Dramacow Coraline Ada Ehmke / Corey Dale Ehmke - tl;dr Rules for thee but not for me

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I wonder why no job offers yet

Who wouldn't want a batshit crazy troon who does nothing but try to force literally insane "codes of conduct" onto communities without contributing anything useful at all?

Oh, yeah. Every single productive organization in the world wouldn't want a nut like that around, much less on the payroll.
 
Has this cow ever written anything noteworthy or been a key contributor to any project whatsoever?

What a bizarre hangup and odd thing to push- a handful of paragraphs of dumb garbage to "protect" the arbitrarily decided disenfranchised in what should be meritocratic groups. I doubt any of the actual contributors give a shit if literal Hitler was coding for them if he was good at it and leave anti-Semitic comments every other line.
 
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Has this cow ever written anything noteworthy or been a key contributor to any project whatsoever?
Yes, quite substantially. This is a programmer who turned into a tranny, not vice versa.
What a bizarre hangup and odd thing to push- a handful of paragraphs of dumb garbage to "protect" the arbitrarily decided disenfranchised in what should be meritocratic groups. I doubt any of the actual contributors give a shit if literal Hitler was coding for them if he was good at it and leave anti-Semitic comments every other line.
Kinda. (heh, and I assume you mean to say that Hitler isn't leaving anti-Semitic comments)

The tech world has a lot of pretty liberal people. They're interested in diversity and they're for encouraging minorities to get into open source software and stuff like that. I think that's a good thing, when done right.

Additionally, there are a bunch of nerds who are extremely against any restrictions on their behavior, even on-project.

Linus Torvalds comes to mind. He chimps out a lot. He's kinda like Gordon Ramsay, except that most cooks aren't autistic enough to see Gordon's tantrums as guides for their own behavior. Programmers on the other hand...

So some set of rules for how to behave on a project (could be as simple as "don't be a dick" for smaller projects, but perhaps more explicit rules for larger projects), are definitely useful.

The key is that you don't let SJWs write those rules.

The problem with the CoC is that it will be used to formalize these bizarre SJW witchhunts. We've seen Coraline herself try to pull this shit. Coraline intended for this to be used as a weapon.

Coraline could still have a solid career as a programmer. But if she can land a well paying gig as diversity officer sitting on her ass and just sperging about pronouns 24/7, why not? (Of course, we've since learned that that's a big "if".)
 
Yes, quite substantially. This is a programmer who turned into a tranny, not vice versa.

Our opinions of "substantially" differ, because all I see is a bunch of copycat projects translated to Ruby, and other stuff that would be more suitable as a final project for Introduction to Data Structures.

I mean, she's a programmer, I'll give her that, but none of those projects are really amazing.
 
Our opinions of "substantually" differ, because all I see is a bunch of copycat projects translated to Ruby, and other stuff that would be more suitable as a final project for Introduction to Data Structures.
Coraline has been a key contributor to many projects. They're not noteworthy, but neither is 99% of the code out there.

If Coraline wasn't a lolcow, there wouldn't be anything distinctive about this github account.
 
If Coraline wasn't a lolcow, there wouldn't be anything distinctive about this github account.

I agree with that. It's your fairly typical GitHub account. I thought you were implying there was something special about it, and I wasn't seeing it. But you're right, it's not really a noteworthy GitHub account in either direction.
 
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I agree with that. It's your fairly typical GitHub account. I thought you were implying there was something special about it, and I wasn't seeing it. But you're right, it's not really a noteworthy GitHub account in either direction.
All I was saying is that she's contributed to a lot of projects. Not that she's particularly talented, but that github account is a decent resume.

If I was hiring her, I guess the most suspicious thing I'd see about it is that almost all of her experience is in Ruby. It's not the worst language to have all your experience in, but evidence that she can handle different programming paradigms would be nice.

Or like some examples of her working in lower level languages where you have to hustle a little bit more.

Spergs who complain about higher level languages, or dismiss them as childish / too easy / etc are dumbasses. It's like a weird nerd version of being macho. Writing things in C/C++ unnecessarily ends up resulting in inefficient and buggy code. Programming languages are tools to make your life easier, not to shame you for having a tiny peen.

Now, you should still know how lower level stuff works, in the same way that a dermatologist should know how to recognize a heart attack, even if they just spend most of their time prescribing creams for rashes.

Edit: Oh, and another thing is that her public repos are super messy. She frequently has a bunch of commits with the same name. So that seriously inflates her contribution count.
 
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Linus Torvalds comes to mind. He chimps out a lot. He's kinda like Gordon Ramsay, except that most cooks aren't autistic enough to see Gordon's tantrums as guides for their own behavior. Programmers on the other hand...

Linus is in the unique position of being Linus, though. He pretty much doesn't have to give a flying fuck what anyone thinks.
 
