Confession - Fat drunk retard admits stuff

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Look at this poor little nigger. Deaf, probably a child. Tragic.

Also you can be like a fat little gremlin like Danny Devito and if you're confident and/or chill enough, eventually other people will think they're the weird ones if they react to it. People will almost certainly think it's unusual, but if you own having retarded ears they'll probably respect that it's got to be a challenging condition and you're someone who's unashamed and makes it work.
Plus, as you may see, the internet is full of neurotic freaks who will convince themselves having a gap in their front teeth or w/e is such a dire condition that they will die utterly alone and may as well kill themselves. It's all relative, anyone can dig themselves apart no matter how much or little they have.

The idea of being deaf is sad though because then I guess you can't really participate in anything related to music. That's really very sad.
 
neal_rice said:
I'm a retard that worried too much about whether people judge for deafness
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No one cares. I ignore people all the time and it's been nothing but a blessing.

Actually, I wear ear plugs and noise cancelling earphones most of the day, each day, because living around noisy assholes that no one does anything about and won't let you do anything about takes a toll after a while.

Side note: Fuck faggots and their shitty gaping-ass exhaust notes. We get it, you like having male genitalia in and around you orifices. No need to let everyone know about it wherever you go.
NH-8340 said:
Think of how they need to abuse their scroll wheels.
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I used to write code and one of my pet peeves was in-line commenting. Yes, we have wide screens nowadays, but lines of code can get wide enough that a comment might get missed and, logically, if you wrote the code top-to-bottom, chances are putting a comment above what you're describing won't be lost on the reader.
Ultrapenguin said:
The idea of being deaf is sad though because then I guess you can't really participate in anything related to music. That's really very sad.
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I'd rather be deaf than blind. I love music and shit as much as anyone, but you can remain independent while being deaf without too much trouble (if you can read lips).

Can't say the same for not being able to see a goddamned thing.
 
Do people at deaf meetups fart a bunch? I am of two minds on this.

1. When everyone is deaf, no one can hear you fart. You can crop duster anyone you want and then deny it and blame the other deaf guy.
2. Not being able to hear things means other senses are heightened. Do deaf people notice the subtle movements (squirming, clenching to check if it is truly a fart and not a poop etc)? What if there’s a deaf guy that’s calmer than a brahma bull and farts without any thinking? Dogs and cats fart but they don’t have a social stigma so it comes out noiselessly


Do deaf people know they sound exactly like retarded people? Do they have to shout “I’M NOT RETARDED I’M DEAF”?
 
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