Confession thread - We can find Jesus together.

[UnKillFill]

I shot the depuuty, bastard had it coming. (But I didn't shoot the sheriff, someone else did that)

 

[Brother Rabbit]

My mother and I realized the second my bulldog passes on us and my 2 older brothers will be completely devastated, she's become such a huge part of the family, and in my entire life there hasn't been a period of time where there wasn't a dog in my life, so I'm not sure how life will be without her.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

When I did posters for student government in college I would sometimes hide very subtle pot leaves in our advertisements.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

 

[Inflatable Julay]

When I'm in an awkward conversation I will look to the side and make a Jim face into an invisible camera

 

[Chopinpiano]

Reminds me of catholic school

 

[Nekromantik]

Don't tell my pet rabbit that I enjoy rabbit meat.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I’m your real father.

 

[Powerdrilldo]

I have a stuffed animal that I still sleep with and if anything happened to it I would be extremely upsetti.

 

[Timmy Testicles]

i really like a lot of “walking simulator” games, even if most are trash. firewatch is a masterpiece, i can relate to night in the woods on a deep level, and as cringy as it is, i got a decent amount of entertainment out of life is strange.

 

[Turd Burglar]

I had a dream that I had sex with Happy Gilmore-era Adam Sandler. Not gonna lie, it was good even with the lispy "just taaaap it in... taaappp it in."

 

[Jason Wynn]

 

[I should be working]

I once masterbated to a Robot Chicken Scetch.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I am getting healthier by the day. Today I walked for 10 minutes before needing a break instead of 2 minutes.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I used to work in a restaurant back in my teen years and got laid off.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

I shot a man in Reno. Just to watch him die.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

I sometimes give random friends of mine JOIs while I'm really fucking wasted.

 

[Titty Figurine]

I ghosted a crackhead sugar baby negress that I promised to make cheesecake for because at the last minute I got worried she was going to Andy Dick me in the middle of the night if she had my address.

True story. I legit feel bad about it.

 

[FeverGlitch]

I mostly sacrificing my optimism and time, just to see other people around me smile and being positive. I'm actually a very disgruntled and shy person, still asking why I didn't an hero yet.

 

[Recoil]

I'd rather work a low paying manual labor gig than be well compensated for using my mind in an office.