Cook with me - 5/2/19

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It’s not anxiety, it’s the shame that you could take down a male walrus in a sumo fight. The depression comes from the realization you ruined your youth with your bad choices.
 
"I haven't been having any sweets for like... Well, it's been a while." While holding a box of Yasso frozen Greek yoghurt bars.

Autistic nutritional sperging: a Yasso bar is a fucking sweet. It might be a lower calorie sweet, but it's still a sweet.

I looked up the nutritional information on the Yasso bar, it has 13g of sugar in it. Next, I googled "ice cream bar" and picked one that looked as bog standard as they come (Schwan's). Lo and behold, it also has 13g of sugar. Pretty much everything that Amber would consider a sweet, in a normal human serving size, has a comparable amount of sugar.

Now, I'd much rather her eat the Yasso bar than the ice cream bar since it's lower calorie and I think that, above all, this is what she should be focusing on. That being said, her lack of the most basic nutritional information is mind boggling. She acts as though it's low calorie because it's not a "sweet". It's low calorie because it has no fat, and the 100 calories it does have are basically coming from all that sugar. She doesn't understand the most beginner nutritional information or where her calories are coming from.

It would be way more beneficial for her to take in that 100 calories AS a healthy fat instead of in sugar carbs. She avoids oil like the devil but doesn't realize that if she gave up the empty calorie sweets, she could put olive oil in her veggie and chicken slop and make it a million times better, while being healthier.

For somebody who has apparently done as much diet research over the years as she has done, you'd think counting and understanding macros and micros in food would be pretty basic knowledge, but that's our gorl, isn't it?
 
aaaaaannnddd right on schedule .. crying, depression, woe is me (phase 4 is it??) - always the beginning of a new month, she changes up things .. now it's the seeing someone for "muh depresshun" ... I didn't watch the video, does she eat her slop?? curious to see if this causes a hault of losses or gainz on the weight
 
El_Guapo's Sweater said:
aaaaaannnddd right on schedule .. crying, depression, woe is me (phase 4 is it??) - always the beginning of a new month, she changes up things .. now it's the seeing someone for "muh depresshun" ... I didn't watch the video, does she eat her slop?? curious to see if this causes a hault of losses or gainz on the weight
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I feel like we are in between 2 and 3 at the moment. The Yasso bars can be the gateway to the fast food binging indignation phase. This will cause any form of weight loss to come to a screeching halt. Binge, rinse, repeat. I expect her to gain back all of her weight that she lost (and them some) before June.
 
How old is this vlog? She looks like she's gaining again in the face, I bet there were a few off camera eating out trips to the buffet.
 
El_Guapo's Sweater said:
aaaaaannnddd right on schedule .. crying, depression, woe is me (phase 4 is it??) - always the beginning of a new month, she changes up things .. now it's the seeing someone for "muh depresshun" ... I didn't watch the video, does she eat her slop?? curious to see if this causes a hault of losses or gainz on the weight
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When doesn't she eat when there is food available?
 
"I hate, hate, hate following recipes"
Don't worry sis, we're well aware.

Also, her casually shading Becky, that Becky doesn't like her cooking cause it's "healthy" is so bizarre and hilarious. The 600lb lesbian implying the 300lb lesbian is some how beneath her health wise. C'mon Becky, take life by the gunt and tell this bitch to fuck off.

Amberlynn would be so, so skinny of it wasn't for her depression, anxiety, and crying all the time. If it wasn't for her girlfriend that hated healthy cooking, if it wasn't for her medication. This point in the cycle / these types of videos make her victim complex so apparent. It's the worst.
 
"You don't like my cooking because it's healthy"
"Well but ya before..." Becky rolls Amber under the bus with all her strength

You can hear the eye roll in Amber's voice when she says "...and if you're counting carbs" Because she's soooo above having to watch her carb intake, it's not like she's 570 lbs or anything.
 
Face looks bigger then ever.

I feel really bad for her because she is the only person on the planet that has depression or anxiety and that must be so scary NO one else deals with that. The amount of research she must of done to find a specialist in that specializes in that must have been extensive and hopefully they work for her.

You know what would show effort? If you stood the fuck up at any point of cooking.
 
The entire house is obsessed with food. I mean, I don’t expect them to deconstruct Faulkner or discuss philosophy, but Jesus Christ there’s something between Kierkegaard and muh sausage and onions.
 
Becky not liking Amber's cooking because it's "healthy" is also a repeat. She said the same thing at some point last year, although I can't remember exactly when.

Despite having a visible package, Becky doesn't have the balls to say the reason she doesn't like Amber's cooking is because it's disgusting garbage.
 
Wow she is actually mentally 10 years old. She tattles on Becky for stealing food multiple times, and not even in the joking playful way - she tattles in the serious way a 10 year old would tattle.
 
ADHD said:
Becky not liking Amber's cooking because it's "healthy" is also a repeat. She said the same thing at some point last year, although I can't remember exactly when.

Despite having a visible package, Becky doesn't have the balls to say the reason she doesn't like Amber's cooking is because it's disgusting garbage.
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Becky is a parasite. She has to keep her sugar mommy happy.
 
Sextina Aquafina said:
The minimal amount of effort she puts in everything is crazy. She literally had a plastic wrapped (microwaved) baked potato and she couldn’t be bothered to use a fork and knife, or even two hands to cut it like a normal human being.
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I know it shouldn't surprise me at this point, but jfc for someone who sends her butler to the store every day, it's crazy how much prepackaged food she buys.
Leave it to Amber to find individually-wrapped potatoes because standing at the sink for 10 seconds to wash one would require too much effort.
I'd be impressed that she actually bought fresh green peppers, but lezbereal, they probably came prewashed in a super cyuute plastic container.
 
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