Confession thread - We can find Jesus together.

[Eryngium]

I’ll start:
Sometimes I wait an hour or two before I feed my cats because they get friendly and needy when they are hungry.

 

[Red Hood]

I did not hit her, it's bullshit, I did not- oh hi @Eryngium

 

[Rand /pol/]

One summer a couple years ago I stole a Magazine from a National Park center in New Mexico.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I killed JFK.

 

[Nekromantik]

I tell my pets they're adopted.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I killed Mufasa.

 

[RG 448]

I dropped the screw in the tuna.

 

[Draza]

I fap with my right arm.

 

[QU 734]

I post on KF.

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

I once shitted on a public pool when I was a kid. No one ever found out and the pool had to be closed for the entire next day.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I snitched on Ann Frank.

 

[Joey Caruso]

I'm sorry! I stole the radio! I did it! I sawed the legs off the periodic table! I re-elected the president! I did it, it was my fault! I farted in the church! I'm sorry! I did many many bad things and I am so sorry!

 

[Eryngium]

I did not hit her, it's bullshit, I did not- oh hi @Eryngium

Hi yourself

 

[Nobunaga]

I hacked the 2016 elections

 

[Flying_with_the_Penguins]

Grease is my favourite movie.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

I enjoy chick flicks.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

I once shitted on a public pool when I was a kid. No one ever found out and the pool had to be closed for the entire next day.

How did nobody see you?
Did you take your dump while you were underwater?

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

I pulled an upper decker in a grocery store I used to work at.

 

[Vilnus Asuncion]

How did nobody see you?
Did you take your dump while you were underwater?

Aye

 

[HazamA]

Joining this very small abnormal AutismFarm where Parasites gather : )