حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Ya know... despite being represented by the beauty of Julia Roberts' face, I don't think I've ever actually seen a single movie of hers.

I've seen two. I think her brother has better acting skills. I can at least remember what happened in Best of the Best and Best of the Best 2 than Pretty Woman and Steel Magnolia's.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Not sure that you can be on the honor roll in individual classes but I never made honor roll in high school so what do I know?

No you can't unless his high school was different. But I think it's like how Chris-chan keeps going on about he was on the honor roll or Dean's list every year. My guess is he wasn't a great student but they gave him pity points for being the retard.

Connor probably did good in some classes and not good in others.

I've seen two. I think her brother has better acting skills. I can at least remember what happened in Best of the Best and Best of the Best 2 than Pretty Woman and Steel Magnolia's.

Eric plays a great bad guy. Always has.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

Yeah I think the only way he got good grades in any class is because they were remedial versions of the actual classes. He’s simply not very bright and he’s more autistic than he can understand. Also he’s a dick who can’t get along with anyone for any amount of time, even special ed teachers have breaking points.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

An apparent flaw in how Connor writes is how he seems to think stories must have some arbitrary word count.

Maybe Connor would have less procrastination and lack of motivation if he focused on a short story instead?

 

[beautiful person]

An apparent flaw in how Connor writes is how he seems to think stories must have some arbitrary word count.

Maybe Connor would have less procrastination and lack of motivation if he focused on a short story instead?

The word count thing is so bizarre, because one of the best things about writing on your own, and not for academic or business purposes, is that you're freed from the limits and expectations of an arbitrary word count. Writing short stories is always a good start for someone with little to no experience with finishing a written story. Connor refuses to understand that writing, especially fiction, is a skill that needs practice. I think he's always seen it as a means to an end, instead.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

i think blue collar workers could be the next Julia roberts.

 

[Trombonista]

I respect janitors more than I respect Connor Bible.

 

[Chen Stirner]

Not sure that you can be on the honor roll in individual classes but I never made honor roll in high school so what do I know?
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This is the part that's genuinely infuriating about Connor. He had all the free time in the world to write fiction, but he didn't. Why? Because that takes effort, and it's a lot easier to just sit around and fantasize. He been doing that for years and then he wonders why he's a loser. He only has himself to blame for that.

i think blue collar workers could be the next Julia roberts.
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Connor's projecting again. I'd tell him he's better suited to janitorial work than to writing, but he's probably too dumb and incompetent even for that.

 

[Chen Stirner]

Out of curiosity, I decided to check out Connor's Threads profile. He's been pretty active as of late. It's mostly boring Trump Derangement Syndrome stuff, but I did find this post where he fantasizes about gay sex.

And also this, presented without comment.

(No archives because Threads is cancer that won't let me do it.)

 

[Covertchinchilla]

Out of curiosity, I decided to check out Connor's Threads profile. He's been pretty active as of late. It's mostly boring Trump Derangement Syndrome stuff, but I did find this post where he fantasizes about gay sex.
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And also this, presented without comment.
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(No archives because Threads is cancer that won't let me do it.)

Not just ordinary gay sex. But he seems to want to see Kevin Sorbo having gay sex because Kevin Sorbo is a trump supporter.
A lot of his threads account is just hating Donald trump. But he still brings out the old classics of hating blue collar workers, hating Julia Roberts, hating people for liking movies he doesn’t like, thinking those people are stupid for doing so, and loving molly ringwald.

 

[Biker]

rate his letterboxd (A) and his literally me list (A).

 

[The I Scream Man]

Still sporting that retard haircut I see

 

[Chen Stirner]

Connor is beginning to acquire something resembling self-awareness.

 

[Karen]

Holy hell this thread is a time capsule. Glad to see that Connor has changed very little in the near decade it has been up.

 

[The Cunting Death]

rate his letterboxd (A) and his literally me list (A).
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The "I just got through the iMDB 250" list.

 

[Jeff Buckley]

did connor ever get a job

 

[Carlos Thin]

rate his letterboxd (A) and his literally me list (A).
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Only 1 Molly Ringwald movie in his top 40? Has he changed for the better or worse?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

An apparent flaw in how Connor writes is how he seems to think stories must have some arbitrary word count.

Maybe Connor would have less procrastination and lack of motivation if he focused on a short story instead?

It's an autism thing but stories are determined by how many words they contain.

1000 - 10,000 words is a short story with most clocking in between 2000-7500.
More than 10,000 but under 15,000 is a novelette.
A novella is usually between 15,000 - 40,000 words.
Anything more is a novel.

But these aren't written in stone and there's a leeway for all of them, For autists like Connor however they come from on high and he MUST write so many words. This is what then leads to what writers of pulp fiction did and just throw adjectives and lots of descriptions into them but in that case they were getting paid per word like five cents. So a short story of 5000 words could net them $250. But throw in a lot of unnecessary stuff and you could make $300. This leads to unnecessary words and descriptions to up the word count without actually improving the story.

Out of curiosity, I decided to check out Connor's Threads profile. He's been pretty active as of late. It's mostly boring Trump Derangement Syndrome stuff, but I did find this post where he fantasizes about gay sex.
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And also this, presented without comment.
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(No archives because Threads is cancer that won't let me do it.)

Of course he'd fantasize about KSorbs. Watching Hercules probably gave him a weird boner which he can't admit to now because he supports Trump.

You gotta learn to separate the artist from the art. I mean I'm no fan of Kevin as a person but I have zero problem with his acting. The man can put in a good performance and be entertaining.

Connor is beginning to acquire something resembling self-awareness.
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He forgot, "empty, pointless and boring".

 

[Covertchinchilla]

did connor ever get a job

So, kind of. He works part time at a thrift store run by a charity. It’s a volunteer position so he isn’t paid. But he also isn’t volunteering, his mom makes him do it. And since it’s part time and unpaid it is in all likelihood very easy. He, however, finds it very stressful.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[Connor], however, finds it very stressful.

Thrift store work can be repetitive mind-numbing (like fast food or assembly line work) and thrift stores seem to always have a depressing or dreary "ambiance" to them. Combine that with unappealing jobs maybe being even harder for autistics to do, and I could see how Connor would hate working at a thrift store, even if just part time.