Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Free the Pedos]

Sort of like the tunnel vision perverts get when they play with theirselves in the little girls' section at Walmart (look up the police interrogation vid on Youtube to see).

I really want to see this video but I can't find it on YT. Link?

 

[LonesomeDud]

I thought it was Reviewbrah.

Reviewbrah is based. He's a YouTuber I watch unironically along with BrutalMoose and ProZD.

Watching Deathfats is like going to the zoo without the hassle of putting on shoes.

 

[Smug Cat]

Sister amanda fired in Feb. Have left kansas.
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This whole post is immature perpetual child shit but I do laugh at "well, I guess I'll go skiing." as the immediate response to being told you're getting fired. Manager must have been like "wat."

 

[Fupa Control]

I really want to see this video but I can't find it on YT. Link?

The internet is a surfeit of these but possibly this one. They nail the guy down on his timeline and then force him to admit he structured his entire day around pullng his dick out at one particular Walmart. People are unreal.

 

[Echnaton]

tfw you're so fat for a fanny pack that you have to wrap it under your hambone of an arm like a sling

latest fashion from swarthy Mediterranean footballers

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Corissa posted this monstrosity:
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If we manage to find a way to get Chantal to Jamaica (some sort of atomic transporter will be required), this will be the inevitable end.

"The NERVE of some men. I bought him a green speedo and this is how he thanks me. I've done so much for him - I even offered to set up a YouTube channel and never fart in the kitchen - and he runs off with some ugly bitch who's fatter than me. If only I could have gotten inside his house, I know he would have loved me if only I could have just gotten inside."

Sorry, autistic as fuck and late but goddamn this is some evocative imagery. The colonialism of brown and black men by enormous white women really should be a woke social issue.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Juliana might as well buzz her head; it's not going to make her any less attractive, and since she's incapable of keeping her hair washed on a decently frequent basis she might look and smell marginally less nasty.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Catto Gatto]

Long time lurker of the farms here. These two massive tards (and Kelly Lenza) inspired me to finally join the party.

Anyway, I’m morbidly fascinated by the size of J’s double chin. It’s becoming its own entity.

 

[Constellationzero]

Julianna legit looks like she smells like old Swiss Colony sausage from the back of the fridge and frumunda cheese.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

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Why have their lazy asses been sanding cabinets for 3 weeks? A normal person could do it in a few days lol

 

[No Thank You]

Why have their lazy asses been sanding cabinets for 3 weeks? A normal person could do it in a few days lol

Of course, they’ll have to put them back on once they’re done with the sanding, and I don’t really see either of these two as capable of standing, holding a cabinet door up, manipulating a hammer or drill (most likely above their own heads for some of it), and putting them back on squarely, even if they helped each other as a team. I don’t think a small step ladder is really an option, either. I think they’re both too fat to really reach properly. They have to sit just to do the sanding part, which doesn’t take the same kind combination of balance and arm strength they‘re going to need to get the cabinets put back together.

I think theyre going to go back to their original idea of the open shelves, which is going to probably be worse for them in the long run, but I think they’re going to have to give up on the cabinets for lack of arm strength.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Why have their lazy asses been sanding cabinets for 3 weeks? A normal person could do it in a few days lol

Those cabinets are going to end up in the junk pile out back to rot. We all know it. This "DIY home renovation pro" LARP is absolutely insane.

 

[LonesomeDud]

They make me want to become Amish so that I can live out my days tending to the horses and sewing for my family instead of reading this thread out of boredom

The Amish have weird lolcow obsessions. Every little Amish bakery/store has some weird deathfats who get obsessed with Amish stuff and make themselves into spectacles. You'd probably just move your gawking off the internet.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

The one and only thing J has going for her is a thick head of hair, so she decides she's going to buzz it off. I agree with the general consensus that she is actively trying to make herself less attractive. It makes SJWing so much more impactful, eh?

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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Justin Bieber on suicide watch after he sees this post ...

 

[multiverse]

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Juliana, you are a sad, fat, straight woman with hormonal issues. You have crushes on Tahm Brady (gawd dahm him fer not stayin' wit that noice oirish girl, Bridget), Magic Mike, and Justin Bieber. You are not attracted to women; you do not want to be a man.

You are a dumpling shaped woman who is very lonely, and filled with childhood trauma. No morbidly obese body positive woman shaped narcissist is going to fix those things for you.

 

[GenociderSyo]