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Consider Lizards said:
He's back, he's fat and he's complaining.

Edit: 2* videos in one day, the madlad.


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* there's an electronics unboxing too, but fuck that frankly.
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Clem is complaining about something. What a surprise.

He doesn't seem to understand that what he's putting forth is only his opinion on things and it's not indicative of reality. Just the sad reality of a 40 year old still living at home with no job, no money and no prospects. He's in for a rude awakening when his parents can't take care of themselves anymore or they die of embarrassment over something stupid Clem did.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Clem is complaining about something. What a surprise.

He doesn't seem to understand that what he's putting forth is only his opinion on things and it's not indicative of reality. Just the sad reality of a 40 year old still living at home with no job, no money and no prospects. He's in for a rude awakening when his parents can't take care of themselves anymore or they die of embarrassment over something stupid Clem did.
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He doesn't even realize that those yourubers are mentioning Raid Shadow Legends and Nord VPN because they are paid to. Poor Clam, it will only be worse once he starts complaining about Winrer
 
moseph.jartelli said:
He doesn't even realize that those yourubers are mentioning Raid Shadow Legends and Nord VPN because they are paid to. Poor Clam, it will only be worse once he starts complaining about Winrer
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The fact that most of them say that they're a sponsor ought to clear that up but it seems Clem isn't actually paying attention to what's going on.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Clem is complaining about something. What a surprise.

He doesn't seem to understand that what he's putting forth is only his opinion on things and it's not indicative of reality. Just the sad reality of a 40 year old still living at home with no job, no money and no prospects. He's in for a rude awakening when his parents can't take care of themselves anymore or they die of embarrassment over something stupid Clem did.
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I'd love to know what he's planning to do once Susan ages out, by the sounds of it all his former friends grew up and moved on decades ago. It'll be like Chris once Barb snuffs (assuming he ever gets out of prison).
 
Old Greg said:
I'd love to know what he's planning to do once Susan ages out, by the sounds of it all his former friends grew up and moved on decades ago. It'll be like Chris once Barb snuffs (assuming he ever gets out of prison).
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He probably hasn't thought that far ahead, manchildren rarely do. He probably thinks that once his Mom dies he's going to be able to stay in his council house, that whatever money he gets from the government is going to pay for it and he can continue as he has until he dies.

Either that or he tries to kill himself, fails and winds up in a psych ward. You know, just like Chris was Barb croaks. He's not getting out of prison. He's going to a psych ward.
 
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This is just sad and creepy. If I didn't know Clem was perfectly harmless and I met him somewhere, I'd be seriously weirded out. Everything about him just screams "UNHINGED SEX OFFENDER".

I wonder if he still has the hots for Lisa Simpson?
 
TastyWoodenBadge said:
I can agree with him on UK winters and popular Youtubers (I cannot stand Smosh or Shane Dawson), but he had no right insulting others based on their own personal tastes.

Also, that comment on the planet/sun video was meant to be a joke Clem, you wanker.
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Lmao imagine saying this on 2021 KF.
 
Jozef said:
This is just sad and creepy. If I didn't know Clem was perfectly harmless and I met him somewhere, I'd be seriously weirded out. Everything about him just screams "UNHINGED SEX OFFENDER".
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Well, a big part of the problem is that you'd never meet him anywhere. He has expressed fears, verging on paranoia, that strangers will throw things at him, scream and mock him, or sic dogs on him. So he spends all of his time skulking around or holed up in his stinky fire trap of a room, avoiding other people to the greatest possible extent. He even hides from his mom and resents it when she encourages him to participate in the household.

Whatever social skills he gained at school have long since atrophied through neglect. On the rare occasions when he ventures out, other people probably do look askance at his eccentric appearance and behavior, only reinforcing his paranoia. Due to his limited self-insight, he still sees himself as a boy genius when he's long since become a creepy old shut-in.

As his mother ages out of her caregiving role and begins to require care herself, it's hard to imagine a particularly bright future lies ahead for old Clem.
 
Durable Mike Malloy said:
Well, a big part of the problem is that you'd never meet him anywhere. He has expressed fears, verging on paranoia, that strangers will throw things at him, scream and mock him, or sic dogs on him. So he spends all of his time skulking around or holed up in his stinky fire trap of a room, avoiding other people to the greatest possible extent. He even hides from his mom and resents it when she encourages him to participate in the household.

Whatever social skills he gained at school have long since atrophied through neglect. On the rare occasions when he ventures out, other people probably do look askance at his eccentric appearance and behavior, only reinforcing his paranoia. Due to his limited self-insight, he still sees himself as a boy genius when he's long since become a creepy old shut-in.

As his mother ages out of her caregiving role and begins to require care herself, it's hard to imagine a particularly bright future lies ahead for old Clem.
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If he grew some sideburns like a normal human, he might not get weird stares.
 
Durable Mike Malloy said:
Well, a big part of the problem is that you'd never meet him anywhere. He has expressed fears, verging on paranoia, that strangers will throw things at him, scream and mock him, or sic dogs on him. So he spends all of his time skulking around or holed up in his stinky fire trap of a room, avoiding other people to the greatest possible extent. He even hides from his mom and resents it when she encourages him to participate in the household.

Whatever social skills he gained at school have long since atrophied through neglect. On the rare occasions when he ventures out, other people probably do look askance at his eccentric appearance and behavior, only reinforcing his paranoia. Due to his limited self-insight, he still sees himself as a boy genius when he's long since become a creepy old shut-in.

As his mother ages out of her caregiving role and begins to require care herself, it's hard to imagine a particularly bright future lies ahead for old Clem.
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Kind of sounds like you may have met him at some point or know someone who has, if that's the case then when did he start avoiding Susan? He used to make walking vlogs about going to Tesco for her, but I don't think she's made an appearance in a while.
 
Clement has issues with the cybers again, posting videos that you would expect from your 70 year old grandma.


Archive

 
Seahorses said:
For some reason I just never pictured Clem with a tablet.
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Maybe he's starting to mellow out in his old age.

Edit: Just checked his channel, he's definitely not mellowing out anytime soon. I love how he claims to be too busy to make videos when he's just been messing around in his room the entire time.
 
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Old Greg said:
Maybe he's starting to mellow out in his old age.

Edit: Just checked his channel, he's definitely not mellowing out anytime soon. I love how he claims to be too busy to make videos when he's just been messing around in his room the entire time.
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Clam is Clam. He must never change.
 
Old Greg said:
Edit: Just checked his channel, he's definitely not mellowing out anytime soon.
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Oh no, same old Clement.
He's really turning into an old man yelling at clouds.
Notable content consists mainly of this (other than cookie cutter electronics and boomer videos).

This is just the tip of the iceberg on how noisy things get around here. Even at night it's never quiet. In the old days I remember opening my windows and only hearing the chirping of birds and the soft rustle of wind blowing through the trees. Now when I open my window I'm greeted by the sound of drunken hooligans, parties, kids yelling, DIY, and a whole team of other unpleasant noises.
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Archive "My Noisy Neighbourhood"
 
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