حلال Connor Bible - Everyone's Favorite Molly Ringwald loving, adoption hating, aspiring writer and bellybutton fucker

[JU 199]

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

 

[Connor Bible]

do it for null. we need content

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.

 

[CatParty]

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.

you'd mess it up like a lolcow would. so much content for null's empire

 

[Watcher]

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.

Someone's mad he can't join our secret serial killer Skype group.

 

[DuskEngine]

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.

Null even raped a girl dude we're pretty hardcore

 

[Frank Rizzo]

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.

Or.......or, and just stay with me on this one:

People are saying this shit because they *know* it gets a reaction out of you.

 

[Watcher]

1. https://static.kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/1/1197.jpg?1440628390 2 minutes ago Smutley:
   @ @cat, Would you fuck the gooey hole in Connor's head after he shot himself?

 

[JU 199]

Connor why are you suicide baiting again?

 

[Watcher]

Null even raped a girl dude we're pretty hardcore

Conner doesn't even have the balls to do that

 

[VLAD]

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.

We care not from whence the blood flows.

We care only that it flows.

You know what you have to do.

 

[John Furrman]

It's the Connor Bible, the Connor Bible
Not much chance for survival
If Connor Bible is right

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

Conner, based on what you've said so far you'd probably fuck it up as well. Do you remember James Vance? He was 20 years old when he and his friend tried to kill themselves with a shotgun blast to the head. His friend was successful, James wasn't. He blew his face off but lived that way for another five years before he overdosed.

So I want you to imagine having to face this every morning when you look at yourself in the mirror.

Spoiler: Not safe for lunch

 

[GS 281]

Connor is a boring lolcow at this point. Same thing over and over. It is like going to see a half decent band a dozen times and watching them play the same damn songs. Like learn to play a new number or get out, you bore me.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Conner, based on what you've said so far you'd probably fuck it up as well. Do you remember James Vance? He was 20 years old when he and his friend tried to kill themselves with a shotgun blast to the head. His friend was successful, James wasn't. He blew his face off but lived that way for another five years before he overdosed.

So I want you to imagine having to face this every morning when you look at yourself in the mirror.

Spoiler: Not safe for lunch

I certainly wouldn't wanna live looking like Jim Henson created my face.

 

[Watcher]

Connor is a boring lolcow at this point. Same thing over and over. It is like going to see a half decent band a dozen times and watching them play the same damn songs. Like learn to play a new number or get out, you bore me.

nobody's keeping you here. This thread has gone on for close to 500 pages. Anything new dropped off around page 20.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

So, basically, you all want me to be Michael Bay.

Holla when you make something as dope as Bad Boys II.

What a ride we went through. In a single morning we got @Connor Bible going "I'm totes not going to SELL OUT to DA MAN." to "I might as well just kill myself. My poor fee fees." All without addressing our real questions like "Why hate on portly Molly Ringwald" and "You saw your dad strip, that's fucking weird."

 

[Pikonic]

It's what you want.

This thread could be completely deleted, you could be banned and nuked, and I wouldn't notice for like, a month. After I finally realize you're gone I'd continue using these farms.

You're not the biggest attraction here, not even close.

 

[Ruin]

Connor is a boring lolcow at this point. Same thing over and over. It is like going to see a half decent band a dozen times and watching them play the same damn songs. Like learn to play a new number or get out, you bore me.

Can I ask what interest you have have in white knighting Connor? This probably the fourth or fifth time I've seen you do it.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

If that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

God...

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

... fucking dammit, Connor.

You are seriously so fucking insecure and self-centered that you'll view anything that isn't "Yaaaaay you're so successful and creative you're gonna be the greatest author ever!" as "go kill urself fgt"

Please finally do all of us a favor and go through with something that you say you'll do in this thread, whether it's writing shit or killing yourself.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

If that's the case, I might actually look back at my days on here and empty a 12-gauge into my mouth.

I bet you'd jack off to the remains of my head. You probably fantasize about killing people in your spare time, when you're not putting on a pleasant façade for your friends, family, and coworkers.

The fact you all want to see another person die on a livestream shows how utterly fucked up you are. I bet some of you are secretly aspirant serial killers or mass murderers.