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- Oct 29, 2013
Greetings, denizens of CWCki Forums. I feel that the time has come to give movie reviews a shot. After all, I've got a ton of them, ranging from all-time classics to the worst of the worst, from the 1920's to today. However, I feel I should let you in on some ground rules.
1. I don't review movies I do not have in my collection unless I can find them on YouTube or until I actually have a copy in my hands.
2. I do not review sequels unless I have reviewed the original movie first.
3. I must emphasize the seriousness of this thread. I am going to be giving in-depth, meaningful critiques of the films in my collection, so please, no fucking around.
4. Opinions are like anuses, and everyone has one. Don't blast a critic for doing his job.
Now that that's out of the way, let's get this show on the road. I have attached a poll to this thread with candidates from my collection. This poll only lasts a week, so I recommend you get voting. Ready?
Lights.
Camera.
Action!
1. I don't review movies I do not have in my collection unless I can find them on YouTube or until I actually have a copy in my hands.
2. I do not review sequels unless I have reviewed the original movie first.
3. I must emphasize the seriousness of this thread. I am going to be giving in-depth, meaningful critiques of the films in my collection, so please, no fucking around.
4. Opinions are like anuses, and everyone has one. Don't blast a critic for doing his job.
Now that that's out of the way, let's get this show on the road. I have attached a poll to this thread with candidates from my collection. This poll only lasts a week, so I recommend you get voting. Ready?
Lights.
Camera.
Action!
