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Congratulations, it is now 2010 and your application for Channel Awesome has been accepted!

But we need to know a few things first:
1. What is your show called
2. What do you review
3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?

We are excited to have you as apart of our team, and await your response.
 
1.) MikewiththeMic

2.) Review games from the 2000s from PC, Xbox and PS2.

3.) A balding man in his mid 20s that doesn't swear but have comedic jokes that is improved though the script (See a caddicaus video for example)

After the Nostalgia Critic drama would start I would switch to edgy commentary/comedy at peak Youtube. Get Doxxed with a kiwi tread with about 500 plus pages.
Make fun of Movie Bob, DSP, Keemstar, and Doug Walker on Youtube on how he was a winey bitch on with personal stories on Blue checked pfp on Kiwi Farms.
Realize that the youtube algorithm no longer promotes your content
Mid Life crisis comes in and go to the five stages of grief of loosing parents before having a family
Leave the internet for 5 years and come back to stream seemly to make some money on the side
Get into some pointless modern 2020s SJW tranny/troon drama
Support the farms even if their is a thread on you.
Accept the mistakes of the past and drama made around career
Come back full time with a niche fanbase and make a forum website for fun
It will be a little more retarded than the farms but not as spergy as the onion forums.
Have it 404'd a few times by tranny pedophiles
Get it back with financial backers and lawyers
Create a new community of internet free speech and connection all from a youtube channel from 2008 and earlier skits with your college/something awful buddy who was a broney faggot
Feel the same euphoria experience of making content and making people happy again, and learn that it betters you as a person than making money off of it
Die of morbid obesity cause of being a fat fuck
Be remembered and loved by ex-wife and Sons who didn't troon out
Remembered being hated, despised, indifferent, Historical Cow, An internet Icon for better or for worse, an owner of a kiwi farm knock off website that somehow lasted longer than it should
Only for it to be shut down by tranny government 2 years later.
 
1. What is your show called
What Should We Do With The Lower Classes
2. What do you review
Kikes, spics, niggers, and general trash
3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?
"Well I think they should attack the lower classes... first with bombs and rockets, destroying their homes... and then when they run helpless into the streets, mowing them down with machine guns. And then, of course, releasing the vultures. I know these views aren't popular, but I have never courted popularity."
 
"I'm the Dungeon Druid, let me tell about the tale of *insert game title here*."
The only shirt you could probably get Styx to wear.
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1. What is your show called
The Cantankerous Crusader would be my character and the show would be my ongoing Crusade through the world of...
2. What do you review
...Christian Media! Movies, shows, games, etc. If its got Jesus in it I'm giving my thoughts on it. Is it good? Is it Catholic, protestant, Orthodox, or not specific? Is it accurate to the faith, both in terms of what denomination it comes from and how that denomination differs from Catholicism (the true faith).
3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?
I'd wear a Crusader helmet and get a sword/mace/axe to wave around while shouting DEUS VULT! I'd also really lean into the bit, opening and closing each video with a prayer, try to maintain a calm demeanor but occasionally give in to righteous fury for comedic effect, and of course constant Catholic Apologetics. For example if I were reviewing the show Bibleman I might conclude that its pretty good, for the work of a protestant, but would be better if it were true to the Catholic Faith and then start listing specific examples.

Whenever another creator would be reviewing something with Christian elements I'd insist on doing a cameo/crossover too.
 
Unironic response:
1) HT Games.
2) Video games.
3) My gimmick would be that I'd review games completely seriously. No overreactions, no skits, no wacky characters like supervillains or superheroes played by me and my buddies from CA. In the age when angry reviewers like AVGN and NC reigned supreme that would be relatively fresh.
 
Unironic response:
1) HT Games.
2) Video games.
3) My gimmick would be that I'd review games completely seriously. No overreactions, no skits, no wacky characters like supervillains or superheroes played by me and my buddies from CA. In the age when angry reviewers like AVGN and NC reigned supreme that would be relatively fresh.
So you'd be Benzai?
 
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I have no clue who that is and Google doesn't seem to find anything relevant.
So for my uninitiated friends Benzai/Benzaie was a French dude on channel awesome that reviewed erotica, which often times included games, he was also a huge fag, that's the joke, that's the whole joke, there's nothing else to see here.
 
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Congratulations, it is now 2010 and your application for Channel Awesome has been accepted!
Oh no...

1. What is your show called
2. What do you review
3. And most importantly, what is your gimmick?
1. Sneedstables
2. Internet meme brainrot
3. Ask RWJ why he had to pull off his "Equals 3". DAS RITE BITCH ASS NIGGAS I REAPPROPRIATED HIS GIMMICK
 
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