حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

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Which Connor is the most amusing?

  • Semi-Motivated Connor, aka "I've written 200 words on my new story and took a walk with my grandma."

    Votes: 125 13.1%
  • Depressed Connor, or "Give me one reason why I shouldn't blow my brains out."

    Votes: 73 7.7%
  • Edgy Rebel Without a Cause Connor, or "Shut the fuck up you stupid motherfuckering faggots!"

    Votes: 528 55.3%
  • Smug Pseudo-Intellectual Connor or "I've read Bret Easton Ellis, you guys!"

    Votes: 228 23.9%

  • Total voters
    954
Remember a long time ago when we were messaging privately on Facebook and I suggested getting involved in the community theatre scene? It's up to you to take the bull by the horns. Nobody is going to do it for you.

Here is a list of community (amateur) theatres.
https://www.sciway.net/tourism/shows.html

Volunteering at the Community Theatre at Hilton Head Island, SC
https://www.mainstagecommunitytheatre.org/volunteers

Coastal Carolina University - BA Program in Theatre Arts
https://www.coastal.edu/theatre/programs/
 
It’s a shame that our token narcissistic autist hasn’t really grown up after all these years. He stopped interacting with the site years ago and was of the impression he’d actually gotten his act together and moved on but once an autist always an autist I guess.
 
It’s a shame that our token narcissistic autist hasn’t really grown up after all these years. He stopped interacting with the site years ago and was of the impression he’d actually gotten his act together and moved on but once an autist always an autist I guess.
Is he still fat?
 
He's still messaging the guy. The messages were first about how he was getting a couple people to read over his first draft of Redesigning Eva (which if that's true the poor fucking souls... Connor isn't even going to listen to any criticism they have) and then he literally tells the dude 'if you want to stop giving me the silent treatment it'd make you look less like a coward.'
Yes, Connor. Messaging someone over 100 times over the span of a FUCKING YEAR and threatening them and telling them you've seen them at restaraunts isn't cowardly, not responding to your fucking daft retardation is.
What a little turd. A full grown man around my age with infinite time and resources chooses to spend it messaging people who don't want to talk to him and jerking his smegma covered dick to Molly Ringwald belly-fucking fantasies. Faggot could have written 10 books by now.
I don't usually get this mad. I actually try to have more patience and empathy for people with autism than most but holy fucking shit.
And no, Connor. I'm not the guy in question. He at least is repectful enough to you not to post your autism online, but I personally see nothing wrong with it.

Jesus, how could someone grow so little in such a long amount of time? Don't get me wrong, I'm a fucking weeabo sperg myself but at least I can look back at who I was 5-10 years ago and see a much more improved person than I was back then. What the fuck have you done in the last 10 years Connor? Have you done a single thing of merit? A single thing you can look back on with joy/pride? Gotten any inspiration for another book that you'll never write? Something that you can at least tell someone that would make for a funny recounting? Have you gotten moderately okay with any single skill? No? What a sad existence. The scariest thing is you can change that at ANY time, but never will.

Stop lurking your own page, paling around with your mom everywhere and harassing people with your phone. I get tired of seeing people like you wasting away not only your time but others. Stop pretending to be a writer when you would rather be doing LITERALLY anything else other than reading or writing. Stop being a fucking asshat and you'll do just fine. But if you could do that you wouldn't be Connor, now would you?

Sorry I know I'm being MATI right now but people like Connor piss me off the most because they remind me of how I could have turned out if I had a lack of will. He's like a shitty shadow reskin of me that I'd fight in a videogame. He reminds me of how shitty someone can become if they perpetually use their autism/depression as a cope. How lazy someone can be if they never try to grow. It's BECAUSE he reminds me of a much gayer version of myself that I get so pissed.
 
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:story: Now, is this a completed first draft, or is he having these guinea pigs read the thing in installments?
I think he finished a first draft... two fucking years ago.
I doubt he's actually having anyone read. If so, god help them.
"Hey Connor this could be okay but it feels a little too much like scenes from Manhunter/Pretty in Pink spliced together..."
".... GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CUNTING FUCKER!"
*Proceeds to open five acounts on autism and adoption message boards to talk about the evil proofreading sociopaths that targeted him out of nowhere for his disability.
 
