🍗 Deathfat Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Haram-Habibi]

Aquamation (or water cremation) is legal in Kansas, along with 27 other states. That's the good news for J and Coco, I guess.

The not-so-great thing is.....what are they gonna do with the greenish/brownish goo that was once J's allegedly "healthy organs"? Because while there would be some cremains suitable for a regular burial/interment, the "aqua" part of the process will have her liquified guts, fat, and other tissues that would normally go up in smoke.

*Theoretically* it could just be washed down the drain, or maybe used as a kind of fertilizer.

Coco dumping that all over their "farm" is.....well, a great way to make sure the joint is forever haunted by the world's fattest ghost.

ETA - J might be too fat to cremate in the traditional way. It's not unheard of for a big fat fatty to set the crematorium on fire because of all that adipose.

 

[Spicy Meatball]

Hormone imbalances are famous for taking the ends off women's eyebrows, and even taking a chunk out the middle. Her brows are falling out because LOLFAT.

I think perimenopause has come for Corissa. Her skin never looked fantastic but it is absolutely atrocious now. She looks like an elderly man with untreated rosacea (rhinophyma coming when?). The eyebrow loss can also be attributed to her ovaries no longer pumping out enough estrogen and progesterone. It appears that her obesity has also become more abdominal (male) in recent months. If it hasn’t already, I bet her hair starts to thin and her hairline drifts north.

 

[Breadbear]

Aquamation (or water cremation) is legal in Kansas, along with 27 other states. That's the good news for J and Coco, I guess.

The not-so-great thing is.....what are they gonna do with the greenish/brownish goo that was once J's allegedly "healthy organs"? Because while there would be some cremains suitable for a regular burial/interment, the "aqua" part of the process will have her liquified guts, fat, and other tissues that would normally go up in smoke.

*Theoretically* it could just be washed down the drain, or maybe used as a kind of fertilizer.

Coco dumping that all over their "farm" is.....well, a great way to make sure the joint is forever haunted by the world's fattest ghost.

ETA - J might be too fat to cremate in the traditional way. It's not unheard of for a big fat fatty to set the crematorium on fire because of all that adipose.

It's legal, but a quick search doesn't show anywhere in Kansas where they do it, except for animals.
The family usually doesn't recover the liquid, that usually just goes into the sewer. They can collect the mineral remains though.

 

[glass_houses]

Can you imagine bringing Corissa along to your trading dolls event, and introducing her to everyone as a blood family member? Humiliating. Wonder if Corissa bothered bathing and wearing clothes that fit?

If it makes you feel any better, the Sonny Angel line is the most creatively bankrupt of the entire blind box plastic tat universe. I give the niece a pass because she's a kid, but anyone else there got what they deserved. Sonny Angel is as creepy as the Kewpie dolls it's ripped off from, and the only thing that changes from series to series are the hats. On the upside, the later series' sometimes have clothes on.

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Haram-Habibi]

With the amount of soda these two gulp down on the reg, you would think there would be some ginger ale in the house to settle Coco's angry tummy.

Or does that not work when you guzzle two liters of liquid candy per day??

 

[VinegarPussy]

Coco is full of shit…I absolutely do not believe she at a taco. Maybe a taco platter, maybe a 12 pack of tacos, but a taco? No.

 

[Clotso Coof]

maybe a 12 pack of tacos, but a taco? No.

I'm trying to find a photo of a roadside attraction style statue of a 20 foot tall taco...

 

[OttoWest]

I'm trying to find a photo of a roadside attraction style statue of a 20 foot tall taco...

20 foot? Close enough.

 

[Breadbear]

Upset stomach. Eats a taco. Surprised that she doesn't feel better.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Upset stomach. Eats a taco.

Ate 10 tacos while sitting on the toilet.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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Ahhh, SoB!!! A place Corissa and Juliana wouldn't actually enjoy. Far too much walking for them.

The food is pretty bangin', though. And they have more tchotchke shit than anyone could waggle a stick at. Source: May have been a couple of times for the lolz.

