حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Covertchinchilla]

here’s writing a sequel to redesigning Eva. His still unfinished novel.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

i think blue collar workers could be the next Julia roberts.
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Of course.
The worst group of people on this planet: The working class.
I.e Connor's parents.
The people who's hard earned money would directly go to funding his shitty lifestyle if said parents didn't.

Here's a wild thought, Connor. Maybe you'd actually enjoy these people and their lifestyle if you weren't so set in your ways.
You might actually enjoy shooting the shit, drinking a PBR and working a normal job if you didn't look down on everyone around.
Wasn't this guys' favorite movie fucking Die Hard? You're going to tell John fucking McClane wasn't one of these people? Didn't most the guys who starred in and directed your favorite action films come from humble roots? How about those writers you say you want to emulate. Was Stephen King trailer trash?

You don't fucking say.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

You’d think that after 15 years of not getting anything done he’d quit lying to himself about being a writer.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

 

[Chen Stirner]

You should thumbnail those images because you just jumpscared me with Connor's dead-eyed expression.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

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That's the face of a guy who knows his life sucks.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

You should thumbnail those images because you just jumpscared me with Connor's dead-eyed expression.

I don’t know how to do that so I zoomed in instead so you could see where he missed a spot shaving.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

he looks like a pooner

 

[Alex Krycek]

Writing is not some easy thing. Actually before I write anything fictional or historical I have to create an outline of what I want done and how to do it. This can (not usually but can if it’s a big project) take up about 1/3 of my day (and I live by the rule of 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of leisure, and 8 hours of work). So I don’t write a lot honestly. I barely play drums anymore. I just prefer to spend time with family and friends in my spare time. However sometimes I get a flash of inspiration and just start writing my basic ideas down or adding to something. And that’s what my day is besides sleep and work.

I don’t know if many people remember Ulillillia. He is almost constantly working on projects when he isn’t working or sleeping and he barely sleeps. Has he finished any of them besides some books that are mediocre? No. But he does keep a schedule and focuses on one project each day to keep up with. Maybe he tables something for a while but then goes all in for his next idea.

Connor try to stick to this example. Uli is pretty well liked and you could be too.

 

[(((I am NOT a jew)))]

Anyone have any freakouts from Connor over tonight?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

here’s writing a sequel to redesigning Eva. His still unfinished novel.
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He's been working on this for how long now?

At some point you really just need to let it go. After this long to still be going on about it is sad.

Writing is not some easy thing. Actually before I write anything fictional or historical I have to create an outline of what I want done and how to do it. This can (not usually but can if it’s a big project) take up about 1/3 of my day (and I live by the rule of 8 hours of sleep, 8 hours of leisure, and 8 hours of work). So I don’t write a lot honestly. I barely play drums anymore. I just prefer to spend time with family and friends in my spare time. However sometimes I get a flash of inspiration and just start writing my basic ideas down or adding to something. And that’s what my day is besides sleep and work.

For long projects yes. For short stories? So long as I'm in the "zone" I can't be bothered as I find half the the time they practically write themselves. I see the scene. I hear the characters speaking the lines it just needs to be put onto paper.

But I have to be in the "zone" as it were. If the story isn't flowing... I can't force it and when I do it just comes out wrong. And the biggest issue though is I tend to write scenes without anything connecting them. Making that connection so it flows from one to the next... that's often the hardest part.

Connor has been at this for over 10 years now and he STILL has nothing to show for it.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Has he tried cocaine? Worked out pretty good for Stephen King

 

[Carlos Thin]

Has he tried cocaine? Worked out pretty good for Stephen King

Don't think Steven King started out writing Molly Ringwald fanfiction

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Has he tried cocaine? Worked out pretty good for Stephen King

Except Stephen couldn't write an ending to save his life whereas Connor just can't get past writing the first page.

What was it when he tried doing that NaNoWriMo a couple years back and said he'd do like 20,000 words? He came out strong. Did maybe 300 and stopped.

And now he's saying he's going to write a second draft of "Redesigning Eva" when his first draft was about 8 years ago. And still incomplete. Even George R. R. Martin writes faster than this guy does.

Don't think Steven King started out writing Molly Ringwald fanfiction

How do you know he didn't?

 

[Covertchinchilla]

Anyone have any freakouts from Connor over tonight?

If you search “Connor Bible threads” you’ll see it. He’s worried he’s going to be killed because of his social media footprint, he wants to flee to California or Hawaii, then posted a couple movie reviews he wrote. Altogether he’s extremely dumb.

 

[Chen Stirner]

If you search “Connor Bible threads” you’ll see it. He’s worried he’s going to be killed because of his social media footprint, he wants to flee to California or Hawaii, then posted a couple movie reviews he wrote. Altogether he’s extremely dumb.

The government is not going to waste time and resources killing some dumb, fat, lazy NEET who obsesses over Molly Ringwald. He has nothing to worry about.

 

[Covertchinchilla]

The government is not going to waste time and resources killing some dumb, fat, lazy NEET who obsesses over Molly Ringwald. He has nothing to worry about.

He just posted a terribly written passage from his current work in progress Redesigning Eva. He’s like 15 years into writing this and still can’t come up with decent dialogue.

 

[The Last Cigarette]

He just posted a terribly written passage from his current work in progress Redesigning Eva. He’s like 15 years into writing this and still can’t come up with decent dialogue.

"Pat on this fucked-up back"


Connor bros, if he can't pass the Charisma check and convince his mom...it's gonna be so over for us.

 

[Chen Stirner]

"Pat on this fucked-up back"

Wow, that was painful to read. Sometimes I wonder if the only books Connor has ever read were the ones he was forced to read in school.

The more I think about it, the more I realize that Connor actually wanted to make movies, but he didn't have the skills or knowledge necessary to write a script, nor did he have any connections in the film industry. He then decided that the next best thing was to write a novel and hope that a studio would pick it up and turn it into a movie. In that respect, he's a lot like Lani Sarem. The big difference is that Lani actually finished and published her novel.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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"Pat on this fucked-up back"

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Connor bros, if he can't pass the Charisma check and convince his mom...it's gonna be so over for us.

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I don't get it.

I don't get the doom and gloom that these faggots are on about.

They act like the world is literally coming to an end and they'll wind up in some concentration camp this time tomorrow because they voted for Harris. Nobody cares enough about Connor or any of these spergs to actively try to take them down.