Content, Field Agents and Gender

[Furina]

this fake Megan shit won't end in the grand showdown that some people (including Chris) want to see.

There will never be a grand showdown. Such a thing would imply the end of the story and the story of Chris will only end when he is food for worms and maybe not even then.

The sort of field agent I want is the sort who just reports on what Chris does when he's out and about. Maybe talks to him now and then to get a "straight from the horses mouth" opinion rather than through facebook which Chris seems to use for the outbursts he wants public. The pictures of Chris at Fridays After Five were great. I want that. I want to see Chris in the real world not just his bizarro rantings.

 

[Some JERK]

this fake Megan shit won't end in the grand showdown that some people (including Chris) want to see.

There will never be a grand showdown. Such a thing would imply the end of the story and the story of Chris will only end when he is food for worms and maybe not even then.

The sort of field agent I want is the sort who just reports on what Chris does when he's out and about. Maybe talks to him now and then to get a "straight from the horses mouth" opinion rather than through facebook which Chris seems to use for the outbursts he wants public. The pictures of Chris at Fridays After Five were great. I want that. I want to see Chris in the real world not just his bizarro rantings.

Yeah that would be cool, but that's a whole lot of sitting at McDonalds. Unless the FA is the one independently wealthy person on earth who has nothing better to do, then I can't see it ever being worth anyone's time.

 

[Holdek]

The sad thing about Chris is that he believes anything said with a straight face. He just doesn't have the mental capacity for subtle discernment.

Well I also think the autism prevents him from recognizing facial expressions.

Actually come to think of it this may have been what required Megan to spell it out in e-mail that she was creeped out by him.

I guess the question is, what would you like to see?

Someone pretending to be Megan.

Or Batman.

I'd be the girl he keeps bumping. A friendly face down for a quick.

No! It's not worth it!

this fake Megan shit won't end in the grand showdown that some people (including Chris) want to see.

There will never be a grand showdown. Such a thing would imply the end of the story and the story of Chris will only end when he is food for worms and maybe not even then.

The sort of field agent I want is the sort who just reports on what Chris does when he's out and about. Maybe talks to him now and then to get a "straight from the horses mouth" opinion rather than through facebook which Chris seems to use for the outbursts he wants public. The pictures of Chris at Fridays After Five were great. I want that. I want to see Chris in the real world not just his bizarro rantings.

Yeah that would be cool, but that's a whole lot of sitting at McDonalds. Unless the FA is the one independently wealthy person on earth who has nothing better to do, then I can't see it ever being worth anyone's time.

Not to mention that consistently doing this is stalking. Like real stalking not the cyber stalking we accuse Chris of doing to Megan.

Marvin was going to meet Chris dressed as a woman so I guess that half counts.

 

[Furina]

Marvin was going to meet Chris dressed as a woman so I guess that half counts.

And he didn't do that because?!

I really didn't like the Emily date. I thought it was far crueler than it had to be and my heart honestly goes out to Chris for that. Poor boy. But if Marvin had dressed up and met Chris, it would have been way, way WAY more hilarious. He could have followed Chris around when he tried to leave. "Chrissy, don;t you love me? I want to be your sweetheart from the ground-up"

 

[Holdek]

Marvin was going to meet Chris dressed as a woman so I guess that half counts.

And he didn't do that because?!

Marvin says Chris pussied out but really that's just Marvin being in denial that tom girl stood him up

But if Marvin had dressed up and met Chris, it would have been way, way WAY more hilarious. He could have followed Chris around when he tried to leave. "Chrissy, don;t you love me? I want to be your sweetheart from the ground-up"

That could have backfired on Marvin. He was playing with fire. I could see Chris trying to give ole Marv a smooch .

 

[Christ-Chan]

The sort of field agent I want is the sort who just reports on what Chris does when he's out and about. Maybe talks to him now and then to get a "straight from the horses mouth" opinion rather than through facebook which Chris seems to use for the outbursts he wants public. The pictures of Chris at Fridays After Five were great. I want that. I want to see Chris in the real world not just his bizarro rantings.

Yup, yup, I completely agree. Some people are asking "why would you want videos back? He's not old Chris, it's pointless" and I can see why they'd think that, but the reason I'd want new videos would be to get an in-sight to his house (if he filmed it at home), to hear if his voice and speech patterns have changed, what clothes he would wear (lazy tomgirl or "fancy" tomgirl? Remember how he got dressed up in that Future Message?)... I don't want a new "saga" or a new "Troll villain" or anything; I just want to see what Chris is like now.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Doesn't he take pictures of anyone who approaches him?

Anyway I think it would be really hard for anyone to have a conversation with him. I used to prank call and improv entire conversations with people, but even I couldn't think of a way to talk to someone like Chris.

 

[Furina]

Doesn't he take pictures of anyone who approaches him?

I think he only does that to people who he thinks are trolls or who he wants to set the trolls on, such as people who give him a hard time. We had a guy who met Chris by chance in a McDonald's post his encounter here and he said Chris only took a picture of him once OPL thought he couldn't be seen. This guy did introduce himself to Chris and let him know he knew of his reputation but said he wasn't a troll. Chris probably didn't believe him and wanted to get photographic proof.

I doubt he'd do the same thing if a pretty girl feigning ignorance of his online reputation showed him some kindness.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I guess the question is, what would you like to see? What saga is as yet untold?

Alec stole Sonichu/the Fandase, Liquid stole Chris himself. Blanca stole the medallion. Kacey stole his childlike innocence and Jackie stole his sanity. Ivy got him to propose, but I guess she probably stole something of his too.

What does he have left to take?

You forgot something. Megan stole his heart.

 

[Christ-Chan]

I doubt he'd do the same thing if a pretty girl feigning ignorance of his online reputation showed him some kindness.

I think he'd still want pictures only for other reasons.

 

[Marvin]

Hey Marvin, did you actually witness Chris' attempt to kiss Emily? I am just curious if it is as funny and awkward as it sounds.

I think so, yeah. I don't remember too much about it, though Emily herself described it well: http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Emily#Kiss_fail

Marvin was going to meet Chris dressed as a woman so I guess that half counts.

Oh you~~~

 

[Vulturelet]

I guess the question is, what would you like to see? What saga is as yet untold?

Alec stole Sonichu/the Fandase, Liquid stole Chris himself. Blanca stole the medallion. Kacey stole his childlike innocence and Jackie stole his sanity. Ivy got him to propose, but I guess she probably stole something of his too.

What does he have left to take?

You forgot something. Megan stole his heart.

And his Sailor Moon DVDs.

 

[Varis]

Who knows what kind of knowledge he'd spill if someone was just willing to sit and listen.

I've sometimes considered calling Chris, not to milk him for content or dangle china in front of him, but to offer to talk about any topic of his choice. And to listen.

But I know he wouldn't pick up, because I'm not Batman.