I think he finished a first draft... two fucking years ago.
I doubt he's actually having anyone read. If so, god help them.
"Hey Connor this could be okay but it feels a little too much like scenes from Manhunter/Pretty in Pink spliced together..."
".... GET THE FUCK OUT YOU CUNTING FUCKER!"
*Proceeds to open five acounts on autism and adoption message boards to talk about the evil proofreading sociopaths that targeted him out of nowhere for his disability.
If this is all actually happening, then you need to provide screenshots and/or links.
 
He was asking for it
That's what astounds me. I consider myself exceptional as fuck and I've had almost everyone on here be incredibly cordial to me. You gotta have a special kind of tism' to piss you guys off.
I think what bothers me about Connor is he's the kind of guy who tries to start shit, provoke people and fan flames and then cry foul when people get pissed. Just like right now with the dude he's messaging. If he just straight up messaged back saying fuck off or uploaded the screenshots here, Connor would be crying to every poor motherfucker who would listen to him for months, licking his wounds.
That's why he used to go on adoption forums starting arguments about it and then bitch after people would get tired of him. He loves to gaslight people into feeling pity for him when he's the aggressor almost every single time.
 
I discovered Connor flipping out on Reddit(he’s since been banned) and giving out his real name. Pretty much identical behavior there as here. Still a misogynist, pseudo intellectual who plagiarizes stories and has a deep and random hatred for Julia Roberts. Not sure what he got banned for but he did threaten to commit a hate crime against a gay person at one point. Anyways, this was on threads. Bye.
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God help me but I find myself agreeing with Connor Bibble about something, I recently rewatched a couple of Julia Roberts pictures (involuntarily, holidays, yall already know) and I think she's not as good as I remember her being

Just seems to have one style and one speed she goes at, sometimes it works (Conspiracy Theory) sometimes it doesn't (fucking Nodding Hill, I know that's not how its spelled but god damn that shit put me to sleep)
 
I discovered Connor flipping out on Reddit(he’s since been banned) and giving out his real name. Pretty much identical behavior there as here. Still a misogynist, pseudo intellectual who plagiarizes stories and has a deep and random hatred for Julia Roberts. Not sure what he got banned for but he did threaten to commit a hate crime against a gay person at one point. Anyways, this was on threads. Bye.
I know this kid is lazy and autistic af, but how tf is he going to post word counts of projects that are in the very low three-digits without any sense of irony? Nevermind that after all these years, he's only on his second draft of Redesigning Eva. Plus Idk why you'd keep track of the word count of a second draft, when everything past the first draft is just edits of that initial draft. Unless he decided to start the second draft from scratch?

And lmao @ "untitled sixth novel."

God help me but I find myself agreeing with Connor Bibble about something, I recently rewatched a couple of Julia Roberts pictures (involuntarily, holidays, yall already know) and I think she's not as good as I remember her being

Just seems to have one style and one speed she goes at, sometimes it works (Conspiracy Theory) sometimes it doesn't (fucking Nodding Hill, I know that's not how its spelled but god damn that shit put me to sleep)
Ya know... despite being represented by the beauty of Julia Roberts' face, I don't think I've ever actually seen a single movie of hers.
 
God help me but I find myself agreeing with Connor Bibble about something, I recently rewatched a couple of Julia Roberts pictures (involuntarily, holidays, yall already know) and I think she's not as good as I remember her being
Don't worry. A lot of us agree with Connor that Julia Roberts isn't all that great an actress, or attractive, or that Juno is terribly overrated. It doesn't mean you need to agree with him on everything,

I know this kid is lazy and autistic af, but how tf is he going to post word counts of projects that are in the very low three-digits without any sense of irony? Nevermind that after all these years, he's only on his second draft of Redesigning Eva. Plus Idk why you'd keep track of the word count of a second draft, when everything past the first draft is just edits of that initial draft. Unless he decided to start the second draft from scratch?
It's what he does. I think it was that writing prompt in November, NaNoWriMo, where you're supposed to write for the month with a word count and you need to try to reach that point. He always started off strong... well strong for him. He'd write a couple hundred words in the first two days or so... then nothing. Even after saying he'd write something like 30K words by the end.

My guess is, assuming he's not just a lazy bastard which he totally is, he's written himself into a corner and is unwilling to change it because it's "so good". So instead of thinking a way around it, changing it or abandoning it he needs to stay the course. And here we are years later and he still hasn't completed anything.
 
