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Learning how to friggin' write and work with another person creatively, you absolute cocktwaddler.
If you didn't want me to throw your ass in a ditch, then don't make me have to write about you.
حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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Learning how to friggin' write and work with another person creatively, you absolute cocktwaddler.
If you didn't want me to throw your ass in a ditch, then don't make me have to write about you.
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"Damn it, woman, stop throwing yourself down the stairs and then yelling at me for watching."
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You should seriously listen to Smutley. He knows what's up. I was going to come and say basically the same thing he did because learning to change yourself so you don't end up as a topic here can separate you from the others who don't and get talked about in great detail.
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Connor, of course she was.
But we're not an amorphous mass. Everyone has a different reason they're on this thread. Yes, lots of people get frustrated because you don't seem to take advice. It's frustrating when someone refuses advice that would probably help them. Look at Smutley, he gave you good advice and you probably refused it offhand. We do laugh at you, but what do you expect?
You want us to be your enemies so badly, you're creating your own enemies.
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The 12th of Never, half past lazy-ass o'clock.
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@Connor what's in it for you to keep replying here and cursing at people? If you're really done with the farms, then leave.
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@Connor I didn't have to do anything, you know. I didn't have to extend a hand to you to help you do some writing exercise and have you spit in my face right from the get-go because you can't divorce yourself from your bloated ego for two friggin' minutes. I wanted to challenge you. You fucked me over and put me in a position where I could not have anything interesting happen to you without you taking personal offense to it.
You sabotaged the whole thing right out of the fucking gate.
You sabotaged the whole thing right out of the fucking gate.
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The thing is, Connor, you can't say we're only making fun of you when we offer to help. I get that Rome wasn't built in a day and you can't change behavioral patterns overnight. But you come to the Farms and act totally ready to change. about 75% of the thread tries to be cautiously optimistic and offer encouragement. After a few hours, you give up, get frustrated, and yell at us and decide it's not worth trying.
We laugh because you get stuck in this cycle, and you have the balls to call our advice and offers to help traps. My writing offer still stands. I'm sure @Meowthkip is up for a second attempt, as long as you apologize for calling her names.
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If there is a second attempt, I'm starting and Connor is not allowed to put himself in the story, at all. No Alphaboy or Redesigning Eva characters, either.
He wants to contribute a character, he has to come up with something on the spot.
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You're willing to give Conman Connie another chance? You're a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
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I'm not taking back anything I've said about this place or its members. Not to @Meowthkip , that Ringwald impersonator, or anyone of you.
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@Connor: Just leave the forums. For your sake.
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Okay, then you're justifying your own thread here.
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Connor, I'm gonna be entirely honest with you. I would be one of those people you think are "sociopaths". Not because I don't feel emotions but because I cannot bring myself to care about you in any other way than entertainment anymore, you continually disappoint me when you say you'll do something. You should be thankful a lot of other users haven't given up on you like I have. You won't be thankful though because you're Connor Bible. So please keep posting, you make me smile and laugh.
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This. Seriously, dude, what the fuck do you care what a bunch of anonymous people you do not know, have never met, and will never meet, say on the internet? Just walk the fuck away (and do something with you life).
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Connor, I think there's something you need to understand.
No one here is expecting you to do a 180 in your life and become a productive member of society in one night. No one is demanding that you become a leader of a world or a vice president of a company or hell, even a club within your college.
Do you even understand why so many people have offered you advice or a helping hand to get you to do something, anything?
It's because you need to experience the joy and feeling of accomplishing something that you do to improve yourself. Completing that round robin with @Meowthkip would've given you the very real opportunity to work alongside someone and learn cooperation. Finishing an actual resume would've given you the feeling of working towards becoming a full-fledged adult.
You claim you need to spend 99% of your "mental energy" on math but you're actually burning yourself out and more than likely making math far more difficult for you in the process. Doing fun exercises like the round robin would have help relax you a bit.
Forget doing a resume for yourself, which seems to be a mental exercise in nothing. How about trying to make one for a fictional character you create? Pretend they're applying for a job. What skills do they have? What experience? What is their goal? Try it. It might be fun and it'll be good building blocks for you when you once again put pen to paper to create one for yourself.
No one here is expecting you to do a 180 in your life and become a productive member of society in one night. No one is demanding that you become a leader of a world or a vice president of a company or hell, even a club within your college.
Do you even understand why so many people have offered you advice or a helping hand to get you to do something, anything?
It's because you need to experience the joy and feeling of accomplishing something that you do to improve yourself. Completing that round robin with @Meowthkip would've given you the very real opportunity to work alongside someone and learn cooperation. Finishing an actual resume would've given you the feeling of working towards becoming a full-fledged adult.
You claim you need to spend 99% of your "mental energy" on math but you're actually burning yourself out and more than likely making math far more difficult for you in the process. Doing fun exercises like the round robin would have help relax you a bit.
Forget doing a resume for yourself, which seems to be a mental exercise in nothing. How about trying to make one for a fictional character you create? Pretend they're applying for a job. What skills do they have? What experience? What is their goal? Try it. It might be fun and it'll be good building blocks for you when you once again put pen to paper to create one for yourself.
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You don't actually want to write at all and I called you out on it, didn't I?
I'm willing to give you a second chance and all I receive is grief. I have been paid for writing before, which is something you have never done, and never will do.
You want to explain to me what your problem was in detail? Because mine was that I find a great many subjects far more interesting than you.
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That's fine. I don't think anyone here was expecting appreciation from you. You can hate us all you want if that helps you out. However much you hate us, at least fucking listen.
Also, that is extremely disrespectful to Meowthkip, Connor. Shame on you for acting that way to someone who actually tried to help you.