حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[Handsome Pete]

Alright, I've given what's been said in the past three pages some thought. I've come to the conclusion that yes, my fear of success/failure (take your pick) is crippling any chance I have of becoming a fiction writer. I think its best to simply do it without any real expectations. It's a grueling, difficult task,

Rate me optimistic, but you seem to be talking something like sense. I have to say, I-

but it has its perks. Yes, I won't reach King or Rowling levels of fame the second I get published. If I were to have a hit, it would be just that: a successful novel.

Well, let's not get ahead of ourselves-

A slew of hits over the period of a few years is another story entirely.

Connor, no.

To ensure success is to, in the words of Faulkner, kill your darlings. You and the publishers have to be pragmatic in deciding what hits the shelves.

Damn it.

Chances are, most of what I write won't even be released.

Eh, at least you ended strong.

 

[Smutley]

Connor, did your trip to the doctor go well?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

Look at it this way Connor, Chris is more productive than you.

Let's look at that sentence again shall we?

Chris a man who took what 5/6 years? To finish a shit crayon comic is more productive with his time than you are.

Spoiler

can't remember the exact time gap so forgive me if I'm wrong

Andrew Dobson, Joe Cracker and even Brianna Wu are more productive than Connor.

Also, I'm feeling like he's just been baiting us to shit on him for the last several months. Maybe an admin could put a razor blade picture in his posts instead of a fish hook?

 

[JU 199]

Alright, I've given what's been said in the past three pages some thought. I've come to the conclusion that yes, my fear of success/failure (take your pick) is crippling any chance I have of becoming a fiction writer. I think its best to simply do it without any real expectations. It's a grueling, difficult task, but it has its perks. Yes, I won't reach King or Rowling levels of fame the second I get published. If I were to have a hit, it would be just that: a successful novel. A slew of hits over the period of a few years is another story entirely. To ensure success is to, in the words of Faulkner, kill your darlings. You and the publishers have to be pragmatic in deciding what hits the shelves. Chances are, most of what I write won't even be released.

What you gonna do with your life then?

I think you should become an alcoholic, internet atheist.

 

[cautari]

You and the publishers have to be pragmatic in deciding what hits the shelves.

Motherfucker, when an author writes a successful novel, it isn't done by him sitting around with a cabal of printing house executives and literary agents to determine the secret formula for a bestseller. Most authors refine their skills over a long period of time before even bothering a printing house about their work. You're getting ahead of yourself just talking about publishing.

 

[Connor Bible]

What you gonna do with your life then?

I think you should become an alcoholic, internet atheist.

If that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

 

[CatParty]

If that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

you'd miss

 

[John Furrman]

If that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

do it fgt

 

[Connor Bible]

do it fgt

Mature.

 

[John Furrman]

Mature.

Said the lolcow to the furry.

 

[DuskEngine]

Mature.

Like suicide baiting on internet forums?

 

[JU 199]

f that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

At least some god hating autistics would like it. You could be an even wierder amazing atheist.

 

[Pikonic]

If that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

you'd miss

do it fgt

This is what happens when you suicide bait weekly

 

[Connor Bible]

This is what happens when you suicide bait weekly

It's what you want.

 

[DuskEngine]

It's what you want.

please livestream

 

[CatParty]

It's what you want.

do it fggt

 

[Connor Bible]

please livestream

do it fggt

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

 

[CatParty]

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

do it for null. we need content

 

[Watcher]

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

 

[DuskEngine]

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

Why else would we browse this website