Confession thread - Get shit off your chest. But keep your power level in mind.

[TV's Adam West]

I keep getting @TV's Adam West and @Batman VS Tony Danza mixed up which is bad because I only hate one of them.

Also I think spiders are rad.

Which one is who though?

 

[Creep3r]

Which one is who though?

 

[DJ Grelle]

I used to bully a mentally retarded kid (like 80 IQ) when we were both elementary school students. Like not just call him names and stuff, but also beat him up. He always came back to me because none of the other children wanted to interact with him because he was a weird sperg. But he thought we were friends or smth because he always came back no matter how much i beat him up.

I hate pfp changes. I use pfp's to recognize posters on forums and discord etc etc and when people change it I need some time to adjust. Please just use the same pfp forever. Thanks.

I molested a girl during a university frat party once. I was drunk but that isn't an excuse. She reciporated the actions but that doesn't change the fact that I was practically fingering her on the dance floor.

EDIT: since some hysterical trannies think I actually raped a woman:

Spoiler: What happened

she was apprehensive at first, but she was the one that dragged me into a toilet stall to further fool around. Nothing more than hands-on-genitals and french kissing happened.

I made someone leave a fraternity because I powerlevelled too hard during a cantus (fraternity song-fest) and he got angry and not just left the cantus but the fraternity as a whole. I was retardedly drunk at that time and egged on by a friend.

During that same cantus I stripped in front of +20 persons. I was even more drunk then

I have a serious confrontation issue. I simply cannot deal with face-to-face presenting the results of something I made/did to another person. I can deal with niggers on 4chan calling me a retard perfectly fine. Just when it is in person I cannot deal with it. From uni presentations to serving dinner I cooked myself to my family.

Once in high school we had to give a presentation on modern media for language class and because some friends hadn't prepared fully I went first and filled a whole hour with 4chan.

 

[Under Arrest]

I more or less quit caring about the quality of my work.

Don't you work at the Boeing Aircraft manufacturing plant?

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

Don't you work at the Boeing Aircraft manufacturing plant?

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Close, air traffic controller.

 

[Doppelmonger]

After I learned on the internet about the Ian Watkins fiasco, I discovered the existence of Lostprophets and after giving them a listen, I ended liking most of their songs, and I still listen to them every now and then as my guilty pleasure.

 

[round robin]

On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-)

 

[PaleTay]

I don't like normies, mostly because I'm swole and well-educated. Normies think they can beat me up because they're tall but have no muscle, or get offended that I'm well read and they just watch TV.

If a guy gets offended by anything I think an appropriate response is to bully him until he cries or has a breakdown. I miss hazing and somewhat mean jokes because it forges strong bonds and is fun.

I don't see fat or ugly people as human but instead farm animals.

I judge people if they can't troubleshoot technology at least a little bit.

My family pisses me off because they judge me for smoking weed occasionally, and sometimes taking party drugs.

 

[Disco Inferno]

I've been taking screen shots of "ugly" people I've come across on dating apps for about a year. I have an entire folder (102 images so far) and growing.

 

[Not Jewish Wario]

I wish I didn't have to use a site like Kiwi Farms, but it's the only place I can express my unpopular thoughts and opinions without being banned, or thought of as a terrible person.

Also, I'm not Wario.

 

[Johnny Salami]

I post BBC on /pol/ because demoralizing people is fun and to drive away twitterfags
I post nickadados asshole on /fit/ to get rid of newfags
I make sure not to use spoilers on /a/ and /tv/ because consumerism needs to be stopped
My personal attorney is Jewish

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I betrayed Macho Man and WCW at Bash at the Beach 1996

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I betrayed Macho Man and WCW at Bash at the Beach 1996

Never forgetti the leg drop heard round the world

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I smoke crack. Regularly.

Also I am not a CPL. Stolen valor.

 

[Nick Gars]

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

 

[Disco Inferno]

I betrayed Macho Man and WCW at Bash at the Beach 1996

you betrayed EVERYONE

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

I paid for Totalfark once, when I didn’t know better

 

[Sundae]

I believe in the paranormal/supernatural, and I also believe in reincarnation. I like to believe that there's more to existence than just what little of the universe we can see/experience.

After I learned on the internet about the Ian Watkins fiasco, I discovered the existence of Lostprophets and after giving them a listen, I ended liking most of their songs, and I still listen to them every now and then as my guilty pleasure.

For years Lucky You was my favorite song. First heard it in high school, and it wouldn't be until years later when I was in college that I learned what Ian Watkins did. Still a personal favorite song, but it's horrifying to know what an inhuman monster he is.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I've been taking screen shots of "ugly" people I've come across on dating apps for about a year. I have an entire folder (102 images so far) and growing.

Oh please share. I miss the Ugly People thread on SA. Ten years ago or more they banned posting trannies because it was "punching down" on people who "already had a difficult time".

My confession is that I'm about as vanilla-flavored normie as you can get. Middle-aged married mom who is a little bit on the prudish side. Yet I've been following weird ass communities on the internet since 1999. No, I don't secretly want break free of my puritanical ways to join a furry body positive polycule. I just enjoy knowing about this crap.

 

[TV's Adam West]

I suffer extreme PTSD related to my time in Nam and absolutely am too afraid to get help.

I've heard the phrase knowing is
half the battle thrown out a lot.
I'm a Vietnam Vet. Former long range recon, part of a unit we just called the Joes.

I served half a tour, before getting discharged honorably. Back in Nam I had a few friends, Wade, Dickie and Ramon. I never joined to be a general or a medal winner but I truly believed I was fighting Chinese expansion.

That was a crock of shit. We were ambushed one day in the jungle. Ramon didn't look all that heroic when he died. He just looked surprised. Dickie was shot, screaming get me on the Huey, and I even took a bullet (it hit the locket that held a picture of my twin sister, I didn't die. ) but ended up discharged.

And now you know.