God help me but I find myself agreeing with Connor Bibble about something, I recently rewatched a couple of Julia Roberts pictures (involuntarily, holidays, yall already know) and I think she's not as good as I remember her being

Just seems to have one style and one speed she goes at, sometimes it works (Conspiracy Theory) sometimes it doesn't (fucking Nodding Hill, I know that's not how its spelled but god damn that shit put me to sleep)
I don’t think you quite understand. It’s not that he doesn’t like her, an opinion about a celebrity doesn’t matter. It’s that it’s an all consuming hatred that makes no sense. These are the threads he made about her that he didn’t delete himself. Or were deleted by mods after he’d start insulting/threatening people for mildly disagreeing with him..
https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/15gibg3/julia_roberts_is_a_runaway_bride_rated_pg/

https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/15bfuug/julia_roberts_is_a_stepmom_rated_pg13/

https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/1516kox/mary_reilly_1996_julia_roberts_as_the_titular/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TooAfraidToAsk/comments/14fiq2l/just_what_is_the_appeal_of_julia_roberts/

https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/comments/143pj9a/secret_in_their_eyes_or_julia_robertss/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Advice/comments/13x3kco/i_have_an_extremely_visceral_hatred_of_julia/

https://www.reddit.com/r/flicks/comments/13p8wxy/is_there_something_wrong_with_me_for_not_liking/

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/128nt4n/hot_take_julia_roberts_is_secretly_a_conservative/

https://www.reddit.com/r/PatrickBatemanMemes/comments/10vjigz/do_you_like_julia_roberts/

https://www.reddit.com/r/movies/comments/pqree2/what_is_the_appeal_of_julia_roberts/

https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueFilm/comments/o0miwg/i_just_dont_see_the_appeal_of_julia_roberts_and/

https://www.reddit.com/r/blankies/comments/15qgpe7/i_just_dont_like_julia_roberts/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu...hy_is_pretty_woman_such_a_beloved_and_iconic/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/15ty4x0/why_do_you_think_women_enjoy_stuff_like_pretty/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu...there_something_wrong_with_me_for_not_liking/

https://www.reddit.com/r/GenX/comments/15wj8ds/what_is_the_appeal_of_julia_roberts/

https://reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/s/7gCRzVthTP

https://www.reddit.com/r/behindthebastards/comments/16fi7m8/controversial_suggestion_julia_roberts/

https://www.reddit.com/r/moviecritic/comments/16o2otx/what_are_your_thoughts_on_the_films_of_julia/

https://www.reddit.com/r/flicks/comments/16rdset/why_is_pretty_woman_1990_so_iconic_despite_its/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu...julia_roberts_be_considered_the_donald_trump/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu..._do_people_like_julia_robertss_lowest_common/

https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQu...y_do_people_like_julia_roberts_if_her_movies/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/174aaw5/does_anyone_have_a_julia_roberts_story_they_want/

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/17dfy75/what_exactly_is_so_special_about_julia_roberts/

https://www.reddit.com/r/badMovies/...ilms_of_julia_roberts_bad_so_bad_theyre_good/
 
I discovered Connor flipping out on Reddit(he’s since been banned) and giving out his real name. Pretty much identical behavior there as here. Still a misogynist, pseudo intellectual who plagiarizes stories and has a deep and random hatred for Julia Roberts. Not sure what he got banned for but he did threaten to commit a hate crime against a gay person at one point. Anyways, this was on threads. Bye.
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Eight years later and Connor hasn't changed one bit. Still pretentious, still narcissistic, still lazy. Hey Connor, come back and post your drafts on here. I want to see if you're still a terrible writer as well.
 
LMFAO
I was wondering what he was up to.
"Anyone deal with a toxic friendship?"

Connor, you don't have a friend to deal toxically with. Are you still going on about some random dude that hasn't responded to your messages in 2 fucking years? What friends are you talking about?
Jesus fucking christ.
What have you been doing these past several years to stop you from working on your fiction? Shitting up adoption forums? Messaging and pestering any forum or stranger that will deal you? Watching clips of Die Hard while eating cheetos?
It makes me assmad that this guy will probably never work a day in his life, never complete a story, never interact with the real world or do anything other than be an annoying fat cunt.
God help me but I find myself agreeing with Connor Bibble about something, I recently rewatched a couple of Julia Roberts pictures (involuntarily, holidays, yall already know) and I think she's not as good as I remember her being
Finding an actress untalented is one thing. Having a vile hatred for them because they got the role you wanted your waifu Molly Ringwald (that she didn't even want) to get and going on diatribes about how she's an awful person because she parked in a handicap space once is fucking exceptional.

Jesus christ, if Aspergers had Aspergers, it would look a little like Connor Bible.
 
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