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the is man said:
it does match all the 3 characteristics of a lolcow.
will rewrite the thread though
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Please try again, write at least half a paragraph for the introduction to this cow and why he's funny. In complete sentences and with decent grammar
After that you can fill in details of him preferably in tidy segments from a timeline or an order of importance
 
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Just droppin my fluffy ass into the thread to say that perennial cow snatcher Nick Crowley has also covered this specimen, which means we will likely get a swarm other youtubers weighing in and a fuckload more interest being ginned up

Speaking for myself, I was getting seriously bad voodoo vibes from this shit as soon as the shoops started to be shown, which for some reason gave me blue moon smurf vibes, and would like to echo the homies here who have said we need a fresh and non pozzloaded thread for this as it has potential to turn into a respectable horrormine
 
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Judge Holden said:
Just droppin my fluffy ass into the thread to say that perennial cow snatcher Nick Crowley has also covered this specimen, which means we will likely get a swarm other youtubers weighing in and a fuckload more interest being ginned up

Speaking for myself, I was getting seriously bad voodoo vibes from this shit as soon as the shoops started to be shown, which for some reason gave me blue moon smurf vibes, and would like to echo the homies here who have said we need a fresh and non pozzloaded thread for this as it has potential to turn into a respectable horrormine
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imagine seeing this freak in public
 
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Judge Holden said:
Just droppin my fluffy ass into the thread to say that perennial cow snatcher Nick Crowley has also covered this specimen, which means we will likely get a swarm other youtubers weighing in and a fuckload more interest being ginned up

Speaking for myself, I was getting seriously bad voodoo vibes from this shit as soon as the shoops started to be shown, which for some reason gave me blue moon smurf vibes, and would like to echo the homies here who have said we need a fresh and non pozzloaded thread for this as it has potential to turn into a respectable horrormine
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I'm being serious when I say I don't scare easily, so those fucking shops of the kids with the big red lips and pale white faces freaked me the fuck out and made me suspect this was fake, but for an ARG or horror project it's all too autistic, disjointed and unclear, genuinely fucking terrifying that people like this exist and are being allowed to operate freely and publicly.

I'd assume the earlier posting "warning" about predators is him doing the usual thing of wanting to admit to his perversions, but every part of it just convinces me this just can't be real? It's just constantly screaming to me at the back of my mind that this is some kind of hoax, everything is too specific and designed to be creepy, from the surreal appearance, the creepy noises and the obviously fake images with distorted features and expressions.

If it's fake, than the guy is retarded, he's used AI to generate borderline CP images, is contacting and following actual children and using the images of children he seemed to have taken himself/been sent.
 
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Dragoslav Constantinides said:
Hopefully someone with more experience writes a better thread about this guy, he's totally a horrorcow candidate.
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I would consider doing it myself but I don't have the experience and I don't want to scroll through abunch of Instagram accounts filled with these horrific fucking images and borderline CP
 
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Yankee Shogun said:
I would consider doing it myself but I don't have the experience and I don't want to scroll through abunch of Instagram accounts filled with these horrific fucking images and borderline CP
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Best bet is to use reddit which has archived a lot of his info and I'd imagine has censored anything CP related for you. Besides his original accounts have been deleted by now so it's the only option you really have. There's a subreddit for this guy to collect info but it has gone private.
 
So you mean to tell me OP saw the Nick Crowley video then tried to rip it off here with a shitty OP?

Reading the posts from the kiwis who watched the video, I'm gonna buckle up for this shit.
 
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No, Nick's video was made after this post. I think this is a result of tuv's video.
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Gotcha and also watched the video, that's actually... really horrifying? Like a lot of fellow kiwis, I am pretty desensitized to a lot, but this actually stressed me out. Awful fuckin video, awful fucking horrorcow.
 
Some notes, which are fucking harrowing:
-This is apparently a 59 year old man.
He's known to his local community and has been seen in public like this for YEARS
-He was busted 2 decades back apparently for being a weirdo in public like this and chasing kids around
-Despite all this his identity is nearly entirely unknown

Personal speculation: he's an autistic pedo working in some sort of school adjacent/auxiliary capacity (janitor, lunchroom staff, teaching assistant etc) and this horrific shit is some kind of fantasy enactment. That's actually different from his displayed kinks. He's into boots/footwear, weird noises, body disfigurements/extreme proportional exaggeration, ageplay, but it's wrapped into this schoolboy fantasy which he's just living out and funneling those through.

Likely, he's in a teaching assistant capacity and I saw that from the editing in the videos he does. He obviously knows his way around video and image software and had an eye for building unique aesthetics even if they are extremely bizarre. He's probably done editing for school newspapers or teaching assignments or classroom lessons. He's also been known to submit articles to newspapers back in the 90s about weird school shit or just poems and is displayed to be actually quite intelligent and articulate when he wants to be.

Final note is that he's obviously not doing this 24/7. He needs to eat and pay bills like everyone else. Obviously there is a real life "David", and then this thing and I'm wondering what the real life guy is like in comparison to this. I've had my travels in life, I've met kink people who are very much into their hobbies in their private lives, with their work lives being the most vanilla and boring existences imaginable. To the point you'd think they were two entirely different people. It is a thing that happens.

What throws me about this is the plebbit threads about this freak have had people from the UK who've seen him out and about like this for years. Like just walking about in public as some kind of Silent Hill schoolboy homunculus, doing the horrifying tongue thing and everything. Idk WTF he's doing in his real life but as stated above it has to be education adjacent and that's in order for him to have access to kids that he uses on these pages, and a way to blend into society as relatively "normal". That part I think people are missing a bit.

Anyway, hope this thread takes off and could do with a better OP post. Tempted to compile what is known so far after work today and try my hand at it, but remains to be seen.
 
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