حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[BaronBoi]

Considering Connor posted a link to the BL forums (off-topic I know.) and the only way to sign into the forums is to have a copy of the game, I believe I have encountered him on the game itself.

Edit: Just going to ask this: Does anyone want to hear my stories regarding my run ins with my Connor so that we can pinpoint if this is the same Connor?

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

You know, I'm proud of Connor for staying away from the farms for so long. Now that probably doesn't mean he got his life together in that time, but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.

*edit* I swore that I wrote "our" fault instead of "his" but you know, I think the misstype is more appropriate.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

You know, I'm proud of Connor for staying away from the farms for so long. Now that probably doesn't mean he got his life together in that time, but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.

That is a good point. The sprat used to beg to be banned because he couldn't stay away on his own. Now, he's at least mastered a skill far beyond that of such minds as @Brad Watson_Miami , @Mikemikev, and @Ketchup'. Connor's intellectual peer is, obviously, @Cowlick.

 

[bearycool]

You know, I'm proud of Connor for staying away from the farms for so long. Now that probably doesn't mean he got his life together in that time, but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.

I just thought the crotch fungus finally turned terminal.

 

[Smutley]

Connor spends so much time on the Stephen King forums he's starting to look like Stephen King

Connor, no, you know those aspies are nothing but trouble for you

humorous shrug

but he isn't spending hours trying to convince us it's all his fault that he can't write a novel.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Connor never changes.

 

[MysticMisty]

How long until he goes into his current masturbation habits?

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

Connor spends so much time on the Stephen King forums he's starting to look like Stephen King

If only he could become Stephen King

 

[Meowthkip]

If only he could become Stephen King

Imagine Connor slowly morphing into Stephen King in every single facet of his life except for the ability to write, like he wished for it on a monkey's paw.

I'd read that short story.

 

[BaronBoi]

The Stephen Virus.

 

[Meowthkip]

The Stephen Virus.

I was thinking "I Just Can't Wait to be King."

 

[Coster]

Imagine Connor slowly morphing into Stephen King in every single facet of his life except for the ability to write, like he wished for it on a monkey's paw.

I'd read that short story.

He grasps the monkey's shriveled paw in his sausage-like fingers and desperately cries into it "I wish I was Stephen King." I'd read it too.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Imagine Connor slowly morphing into Stephen King in every single facet of his life except for the ability to write, like he wished for it on a monkey's paw.

I'd read that short story.

Don't really see Connor having the dedication to become a serious alcoholic/coke fiend

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Don't really see Connor having the dedication to become a serious alcoholic/coke fiend

Chronic masturbation will be his vice.
Really you could make a whole story using past King works:
Connor, driving a possessed Chrysler, runs down and kills Stephen King, in retribution a gypsy curses Connor to slowly transform into King without the talent, going mad he abducts Molly Ringwald and takes her to a secluded cabin to be his unwitting muse.
Null, using his gift of the shining, discovers the foul plot, kills Connor, rescues Molly and they go riding off into the sunset on his silver bike.

 

[CatParty]

 

[NashiNashi]

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Has he ever seen a Giallo film?

 

[The Un-Clit]

His King/Bachman inspired gypsy curse novel will be named 'Fatter' from the look of that moonface in the mirror.

 

[Pina Colada]

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He looks like he lost weight. Either that, or he found a good angle.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

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Jesus Christ. I click on the thread & the first thing that pops up is a giant image of that face. Scared the bajeezus out of me.
Glad to see Connor is still being as Connor-y as ever, from the autistic Random Access Humor to the undying Molly Ringwald obsession.

 

[Coster]