#Coomerleaks - coomers gonna coom

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down in the depths of the neighbourhood
well there's a fella known for rubbin' wood
they call him the gooner he's got a style
full-length nude posters stretch for a mile

in his goooooooon cave where the trash does gleam
livin' it up in his lustful steam
tuggin' all day
tuggin' all night
in his goon cave he's feelin' just right
 
Why are you spending so much time reading a pedophile website?
To look at the thread on Kiwifarms thread whenever a big DM leak like this happens because they all keep tabs on each other since they're all degenerates and banned KF members. The only reason to look at the site is to follow drama between KF users since it's discouraged to do that here.
 
We should make a soysphere site to bait Kiwicucks, sort of like how the 'rally was created to bait soicvcks. One part of the site will be women-only, and it will be an anonymous imageboard format with thread-dynamic IPs where all the good parts of the site are: lolcows, soyjaks, and politics. The only lolcows that will be allowed to be discussed are deathfats and active KF users without their own thread, and the soyjak/politics sections will be dominated by man-hate.

The other part of the site will be called The Moid Void, and it will be a Reddit format (no account necessary doe, just dynamic IDs) with updoots/downdoots. The only memes that will be allowed to be posted there are outdated memes like advice animals, Reddit reaction GIFs, and dank memes; all Pepes and soyjaks will be banned. Pro-tranny/far-left politics will be the only type of politics allowed to be discussed, moralfagging will be banned, lolcow discussion will be banned, and manly stuff like auto repair, woodworking, hunting, and sports will be the only interests/hobbies able to be discussed. All media discussed must have a non-sexualized female MC, pass the Bechdel Test, and contain at least one POC character. Any woman-hate will result in a permaban. All sentences will have to contain either of at least one emoji, "tbh", or "smh" to get through, and you will get IP banned if you collect enough negative karma on your IP.
 
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These were the top 50 words used in the first 2500 pages. I used some stopword lists to omit things like "the", "and", etc.

In reverse it almost reads like one of those "Write a story using one word" threads

"Mean life women, guys. Things real old, new best, yes? look...feel little hate years. Work bad, remember? lot said gay wry love, oh game...man, sure. Day pretty. Actually right post better lol, probably. Way thing, need FUCK. Going, want good shit time. Think know nigger people."
 
We should make a soysphere site to bait Kiwicucks, sort of like how the 'rally was created to bait soicvcks. One part of the site will be women-only, and it will be an anonymous imageboard format with thread-dynamic IPs where all the good parts of the site are: lolcows, soyjaks, and politics. The only lolcows that will be allowed to be discussed are deathfats and active KF users without their own thread, and the soyjak/politics sections will be dominated by man-hate.

The other part of the site will be called The Moid Void, and it will be a Reddit format (no account necessary doe, just dynamic IDs) with updoots/downdoots. The only memes that will be allowed to be posted there are outdated memes like advice animals, Reddit reaction GIFs, and dank memes; all Pepes and soyjaks will be banned. Pro-tranny/far-left politics will be the only type of politics allowed to be discussed, moralfagging will be banned, lolcow discussion will be banned, and manly stuff like auto repair, woodworking, hunting, and sports will be the only interests/hobbies able to be discussed. All media discussed must have a non-sexualized female MC, pass the Bechdel Test, and contain at least one POC character. Any woman-hate will result in a permaban. All sentences will have to contain either of at least one emoji, "tbh", or "smh" to get through, and you will get IP banned if you collect enough negative karma on your IP.
Okay!
 
We should make a soysphere site to bait Kiwicucks, sort of like how the 'rally was created to bait soicvcks. One part of the site will be women-only, and it will be an anonymous imageboard format with thread-dynamic IPs where all the good parts of the site are: lolcows, soyjaks, and politics. The only lolcows that will be allowed to be discussed are deathfats and active KF users without their own thread, and the soyjak/politics sections will be dominated by man-hate.

The other part of the site will be called The Moid Void, and it will be a Reddit format (no account necessary doe, just dynamic IDs) with updoots/downdoots. The only memes that will be allowed to be posted there are outdated memes like advice animals, Reddit reaction GIFs, and dank memes; all Pepes and soyjaks will be banned. Pro-tranny/far-left politics will be the only type of politics allowed to be discussed, moralfagging will be banned, lolcow discussion will be banned, and manly stuff like auto repair, woodworking, hunting, and sports will be the only interests/hobbies able to be discussed. All media discussed must have a non-sexualized female MC, pass the Bechdel Test, and contain at least one POC character. Any woman-hate will result in a permaban. All sentences will have to contain either of at least one emoji, "tbh", or "smh" to get through, and you will get IP banned if you collect enough negative karma on your IP.
...but why male models?
 
We should make a soysphere site to bait Kiwicucks, sort of like how the 'rally was created to bait soicvcks. One part of the site will be women-only, and it will be an anonymous imageboard format with thread-dynamic IPs where all the good parts of the site are: lolcows, soyjaks, and politics. The only lolcows that will be allowed to be discussed are deathfats and active KF users without their own thread, and the soyjak/politics sections will be dominated by man-hate.

The other part of the site will be called The Moid Void, and it will be a Reddit format (no account necessary doe, just dynamic IDs) with updoots/downdoots. The only memes that will be allowed to be posted there are outdated memes like advice animals, Reddit reaction GIFs, and dank memes; all Pepes and soyjaks will be banned. Pro-tranny/far-left politics will be the only type of politics allowed to be discussed, moralfagging will be banned, lolcow discussion will be banned, and manly stuff like auto repair, woodworking, hunting, and sports will be the only interests/hobbies able to be discussed. All media discussed must have a non-sexualized female MC, pass the Bechdel Test, and contain at least one POC character. Any woman-hate will result in a permaban. All sentences will have to contain either of at least one emoji, "tbh", or "smh" to get through, and you will get IP banned if you collect enough negative karma on your IP.

Pretty smart tbh. A BiPoc woman must have written this.
 
The double-edged sword of realizing the KF user I'm having an autistic internet argument with might be a flaked out coomer degenerate, but also that the other KF user I fully agreed with is also a flaked out coomer degenerate.
Weren't you the guy defending loli in the loli debate thread?

In reverse it almost reads like one of those "Write a story using one word" threads

"Mean life women, guys. Things real old, new best, yes? look...feel little hate years. Work bad, remember? lot said gay wry love, oh game...man, sure. Day pretty. Actually right post better lol, probably. Way thing, need FUCK. Going, want good shit time. Think know nigger people."
Sounds like zoomer "talk" lol
 
>Skull emoji spam and weird terminology, this is a pretty good simulation of it lol
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