Coomer memes

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Forced meme, but fun. Funny to see it on 4chan out of all places.
Also it's a fuggin wojak meme again.
 
Denmark Mafia said:
I know you guys like to mock these guys (haha creepy incels with their creepy hobbies). But the reality is, these guys and their creepy hobby is what is keeping the porn industry ALIVE! The adult stars YOU fap to FOR paid by these guys. The production companies, crew, performers, their only source of revenue is these guys with their "creepy hobby. The worlds sexual appetites are held on these guys shoulders and yet fuck those creeps right? How hypocritical of you fucking losers who jerk off all day to make fun of the guys subsidizing such a major part of your life! You think your superior because of an unflattering picture of a guy at a con? When you're probably jerking off to cuck porn RIGHT NOW! Yeah okay these guys are "creeps" haha but yeah fuck you, being mean spirited and feeling superior is bullshit especially coming from you foliks. These guys for all their creepiness they at least embrace like a badge of honor. these guys provide value to society, fund an industry HUMANITY uses, and enjoy their lives. Which is more I can say about any of the fucking assholes who make fun of them. I'm sick to death of this shit. But yeah haha creepy weirdos amirite?
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I don't give a fuck about the porn industry.
Am I supposed to?
 
Freddy Freaker said:
I swear both versions of virgin vs chad are fucking evergreen. Coomer was funny at first just from how ridiculous it is plus that dude yelling "OH I'M COOMING!!" Then you got a bunch of mongs spamming it and throwing in unironic r/nofap shit in. Btw i have never seen anyone adequately explain how masturbating gives you cumbrain but being a manwhore doesn't.
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Masturbating = Insular activity, accomplishes nothing but dopamine rush, low risk low reward (i.e cowardly) activity. Infinite access to it means that it will never serve as a motivational goal.

Fucking = Necessitates a connection with other humans (Not necessarily an emotional one), an activity that you can possibly fail at (i.e, one worth doing.) Dopamine rush occurs as a result of using a comprehensive set of skills and abilities rather than just happening because you decided that it should happen. Limited access to attractive women forces you to improve yourself physically, mentally and/or financially in order to reach the goal.

You can overdo intimacy with other people as well, but the hurdles that have to be climbed to fuck someone else are a well balanced barrier to the dopamine hit that you are seeking. On the most basic level - you can masturbate while living in squalor in your mom's attic - but what if the woman of your dreams, for some inexplicable reason just decides that she's interested in you sexually? She still gonna be interested if you have to bring her to your mom's house and fuck her next to your frozen TV dinner trays? Of course not. You wanna fuck her, you gotta have a job and have a place of your own. If not, no matter how lucky you are or how many Chads vanish from the planet, you're still just gonna be jerking alone.

Look - you shouldn't eat a cake every chance that you get. But if you're willing to make the fucking cake every time you eat one, it balances shit out a little bit. You may not benefit that much from eating the cake (But maybe you will) but at least you will have put in some practice and improved your baking skills, so you maybe that's worth a reward. That's what cumbrains don't understand. They found a thing that is nice on occasion and under the right circumstances and abused their access to it.
 
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DumbDude42 said:
massive difference in frequency

even an absolute gigachad slayer will have sex at most once a day on average
meanwhile a basement dwelling porn addict will rub one out five or six times a day, no problem. it's practically impossible to reach that amount of cooming with real sex alone, except if you're an ottoman sultan with a literal harem of sex slaves available all day every day
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So guys deployed in the military are all fucked?
 
Did they incorporate Diogenes into this meme yet? He was the OG public masturbator.
 
Freddy Freaker said:
Btw i have never seen anyone adequately explain how masturbating gives you cumbrain but being a manwhore doesn't.
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The problem is addiction. It does not matter if you are a wanker, a feygele, a slut, surrounded by fellow addicts or in a relationship with one. The problem is that some people blow out their endocrine system (presumably the balance between dopamine and serotonin) with orgasms and lose the ability to experience happiness. All they have is pleasure, which is not a sufficient substitute and leaves them as incomplete, and unfulfilled, human beings. To make things worse, and complete the meme, the only way out of this situation seems to be a prolonged period of asceticism (complete abstinence from all forms of pleasure), which requires willpower, which is eroded, and can be nearly destroyed, by pleasure seeking behavior. Never mind that it just sucks to not have fun for months on end.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
Masturbating = Insular activity, accomplishes nothing but dopamine rush, low risk low reward (i.e cowardly) activity. Infinite access to it means that it will never serve as a motivational goal.

Fucking = Necessitates a connection with other humans (Not necessarily an emotional one), an activity that you can possibly fail at (i.e, one worth doing.) Dopamine rush occurs as a result of using a comprehensive set of skills and abilities rather than just happening because you decided that it should happen. Limited access to attractive women forces you to improve yourself physically, mentally and/or financially in order to reach the goal.

You can overdo intimacy with other people as well, but the hurdles that have to be climbed to fuck someone else are a well balanced barrier to the dopamine hit that you are seeking. On the most basic level - you can masturbate while living in squalor in your mom's attic - but what if the woman of your dreams, for some inexplicable reason just decides that she's interested in you sexually? She still gonna be interested if you have to bring her to your mom's house and fuck her next to your frozen TV dinner trays? Of course not. You wanna fuck her, you gotta have a job and have a place of your own. If not, no matter how lucky you are or how many Chads vanish from the planet, you're still just gonna be jerking alone.

Look - you shouldn't eat a cake every chance that you get. But if you're willing to make the fucking cake every time you eat one, it balances shit out a little bit. You may not benefit that much from eating the cake (But maybe you will) but at least you will have put in some practice and improved your baking skills, so you maybe that's worth a reward. That's what cumbrains don't understand. They found a thing that is nice on occasion and under the right circumstances and abused their access to it.
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Dude your rant spiraled off into jacking off in cakes and eating it. WEIRD.

Also masturbating can be good in some situations. Like it can save a guy from going to fuck an absolute slobdog slampig if he reaches that post nut clarity in time before he does the dirty deed.
 
Rice Is Ready said:
Dude your rant spiraled off into jacking off in cakes and eating it. WEIRD.

Also masturbating can be good in some situations. Like it can save a guy from going to fuck an absolute slobdog slampig if he reaches that post nut clarity in time before he does the dirty deed.
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The conversation was regarding being afflicted with cumbrain, not if masturbating has ever been a good idea.
 
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