Continue the above sentence within six words. - Let your craziest imaginations flow - Continue the sentence above you in no more than six words

[Hat Man]

Because the chemicals in the water

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

Are turning the frikkin frogs gay

 

[CowPox]

While dancing with neon teenage girls

 

[Cats]

the chimp began to feel enraged

 

[Table Country]

due to his bananas being laced

 

[Cats]

so he ripped their faces off

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

and then ripped his dick off

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

and flailed madly to celebrate his

 

[Cats]

Then the chimp ran for office

 

[AnyballLecter]

supplies to clean up the blood

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

But he got lost inside staples

 

[Table Country]

and somehow ended up in Payless

 

[AnyballLecter]

where he was recognized as Bubbles

 

[Exister]

And was promptly shot.

 

[Sundae]

Full of meth, which strengthened him

 

[Table Country]

allowing him to win the bronze

 

[Kurt Eichenwald]

In the national wiener ripping tournament

 

[Table Country]

overseen by south african judges like

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Nigger 1, Nigger 2, Nigger 3

 

[AbyssGazer]

Enough niggers to start a whole