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- Dec 17, 2019
Everyone--including Ray Charles (God rest his soul)--can fucking see what Corissa is bitching about.
I don't even think it's really so much about eating "less" calories to lose weight. Hell, if there was something out there like The Stuff (from that 80's horror movie), she'd pounce on it. Same with any pill promising to make her slim. And I bet she'd suddenly be VERY STRAIGHT if that ever happened. Same with JULIANNA.
No, she keeps bringing up muh wannrexia because she wants to eat Five Guys, Charley's Steakery, Panera, Chevy's, Bahama Breeze, Burger King, Chipotle, Lou Malnati's, and whatever else bullshit food she can shove in her pimply gullet. She doesn't WANT to learn how to weigh and measure, how to count carlories, how to emulate the USDA recommended micros and macros. She wants fast food and she wants it NAOW!
And she wants to cry anorexia so strangers put a sympathetic arm around her hideous bulk and say "There, there, Corissa. Those people are Ign'ant shitheads who just want you to starve! You need to hurry over to Red Robin right away and eat half the menu so you don't fatigue!"
I don't even think it's really so much about eating "less" calories to lose weight. Hell, if there was something out there like The Stuff (from that 80's horror movie), she'd pounce on it. Same with any pill promising to make her slim. And I bet she'd suddenly be VERY STRAIGHT if that ever happened. Same with JULIANNA.
No, she keeps bringing up muh wannrexia because she wants to eat Five Guys, Charley's Steakery, Panera, Chevy's, Bahama Breeze, Burger King, Chipotle, Lou Malnati's, and whatever else bullshit food she can shove in her pimply gullet. She doesn't WANT to learn how to weigh and measure, how to count carlories, how to emulate the USDA recommended micros and macros. She wants fast food and she wants it NAOW!
And she wants to cry anorexia so strangers put a sympathetic arm around her hideous bulk and say "There, there, Corissa. Those people are Ign'ant shitheads who just want you to starve! You need to hurry over to Red Robin right away and eat half the menu so you don't fatigue!"