😵‍💫 Skitzocow CoolDudeClem

[January Cyst]

I think it's mixed given what I have found through a quick google, they are replacing DLA with PIP and some of the other benifits he has to have will be part of UC.

Clems situation might be somewhat unique as he is basically a 35 year old manchild with autism still living with his mother.
He doesn't seem to have to apply for jobs though, otherwise one would expect moaning about that in his vlogs.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

Mylar has seen the latest video I made.

I'm glad it did.

 

[Old Greg]

New video. Clem addresses the hiatus and certain rumors about him going around.

Its a clusterfuck of contradiction and stupidity as Clem leaks his ebay account.

@ 3:10 he asserts to only make electronics videos because its his hobby, "I know I'm no professional engineer and becoming a professional engineer is not my goal in life". (What are his goals anyway?)

But then @ 5:00 he proudly announces how smart he is.

I find this next one difficult to believe;
4:00 "And other people think that I just live in my room and never come out but again that's not at all right. Actually I have quite an active outdoors life but just because I don't take the camera out with me and film everything I do when I'm outside doesn't mean I live isolated in my room all the time. Ok yes during the winter I practically hibernate in here but I just cannot stand winter. I was not made for winter, i'm a summer person."

I guess most of his outdoor activity's are religious events with mom or solitary stuff like running errands and walking, especially because of his last comment about winter. Just look at Chris during the golden years, he would wonder out all the time but it was never to hang out with buddies.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

You gotta give him credit, he didn't rage out at my shitty videos this time. Actually, he responded quite maturely, compared to last time when he made that cartoon in a fit of rage. Except for the fact he still heavily defends he is not gay for Tails. He really is very adamant on that, which I find to be... strange.

 

[Jozef]

You gotta give him credit, he didn't rage out at my shitty videos this time. Actually, he responded quite maturely, compared to last time when he made that cartoon in a fit of rage. Except for the fact he still heavily defends he is not gay for Tails. He really is very adamant on that, which I find to be... strange.

But didn't he make a video where Sonic porn flashed on his computer?

 

[Peter Capaldi]

But didn't he make a video where Sonic porn flashed on his computer?

Can't remember if it was actual porn or just an sickly paused still from a video, but it was Rouge the Bat's tits being grabbed by Sonic from behind. And he tells us he isn't having perverted ideas...

 

[January Cyst]

Clem leaks his ebay account

Could you ascertain his ebay name from the video?
It would be interesting to go through his purchase history.
Also, Clem seems to get a pretty decent amount of benefits if he can manage to shell out 150 quid pretty soon after he bought his last camera.

 

[Peter Capaldi]

I've checked his eBay account, but he only has 9 times positive feedback as buyer, none as seller. Also, all of them too old to find out what it is he bought.
http://www.ebay.com/usr/cooldudeclem0163

 

[Ravenor]

I've checked his eBay account, but he only has 9 times positive feedback as buyer, none as seller. Also, all of them too old to find out what it is he bought.
http://www.ebay.com/usr/cooldudeclem0163

He has got one bit of feedback from Currys on there, if memory serves me correctly currys sells most of there exdisplay or returned items that are functional on ebay. That could be where he's got that camera from.

 

[January Cyst]

He has got one bit of feedback from Currys on there, if memory serves me correctly currys sells most of there exdisplay or returned items that are functional on ebay. That could be where he's got that camera from.

That would be reasonable.
He bought that camera new and his technical incompetence prevented him from getting a reasonable price.
You can buy that very camera as refurb for 100 pounds or new for 129 on amazon.


Clem payed a cool 50/20 quid on top out of his benefits..

 

[Ravenor]

That would be reasonable.
He bought that camera new and his technical incompetence prevented him from getting a reasonable price.
You can buy that very camera as refurb for 100 pounds or new for 129 on amazon.
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Clem payed a cool 50/20 quid on top out of his benefits..
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Yea Currys et'al are a great showroom for Amazon, even on there most basic stuff they are WAY over the mark the only reason some people still shop with them (and arguably the only reason they are still open at all) is because they are afraid of straying from trusted high street brands.

 

[January Cyst]

Yea Currys et'al are a great showroom for Amazon, even on there most basic stuff they are WAY over the mark the only reason some people still shop with them (and arguably the only reason they are still open at all) is because they are afraid of straying from trusted high street brands.

Sure, but Clem has bought from other retailers before and even imported some things.
This might just be a case of getting his giro and quickly spending it.
The benefits must burn a hole in his pocket, and since he does not have to pay for grown-up stuff like council tax, food or rent I`m sure he spends all of his allowance once he gets it. (he probably sits on his computer at 11:59PM hovering over the buy button just waiting for his benefits to arrive).
Also of note, if you note the other tabs on his screenshot before, he is streaming the BBC Series "My Hero"

 

[Jozef]

An easier way to see what Clem bought on ebay...
http://www.watchcount.com/bh.php?bhuid=cooldudeclem0163

 

[January Cyst]

I just checked the comments section of Clem's last video and found something interesting:

CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION :islamic:

Clem's dirty walls attract islamic terrorists:

@Peter Capaldi gets a shoutout from Sammy:

 

[January Cyst]

Sammy informs Clem that trolls from "that troll site" are following his ebay account and that Clem is not on Sammys "death-list"

 

[Seahorses]

Sammy goes out of his way to type with Zs here.

 

[January Cyst]

Clement Saggers has received his new camcorder:

 

[Jozef]

I'm surprised. Clem lives in a decent, well-kept house! I always pictured it as a hoarded up shithole.
In the "Old Me" and "New Me" drawing, you can see how upset Clem was getting by the hair and face on "New Me". It's very erratic, like he just started to throw a hissy fit. Well, if he waddled around the neighbourhood on a regular basis, he could lose weight and look more like "Old Me".

It already has comments from Mylar too. Something to do with "fanzy windowz" or whatever, I can't even bring myself to read his comments anymore, now that he puts Z's in every fucking word.

 

[January Cyst]

I'm surprised. Clem lives in a decent, well-kept house! I always pictured it as a hoarded up shithole.

The house is very well kept (by his mom).
The only places that are dirty and cluttered are his room and the shed where he hoards his electronic crap

It already has comments from Mylar too. Something to do with "fanzy windowz" or whatever

Right, I'm just going to leave them here since most people that follow Sammy will also read this thread

 

[January Cyst]

Clem has "many bedsheets that look alike"