the plaque gave me this weird intrusive thought/possible vision of an alternate reality where Concord came out 10-15 years ago, was just as big of a bomb as it is in our reality and now there's a slew of zoomer video essays with fake 90's nostalgia and VHS filters with titles such as "The Rise and Fall of Concord", "Concord: An Anatomy of a Disaster," "Concord - A Short Retrospective" (video length at least 2:30 hours) and the Zoomer video game essayist classic title of "Concord - A Misunderstood Masterpiece?"
Click to expand...

Those videos exist now sans filters. And there's a few excellent watches on how they kept doubling down bad ideas from concept to marketing to gameplay to timing.
 
Hooked on phobics said:
To my understanding, the money ACTUALLY going to goodwill charity. So the fucks who made it won't ACTUALLY make any money off the deal.

Side note, its now up to 2500
View attachment 7425281

Also a reminder since it seems a lot of people missed this, a guy did a breakdown of the ENTIRE amazon episode, which was actually way more than that minute and a half "teaser" episode.

And its writing was absolutely fucking shit. But the teardown was entertaining.

Loved the joke about "narcissistic cowardly emotionally brittle pathetic wimpy traitorous greedy white man" shtick which points out how they write the white man as the WORST person ever.
Click to expand...

Damn, if I wasn't job hunting at the moment I'd still consider getting this to hang on my wall.

Not every day you can put up the result of $400 million thrown into a money pit like the modern equivalent of the infamous Atari ET.
 
Breadbassket said:
At least you can still interact with the Room by watching it. The only thing Concord-related that is still accessible at this point is old footage and text about something that is no longer around. I can definitely see its notoriety becoming legendary and mystifying over the years to come though.
Click to expand...
I dunno, you don't see people treating something like, say, Lawbreakers as this mysterious entity and trying to dig up anything you can about it. Concord is a meme, people will laugh about it if it enters the conversation going forward and forget about it when something more interesting is shown or said.
Big Brown Schlub said:
This whole situation about the plaque gave me this weird intrusive thought/possible vision of an alternate reality where Concord came out 10-15 years ago, was just as big of a bomb as it is in our reality and now there's a slew of zoomer video essays with fake 90's nostalgia and VHS filters with titles such as "The Rise and Fall of Concord", "Concord: An Anatomy of a Disaster," "Concord - A Short Retrospective" (video length at least 2:30 hours) and the Zoomer video game essayist classic title of "Concord - A Misunderstood Masterpiece?"
Click to expand...
If the game came out 15 years ago, it would at least still probably be playable and that would kill the whole point of people mocking it. How many dead, shitty games you can still technically play are talked about today? I think you can still technically still play something like Evolve in online co-op, even tho it is delisted for years now, but I don't see anyone hurrying to make videos about playing it today.
 
Pierre D'Olnique said:
If I had "fuck you" money I'd buy this shit then smash it to pieces with a baseball bat, douse in gasoline and then burn to a crisp live on stream.
Click to expand...
But enough about Firewalk Studio, what do you think of the badge thing?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom