Cook with me - 5/2/19

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mekalekahi said:
The fact that 4 adults live in that house and not a single one walks that dog is pathetic. If Eric and Ricky walk trixie and chubby ( what is that dogs name?) then cant they walk Twinkie? Becky acts like she's so caring for that dog but the dog seems to be inside more then 23 hours a day. Elderly peoples dog get more excerise then she does wtf.
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Heh, you said 4 adults. Come on, now. We all know there is only one adult at the KY Fag Shanty and it's none of the three that should be available to properly care for dogs.
 
How ironic and hilariously morbid would it be if "Cook with Me" was legitimately her last upload, and her final parting words were "Yums." I mean, Hollywood can't even write that shit. lol

Must be nice to take a week long break from your "job" just cause you're not feelin' it. Her life is one of privilege, but it's completely devoid of purpose too. She's too lazy and entitled to understand this, but there is some virtue in having the occasional responsibility. When your existence is all about consumption and nothing else, this is the sad, and expected result.

Enjoy your vacay, Amber! Hope you're getting lots of rest and relaxation before returning to the daily grind of....rest and relaxation.
 
Amber is against or afraid or too dumb to add a tablespoon of oil to her pan when sauteing her chicken and vegetables, but she'll eat deep fried chicken nuggets and crab rangoon and french fries and................
 
literally low-key said:
Amber is against or afraid or too dumb to add a tablespoon of oil to her pan when sauteing her chicken and vegetables, but she'll eat deep fried chicken nuggets and crab rangoon and french fries and................
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She wont eat beckys cooking when shes "eating hulthy y'all" because she doesnt trust what's in it, but she will eat sodium loaded resturant meals and veggies from texas Roadhouse cooked in butter.
 
She could wring her greasy ass hair out over the pan and sauté her food that way.

I will take my Crescents and stars as I see myself out.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
How ironic and hilariously morbid would it be if "Cook with Me" was legitimately her last upload, and her final parting words were "Yums." I mean, Hollywood can't even write that shit. lol
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Do we need to have a "Is Amber Dead?" thread now? I will admit, I would be completely unsurprised, and kind of expect it every time she goes radio silent for more than a few days... Also I totally think her last upload will be a mukbang and/or cook with me vid because the universe has a sense of humor.
 
Another reason Amber doesn't eat much red meat is probably she can't cook it correctly. She wants all her meats well done* and she cooks everything on high heat, which turns even the most beginner-level, foolproof steak into shoe leather. Cutting the steak into small pieces doesn't help, and Amber won't let the meat rest after cooking it anyway.

*You can cook red meat well-done and still have it be tender, but any procedure of prep/cooking that would take longer than 15 minutes is inconceivable to Amber
 
YOUR MOM said:
If she died I would expect the people in the Fag Shanty might have the decency to not immediately post the news but the Rafe household wouldn't waste any time in getting the scoop.
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Accurate. Even though, Eric has a tendency to overshare and be inappropriate, so there's no telling.
 
Whatthefuck said:
Accurate. Even though, Eric has a tendency to overshare and be inappropriate, so there's no telling.
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If Amber's dead, there's no reason to adhere to any gag orders. Eric would probably announce it as soon as she's declared dead.
 
ADHD said:
If Amber's dead, there's no reason to adhere to any gag orders. Eric would probably announce it as soon as she's declared dead.
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A video announcing Amber's death would earn Eric a lot of $$. I don't normally watch his videos, but I'd definitely watch that one!
 
YOUR MOM said:
If she died I would expect the people in the Fag Shanty might have the decency to not immediately post the news but the Rafe household wouldn't waste any time in getting the scoop.
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This is Eric we're talking about, here. This is a guy who complained about the surgery for eons and kvetches like a middle-aged overweight housewife. I'm sure he'd be knocking everyone over to get the news of Hamber's death posted on YouTube.
 
Hamber would most likely last a few days in the hospital rather than drop dead immediately since she does still have youth in her favor.

Even if she got hospitalized and pulled through it would still not be a wake-up call.

That bitch is probably leaning back on the greasy pillows eating like Cookie Monster right now anyway.
 
YOUR MOM said:
Even if she got hospitalized and pulled through it would still not be a wake-up call.
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The only way that would be a wake up call would be if she ended up leaving the hospital with a condition that she couldn't get treatment for in the ER and she couldn't afford to pay out of pocket.
 
DubbleBubble said:
Do we need to have a "Is Amber Dead?" thread now? I will admit, I would be completely unsurprised, and kind of expect it every time she goes radio silent for more than a few days... Also I totally think her last upload will be a mukbang and/or cook with me vid because the universe has a sense of humor.
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start a deadpool. We have a fat pool for admitting to be/reaching 600 lbs, but who knows? she might die before that.
 
YOUR MOM said:
Hamber would most likely last a few days in the hospital rather than drop dead immediately since she does still have youth in her favor.

Even if she got hospitalized and pulled through it would still not be a wake-up call.

That bitch is probably leaning back on the greasy pillows eating like Cookie Monster right now anyway.
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Please. Cookie Monster knows the different between regular and sometimes food though.
 
sperginity said:
start a deadpool. We have a fat pool for admitting to be/reaching 600 lbs, but who knows? she might die before that.
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Naw, she's there. She won't admit it, the only way any one will ever know the truth is her death. When doctors have to weight her and record all of that.

Honestly given she refuses to see a doctor or get a handle on her health..or let some one else do it, if she's quiet more then 24 hours, I wonder if she died, or diabetic coma has kicked in.
 
Guardsman42 said:
Honestly given she refuses to see a doctor or get a handle on her health..or let some one else do it, if she's quiet more then 24 hours, I wonder if she died, or diabetic coma has kicked in.
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lol calm down. There are people way older and in worse health than she is. She's just binging.
 
Rotogravure said:
Please. Cookie Monster knows the different between regular and sometimes food though.
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Ah, not back in the day. Before Sesame Street became PC, Cookie Monster would eat telephones and shit.
ADHD said:
The only way that would be a wake up call would be if she ended up leaving the hospital with a condition that she couldn't get treatment for in the ER and she couldn't afford to pay out of pocket.
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And that wake up call would last... How long did this subscriber exodus wake up call last? Two weeks?
 
ADHD said:
lol calm down. There are people way older and in worse health than she is. She's just binging.
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I don't honestly know many untreated diabetics who consume sugars like she does and not end up violently ill or unconscious. That's just unavoidable with the condition. Though given how long she 'sleeps' ...post normal snacking <Seriously, this girl never actually binges> it could be all that sugar crashing her into unconsciousness and vomitting.
 
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