 

[Clotso Coof]

And they have more tchotchke shit than anyone could waggle a stick at.

A truly inspired location to buy a shitty christmas tree ornament, joke T-Shirt, pack of questionable beef jerky...

The one time I went, I bought a plastic joke ashtray. I don't smoke.
God Bless America! [insert eagle and flag]

 

[unwieldy_object]

Aquamation (or water cremation) is legal in Kansas, along with 27 other states. That's the good news for J and Coco, I guess.

The not-so-great thing is.....what are they gonna do with the greenish/brownish goo that was once J's allegedly "healthy organs"? Because while there would be some cremains suitable for a regular burial/interment, the "aqua" part of the process will have her liquified guts, fat, and other tissues that would normally go up in smoke.

*Theoretically* it could just be washed down the drain, or maybe used as a kind of fertilizer.

Coco dumping that all over their "farm" is.....well, a great way to make sure the joint is forever haunted by the world's fattest ghost.

ETA - J might be too fat to cremate in the traditional way. It's not unheard of for a big fat fatty to set the crematorium on fire because of all that adipose.

Hade to look it up because I'd never even heard of aquamation before.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Coco is learning what all ADHD women learn: the stimulants don’t work as well while in the leadup to the start of a new menstrual cycle. Periods are a bitch on amphetamines. Nausea is common, PMS might be worse, and you’ll get jack shit done. That’s just how it goes.

If you’re lurking, Coco, you can potentiate the Adderall or whatever with some Tums to offset this. Don’t drink anything with vitamin C in the mornings either, it negates the pills. An antihistamine and some magnesium at night can help prevent life-ruining PMDD hissy fits too.

There’s my good deed for the day.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I'd never even heard of aquamation before

Anyone interested in the various ways you can dispose of your Earthly remains should read "Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers" by Mary Roach. From plastic surgery practice, to the Body Farm, cremation, aquamation and even plastination (like the Body Worlds exhibit and others like it), she covers it all for the morbid bitches in the audience (it's me, I'm morbid bitches).

Her other books are great, too.

 

[Clotso Coof]

anyone interested in the various ways you can dispose of your Earthly remains

I'm not suggesting this...but there's a super-popular option that's both beautiful and hidden below the national radar:

The National Park Service[NPS] in the USA hides suicide statistics on their territories. They will occasionally admit they found a body, but then imply it was a rare occasion and a gosh-darn mystery how the death happened. They also claim a lot of accidental deaths that are clearly someone OD'ing or jumping off a cliff.

Persistent rumor is that NPS territory body-finding statistics are off-the-chart high, and they don't want to encourage more suicides by admiting it. Yellowstone is probably the top suicide location in the world, in terms of total dead numbers. But they hide it successfully due to murky Federal law.

It's pretty shitty to let your family find your body, or some hotel room cleaner woman making minimum wage. But if you can hike a 3 days into Yellowstone before murking yourself? You'd probably be a full skeleton for years before someone finds you. Just sayin'...

Julianna isn't a hiker or a serious suicide risk. But if she wants to lauch her fat ass off a huge cliff? Well...livestream it please.

 

[cherrysour]

But if she wants to lauch her fat ass off a huge cliff?

I'm going to hell for this but: fättestupa?

 

[beautiful person]

But if you can hike a 3 days into Yellowstone before murking yourself? You'd probably be a full skeleton for years before someone finds you. Just sayin'...

Julianna isn't a hiker or a serious suicide risk. But if she wants to lauch her fat ass off a huge cliff? Well...livestream it please

In Yellowstone, she wouldn't even have to hike up to a cliff. Just jump into one of the many, many geysers and get instantly boiled and dissolved.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

In Yellowstone, she wouldn't even have to hike up to a cliff. Just jump into one of the many, many geysers and get instantly boiled and dissolved.

But she'd still never be able to park close enough to one to make it there from the car in one go; she'd have to set up her bariatric folding chair halfway between the boardwalk and hot spring to catch her breath before flopping in and irrevocably damaging the ecosystem with grease.