This video is actually gold even if it's long.
Act 1
0hr-12minutes Tom speaks to a poor innocent legal secretary named Rebecca about his many plights. He actually performs a fairly eloquent monologue about how his family all hate him. He demands an audit and complains that attorneys charge money for services. Tom blames medical malpractice and him being intersex (he's not) for his family wanting nothing to do with him. We however, know it's because he's a lazy disgusting leach. There appears to be genuine sympathy in Rebecca's voice. I hope she never discovers that the man pretending to be a woman she spoke with is actually a pedophile dog fucker. Act 1 closes with Tommy chuckling manninshly and wishing the poor woman a happy pride day.
Act 2
12 minutes-2hr~ Tom teases calling the Jewish community center but ends up not doing it. Tom reads various posts from the various social media and forums that hate him. He pretends to know about things he doesn't. He makes several references to his musical talents, which are belied by a litany of video evidence.
There are some gems in here, including Tom discussing wanting to buy a dog off a fellow tribesman (for protective not romantic purposes of course). He also shills his substack and demands positive interaction or subscribers will be blocked.
Act 3
2hr-2hr27 Tom mostly says nothing and clicks around like an ape that has been shown how to use a computer. He looks extra creepy in this segment--more than usual. He closes by uttering toothless (lol) threats and demanding money from detractors.
The dramatic conclusion (Act 4)
2hr27-Fin. The best part of the video. If you're going to watch anything, watch this. Tom talks to a LEO about fake email death threats sent by a troll named Trayvon. Tom yells "nigga" at the detective at least twice in his best imitation ebonics. Tom closes out the video with a Werneresque lament about intergenerational misunderstandings and his distaste for millenial/zoomer vernacular.