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Well, hope they don't mind some intersectional twitter leech on payroll.
Watch out for new non-binary femme clothing styles!
 
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Well, hope they don't mind some intersectional twitter leech on payroll.
Watch out for new non-binary femme clothing styles!

Looked it up, they look like an overpriced styling boutique firm where you order custom stitched clothing over the internet, essentially a custom tailoring service for hipsters.

Have no clue what Ehmke will be doing, unless it's working on the tech staff of their site, which seems likely, according to the potential careers listed here:

https://www.stitchfix.com/careers

They seem to be interested in actual programming, mostly Ruby on Rails stuff, and since Ehmke has Ruby experience, it's a logical choice.
 
Looked it up, they look like an overpriced styling boutique firm where you order custom stitched clothing over the internet, essentially a custom tailoring service for hipsters.
I don't think it's custom clothing. Just custom outfits picked out using a mixture of algorithms and human taste.
Have no clue what Ehmke will be doing, unless it's working on the tech staff of their site, which seems likely, according to the potential careers listed here:

https://www.stitchfix.com/careers

They seem to be interested in actual programming, mostly Ruby on Rails stuff, and since Ehmke has Ruby experience, it's a logical choice.
Yeah, I was going over their engineering team. Seems like a pretty big company. I'm sure each group in the engineering team is arguing about who's going to have to carry the tranny.
 
Corey was definitely fired from GitHub, for poor performance. He was warned his work wasn't up to snuff (in terms of both quantity and quality), was given the opportunity to improve his contributions, and chose not to. He also kept taking a lot of time off for 'mental health issues,' which certainly didn't strengthen his position.

This pattern of behavior is accurately reflected in his work history. The spends-too-much-time-SJWing-and-not-enough-coding call was on the money, and such a tendency has lead to him being fired from other positions also. His narcissism, of course, refuses to allow him to see this, and he will describe such occurrences as episodes of transphobia, bigotry, backlash, etc.

He's actually not a bad coder, by the way. He's certainly nothing spectacular, but he can do the job. He'd just rather tweet about his feelings or swan off to code conferences to deliver speeches about his being-a-woman fantasy life than, you know, do any actual work. It seems he manages to blag it past interviews or find organisations that give him mega brownie points just for being a hysterical freakshow. They realize only-too-late what they've landed, unfortunately for them.

(Oh, and if you have a fetlife account and are interested in never sleeping again, this is his: https://fetlife.com/users/7093510 )
 
Corey was definitely fired from GitHub, for poor performance. He was warned his work wasn't up to snuff (in terms of both quantity and quality), was given the opportunity to improve his contributions, and chose not to. He also kept taking a lot of time off for 'mental health issues,' which certainly didn't strengthen his position.
Interesting. Source?
 
I don't think it's custom clothing. Just custom outfits picked out using a mixture of algorithms and human taste.

Yeah, I was going over their engineering team. Seems like a pretty big company. I'm sure each group in the engineering team is arguing about who's going to have to carry the tranny.

I don't think there are any algos. I think it's just stylists.

(Oh, and if you have a fetlife account and are interested in never sleeping again, this is his: https://fetlife.com/users/7093510 )

I assumed something like this existed, but I never dared to go looking for it.
 
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Can't reveal, sorry. Would like to.

By the way, there's a pretty funny thread on that fetlife account where Corey is dummy-spitting about having someone politely decline to fuck him after he revealed he was trans (you're meant to display that information in your bio, of course, but he refuses to BECAUSE HE IS A WOMAN FIRST @!#$^*!@%^*).
 
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I don't think there are any algos. I think it's just stylists.
http://multithreaded.stitchfix.com/algorithms/
Can't reveal, sorry. Would like to.

By the way, there's a pretty funny thread on that fetlife account where Corey is dummy-spitting about having someone politely decline to fuck him after he revealed he was trans (you're meant to display that information in your bio, of course, but he refuses to BECAUSE HE IS A WOMAN FIRST @!#$^*!@%^*).
In general, we like to confirm information. Especially juicy information. Otherwise we'd be overrun with lolcows poisoning their threads with bogus information (or people with axes to grind making attack threads on otherwise innocuous people).

Perhaps you could privately verify yourself to an admin?
 
In general, we like to confirm information. Especially juicy information. Otherwise we'd be overrun with lolcows poisoning their threads with bogus information (or people with axes to grind making attack threads on otherwise innocuous people).

Perhaps you could privately verify yourself to an admin?
Honestly I've already risked too much; I should probably bow out of the thread now. Just got so sick of reading the crap he posts online about himself vs what I know to be the truth. People will have to make up their own minds about my credibility.

By the way, here's one of the speeches he goofed off to give that helped get him fired from a previous job:

 
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