Continue the above sentence within six words. - Let your craziest imaginations flow - Continue the sentence above you in no more than six words

[Ravio]

While enjoying a glass of fanta.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

Meanwhile, Dobson was stalking some lesbians

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

but the lesbians were trannies

 

[Somar]

So he commited a mass shooting

 

[TheClorax]

But that would take effort, so...

 

[FierceBrosnan]

He fatly tweeted and then cried

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

"ALLAHU AKBAR! DEATH TO THE INFIDELS!"

 

[Smashjitzu]

As he sat, alone as usual.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

staring at his iMac like a cheeseburger

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Sharing files with “online photography friends”

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

and drawing inflation fetish art

 

[FierceBrosnan]

While pretending to be a girl

 

[DrJonesHat]

and failing badly

 

[FierceBrosnan]

And fatting baldly, he committed suicide

 

[heymate]

by cutting his wrists with a toothpick.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

"What a sped!" laughed the coroner

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

as homestuck trolls performed a satanic ritual

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

And not a Mickey Mouse ritual

 

[0 0]

I mean like a SATANIC ritual

 

[heymate]

Too bad they don’t actually work.