Coomer memes

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I know you guys like to mock these guys (haha creepy incels with their creepy hobbies). But the reality is, these guys and their creepy hobby is what is keeping the porn industry ALIVE! The adult stars YOU fap to FOR paid by these guys. The production companies, crew, performers, their only source of revenue is these guys with their "creepy hobby. The worlds sexual appetites are held on these guys shoulders and yet fuck those creeps right? How hypocritical of you fucking losers who jerk off all day to make fun of the guys subsidizing such a major part of your life! You think your superior because of an unflattering picture of a guy at a con? When you're probably jerking off to cuck porn RIGHT NOW! Yeah okay these guys are "creeps" haha but yeah fuck you, being mean spirited and feeling superior is bullshit especially coming from you foliks. These guys for all their creepiness they at least embrace like a badge of honor. these guys provide value to society, fund an industry HUMANITY uses, and enjoy their lives. Which is more I can say about any of the fucking assholes who make fun of them. I'm sick to death of this shit. But yeah haha creepy weirdos amirite?
I fucked your mom so I have no need for porn.
 
I can't believe people are still using wojacks. Zoomers are the worst.
 
coomer meme is weak and lame, 15% as funny as virgin/chad.
forced meme cause there isn't anything super spicy rn
 
I see you've finally used /pol/ so much you have a loli icon.......
that is a bad thing by the way.
 
Maybe but this picture is amazing to me

coomer.png
 
Log onto the internet, they said. Wave of the future, they said. Limitless information, they said. Now it's just coomers.
 
So, the Virgin Coomer vs the Chad Virgin/Chad?
I swear both versions of virgin vs chad are fucking evergreen. Coomer was funny at first just from how ridiculous it is plus that dude yelling "OH I'M COOMING!!" Then you got a bunch of mongs spamming it and throwing in unironic r/nofap shit in. Btw i have never seen anyone adequately explain how masturbating gives you cumbrain but being a manwhore doesn't.
 
Btw i have never seen anyone adequately explain how masturbating gives you cumbrain but being a manwhore doesn't.
massive difference in frequency

even an absolute gigachad slayer will have sex at most once a day on average
meanwhile a basement dwelling porn addict will rub one out five or six times a day, no problem. it's practically impossible to reach that amount of cooming with real sex alone, except if you're an ottoman sultan with a literal harem of sex slaves available all day every day
 
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