It's the sodium that's really going to be her problem. With that Lymphadema or Lipodema, whichever she has, all that sodium only makes it worse. The first thing any dietitian or doctor would tell her would be to limit her sodium intake. However, that would be beyond her ability to read labels as far down as the fats...wait, she doesn't even get that far. She's the Queen of Empty Calories. She loves her processed shit because it's so hulthy. It has to be hulthy guisseee because the package told me so. Fuck off, haydurrrss, if you expect me to go to a dietitian and learn to read a nutrition label.
Gorl is going to kill herself, but my guess is that it's not the beetus that will get her. It might get one of her feet someday, but it's going to be heart failure. Her inability to cook anything fresh and unprocessed, even down to having to buy those stupid ass potatoes individually wrapped in cellophane. Bitch, buy a bag of potatoes. This shit isn't complicated. Buy some jasmine or long grain rice that you actually cook as opposed to microwaving that gross shit. Hell, buy frozen veg as opposed to using canned. She really should be in some kind of care home. She's not capable of looking after herself. Good job she's a lesbian so we don't have to watch her ruin a child.
ETA: Y'all know she's a lesbian right? I would hate to out someone.