حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[lolwut]

I do want it bad enough, and I have every intention of working hard.

Prove it. Stop saying "I have every intention of [insert goal here]" and start saying "I am [insert current task here]"

Intent is easy to come by. I could carpet my fucking house with good intentions. If all you have is intent, then you clearly don't want it bad enough.

 

[Pine Tar]

Define "results".

Things you actually can put on a resume. Earning money. Tangible fucking things. I don't know how I could possibly make it any simpler.

 

[Stalin]

Define "results".

The product of a completed project or work.

 

[Smutley]

Define "results".

The final product of every single fucking thing that isn't "sitting on your ass in front of a computer or the television."

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I have. It's only about 120 pages, far too short to be considered a full blown novel. My rabid perfectionism prevented me from writing scenes the way I wanted to and in their entirety, so I had to summarize.

What do you mean summarize? You mean some chapters aren't even finished?

Summarizing is what you do when you're planning your project. Your first draft should read like a completed novel. The only difference between a first draft and a final draft is the first is still subject to change. There are no summaries in my first draft.

 

[HipstrsGonnaHip]

Define "results".

Tangible achievements.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Define "results".

Not getting crotch rot for one, more classes in college for two.

 

[Bugaboo]

@Connor, what's the deal with the teacher who masturbates to death?

 

[TM Ambrose]

Starting this month, things are going to be different.

And best of luck too you.

I have. It's only about 120 pages, far too short to be considered a full blown novel. My rabid perfectionism prevented me from writing scenes the way I wanted to and in their entirety, so I had to summarize.

How long have you been working on this novel Connor?

Define "results".

Evidence that you have done something.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Define "results".

eBook of Redesigning Eva, available online by 31st March.

As long as it's priced at $2.50 or less, 200 pages or more, and available by this date, I solemnly swear I'll buy a copy.

Who's with me?

 

[Watcher]

Define "results".

How about this Connor. How about you actually do something that you say you'll do.

Like actually finish your book instead of complaining about how you have no motivation. Or fix your life instead of complaining about how it's too hard.

Those are results. How about you actually do something you say you're going to do instead of you know... not.

We've heard this same old song and dance a few times now. It's getting old.

 

[DN 420]

@Connor, you seem to have a similar problem that a lot of people do. You say you're going to change, things are going to be different. But then you slunk back into the same routine.

Start small. Stop sitting in front of your computer when you could be working out. Do shit, not say it.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

you know that big box that's cold and you take yummy food out of? there's a list you wrote that you stuck on there, try to accomplish those.

 

[Billy_Sama]

Hey @Connor, explain why you think adopting is a bad idea.

 

[Connor Bible]

I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.

What about my eBook offer?

 

[TM Ambrose]

I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.

Son do you know where you are?

 

[Stalin]

I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.

If you think we're ruthless don't ever try to get your book published. Or do anything for that matter.

 

[Coster]

1. A moment ago - TM Ambrose:
   I like how Connor is trying to argue against advice

 

[DN 420]

I agree with some of what's being said, but I don't have to, y'know, be a ruthless asshole about it. The Alec Baldwin speech in Glengarry Glen Ross was intended to highlight practically everything wrong with unfettered businessmen and the excesses of capitalism in general.

Goddamn it stop sperging and do a sit-up.