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حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker
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Would pay money to see this.
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Connor has always been a loveshy. He's just usually not so overt about it.
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"nobody fucks with me"
If that were true, then why do I hear that a 400 page thread exists on some corner of the Internet solely to fuck with you.
If that were true, then why do I hear that a 400 page thread exists on some corner of the Internet solely to fuck with you.
DrChristianTroy
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Well shit. I thought he was just racist and a poor writer.
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i thought Redesigning Eva was a fanfic of Evangelion
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I think it was a typo. He obviously meant "nobody fucks me". Which is accurate. And also completely disproves his theory that all girls are sluts; because if all girls were sluts, he wouldn't be having this many problems getting laid.
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No, he just has some shoehorned references to it. I'm not even sure he's seen NGE, I bet he just read the TVTropes page on it.
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@Connor Bible why do you come back to this thread when it only will get you mocked more
They have a contradiction in their attempts to view themselves as superior yet also being doomed to rejection
Thats why they use the term slut to mean women who only have sex with men they don't like as opposed to women who have sex with them
Loveshies don't realize that the term slut implies low standards and that low standards would mean having sex with loveshies (but also Chads)
They have a contradiction in their attempts to view themselves as superior yet also being doomed to rejection
Thats why they use the term slut to mean women who only have sex with men they don't like as opposed to women who have sex with them
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So a loveshy "slut" is actually just a woman with standards. Good to know.
So, on another note, @Connor Bible what made you think your work was "Mozart level"?
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Jesus Christ grow the hell up, yo aren't even 21 yet, quit being a big baby and man up. I'd kill to be in your shoes.
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Goddammit, Connor. You're making me come out of retirement.
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Just a note on the whole "faggot" issue. I'm speaking here as a Bisexual male who's had multiple boyfriends.
Connor, you'd have about as much luck with the fellas as you would the ladies. Because of your looks? Nope. I've seen guys less attractive than you hook up with a cute dude and go home.
The reason is because you're a lazy tryhard with a hygiene aversion & the personality of a wet bagel.
This will attract neither orientation.
Connor, you'd have about as much luck with the fellas as you would the ladies. Because of your looks? Nope. I've seen guys less attractive than you hook up with a cute dude and go home.
The reason is because you're a lazy tryhard with a hygiene aversion & the personality of a wet bagel.
This will attract neither orientation.
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You know Conner, I thought you were like a goofy little brother, but I see now you're another social inept clod who could never get a girlfriend. I suggest you take a vow of celibacy, and devote your life to studying some esoteric topic. At least then, you'll have an excuse for not getting laid. But all your problems? They're on you. We've told you time again how to fix things, and you ignore us. So, I have no sympathy for you.
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We've already said time and time again what Connor needs to do to be happy and to stop being mocked.
He needs to reconcile with the people he knows irl.
He needs to buckle down on education and take his classes seriously.
He needs to decide if he likes writing and, if he does, actually finish writing shit.
He needs to get over his anxiety and actually go out with some people (LIKE SOME KIWIS WERE LEGITIMATELY OFFERING MONTHS AGO).
But in the end he won't.
He'll complain a bit.
He'll blame the Farms.
He'll yell at everyone.
He'll ragequit the Internet.
And a month later he'll return and say that he's written a few words in Redesigning Eva.
Thus is the Connor thread. We'll see a couple more pages come next month.
Connor just needs to accept that he's basically a less blatant and annoying Loveshy at this rate.
Hey, @ThonisSH. Maybe you and Connor should hook up. You two are about as equally pathetic whenever you try to argue with us.
He needs to reconcile with the people he knows irl.
He needs to buckle down on education and take his classes seriously.
He needs to decide if he likes writing and, if he does, actually finish writing shit.
He needs to get over his anxiety and actually go out with some people (LIKE SOME KIWIS WERE LEGITIMATELY OFFERING MONTHS AGO).
But in the end he won't.
He'll complain a bit.
He'll blame the Farms.
He'll yell at everyone.
He'll ragequit the Internet.
And a month later he'll return and say that he's written a few words in Redesigning Eva.
Thus is the Connor thread. We'll see a couple more pages come next month.
Connor just needs to accept that he's basically a less blatant and annoying Loveshy at this rate.
Hey, @ThonisSH. Maybe you and Connor should hook up. You two are about as equally pathetic whenever you try to argue with us.
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I really hate to be the voice of the Cassandra here, but I said back before this thread started that it's not just us. This is the cycle he goes on in every single community he's ever joined. We ain't special. He just hoped that we were as vicious as he secretly wants to be and would accept him better than those other communities who got so uptight about him respecting their members and not allowing the conversations to be derailed with his whining.
Oh yeah, Connor. Didn't tell you that part. I was the one who originally found your WrongPlanet account. Someone in chat mentioned a Chris quote but couldn't remember the exact source. I got curious and started Googling. Didn't find the source of the quote, but I did find an interesting WrongPlanet thread where Chris was mentioned--by you. You were trying to trollshield with Chris long before you ever arrived here. I put two and two together, did a little background searching, and boom. Son, your paper trail is all over the internet. Might want to think about that sometime.
You are such a bloody little coward, Connor. You're not misunderstood. You're not deep. You're indulged. You can flutter all over the internet looking for a place that will put up with your bullshit, but you're not going to find it. You went to a forum whose acknowledged mission statement is laughing at a mentally handicapped man--and even we found you distasteful.
Oh yeah, Connor. Didn't tell you that part. I was the one who originally found your WrongPlanet account. Someone in chat mentioned a Chris quote but couldn't remember the exact source. I got curious and started Googling. Didn't find the source of the quote, but I did find an interesting WrongPlanet thread where Chris was mentioned--by you. You were trying to trollshield with Chris long before you ever arrived here. I put two and two together, did a little background searching, and boom. Son, your paper trail is all over the internet. Might want to think about that sometime.
You are such a bloody little coward, Connor. You're not misunderstood. You're not deep. You're indulged. You can flutter all over the internet looking for a place that will put up with your bullshit, but you're not going to find it. You went to a forum whose acknowledged mission statement is laughing at a mentally handicapped man--and even we found you distasteful.
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Found this in my inbox today. It's just under a month old, but it shows that Connor is so obsessed with me that no matter how many times he comes to conclusion that I'm a fake he can't risk not messaging me in fear of me being real.
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It's true. I am a slave to the cock.
But Connor has a death crotch, is a fat, whiny faggot and I would not have sex with him.
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Almost like Loveshies are a bunch of idiots.
Yeah I can see why @Connor Bible subscribes to their views.