حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Stalin]

Uninteresting? Not enough action scenes?

You're a poor writer with no imagination. Put two and two together.

Take some classes. Read works by the great authors. It'll help.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

RE's been giving me hell since high school. At least, I produced a shitty draft.

How about scrap the shit book and try a different idea, you sometimes have to write all the shit out of your system. Though I bet your too attached to it to even think about it.

 

[Le Bateleur]

RE's been giving me hell since high school. At least, I produced a shitty draft.

Publish by the 31st March and I'm sure more people than me will buy it. Then you're a published author and you can write other stuff. Just do it. You will get actual money.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

RE's been giving me hell since high school. At least, I produced a shitty draft.

I've produced shitty drafts of three novels, two about the same length as RE and one twice as long. Finishing your first draft is only step one.

 

[Connor Bible]

@Smutley, by Jove, you are right. I am being dogpiled. There are so many posts in the space of a minute that I can't answer everyone's questions.

 

[RP 520]

RE's been giving me hell since high school. At least, I produced a shitty draft.

You should see a doctor about that.

 

[Bork Laser]

Or here is an idea. Just write a book on a different fucking topic.

Or just stop writing books

 

[Billy_Sama]

@Connor, if you weren't too lazy, you should at least focus on the college level English writing classes and listen to criticisms in order to improve your writing skills before you make a half ass story.

Also, do some pushups, you need that more.

 

[Watcher]

@Smutley, by Jove, you are right. I am being dogpiled. There are so many posts in the space of a minute that I can't answer everyone's questions.

Connor we're not forcing you to be here. I've been telling you several times to just leave and not return.

Make your book or improve your life. THEN come back here and brag to us. Then we won't have a reason to laugh at you.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

@Smutley, by Jove, you are right. I am being dogpiled. There are so many posts in the space of a minute that I can't answer everyone's questions.

You haven't actually answered many. Most of your posts have been defensive or avoident.

 

[Connor Bible]

Okay, I'll take a break from RE, and I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories. I'm open to suggestions about how to make my writing attention grabbing and interesting.

 

[The Dude]

@Connor if you don't actually work on changing yourself then life is going to fuck you hard. Eventually you're going to have to go out in the real world and make something of yourself, and with your attitude and how sheltered you are it's going to be a massive shock. You said you wanted to be a teacher? Well your principle, the school board, and your students parents aren't going to take your excuses.

You're going to have to plan assignments, grade papers, keep your students in line, on topic, and motivated. How are you going to keep a couple hundred students each year motivated when you're constantly bitching about not being able to keep yourself motivated?

And if you think it's stressful being on a website where people are making fun of you then once you have a real job with real responsibilities you'll probably have a nervous breakdown, or worse. Teaching is one of the most stressful careers you can go into. It's up there with being in combat, a firefighter or police officer.

And don't get me started on you wanting to be a parent. That's even more stressful. With the way you are now you're definitely not going to be able to hack it.

 

[MysticMisty]

It's funny, you'd think autistic people would be enthusiastically conservative considering how much they hate change.

Funny, my personal experiences are that autistics, and mentally disabled people in general, are really conservative/religious. Generally when their parents realize they don't have a normal child they turn to religion and it snowballs from there.

 

[applecat]

Patty the Milkmaid was going to market carrying her milk in a Pail on her head. As she went along she began calculating what she would do with the money she would get for the milk.
"I'll buy some fowls from Farmer Brown," said she, "and they will lay eggs each morning, which I will sell to the parson's wife. With the money that I get from the sale of these eggs I'll buy myself a new dimity frock and a chip hat; and when I go to market, won't all the young men come up and speak to me! Polly Shaw will be that
jealous; but I don't care. I shall just look at her and toss my head like this. As she spoke she tossed her head back, the Pail fell off it, and all the milk was spilt. So she had to go home and tell her mother what had occurred.

"Ah, my child," said the mother:

Moral of Aesops Fable: Do not count your chickens before they are hatched.

 

[Arkangel]

Okay, I'll take a break from RE, and I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories. I'm open to suggestions about how to make my writing attention grabbing and interesting.

You have all the time in the world. Especially with that ONE CLASS and NO JOB

 

[lolwut]

Okay, I'll take a break from RE, and I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories. I'm open to suggestions about how to make my writing attention grabbing and interesting.

Those aren't the suggestions you should be focused on. Get your shit together before you stagnate on another novel idea.

 

[Stalin]

Okay, I'll take a break from RE, and I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories. I'm open to suggestions about how to make my writing attention grabbing and interesting.

I've offered time and again to help you/give you critiques but you never take it.

 

[Shiala]

I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories.

You're schedule of one class?

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Okay, I'll take a break from RE, and I'll find time in my schedule to write another novel, maybe some short stories. I'm open to suggestions about how to make my writing attention grabbing and interesting.

If you really want advice send me a link to one chapter of RE (preferably chapter 1) in the form of a Google Doc and I'll give you critique. No joke.

 

[Connor Bible]

I've offered time and again to help you/give you critiques but you never take it.

I'll take 'em.