Continue the above sentence within six words. - Let your craziest imaginations flow - Continue the sentence above you in no more than six words

[Ventrue]

which is styled after Elton John's

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

beloved pet pygmy hippopotamus, Humphrey

 

[chalkyresidue]

Like him, it will probably murder

 

[glass_houses]

a tune on the ukulele

 

[Pagan Min]

but it was worth it to

 

[chalkyresidue]

My therapist says I have a

 

[Pagan Min]

humiliation fetish and that I'm retarded

 

[Butterflycat]

But that's just that bitch's opinion

 

[glass_houses]

even though I know she's right

 

[dongykung]

so i killed and hid her

 

[glass_houses]

under your house. The police are

 

[Pagan Min]

on their way with cadaver dogs!

 

[Ventrue]

I run like a stalker child

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

with his pockets full of pepperoni

 

[chalkyresidue]

thinking about whether I might enjoy

 

[glass_houses]

some pepperoni up my capacious, accommodating

 

[William F. Clinton]

my Federally-granted lifetime supply of

 

[dongykung]

highly illegal weapons narcotics and porn

 

[Ventrue]

which is code for... Food Network.

 

[chalkyresidue]

Don’t ask questions. Trust the plan.