Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[thejackal2]

We know that J is over 500 lb. I put her in at 530 (240kg). Coco is 300 lb (136 kg )? Anyone else got a better estimate?

But those two together would be 376 kg.

Coco is short but she has a massive apron gunt. I'd put her around 350-400. They probably combine to easily be over 900lbs in the car. A cinderblock is about 30lbs. So imagine dropping 30 cinderblocks in your trunk and driving around. They are going to ruin suspensions.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

It's hilarious she thinks that a cheap Kia would hold her current weight any better. A Twitter mutual tried to open her Kia Soul's door from the outside one day and the door handle broke off in her hand.

When I think car quality I don't exactly think of Kia. Honda or Toyota, yes. Kia or Hyundai, not so much. Maybe I'm just being snobby, I don't know. I'd never buy one though.

Also, what does she expect the seats in any modern car to be made of if not plastic? Long gone are the days of using metal for anything that doesn't require it's use. Because plastic is cheap, and consumers will go for the cheapest option even if paying slightly extra would get them a lot more durability.

 

[irishlass]

Coco is short but she has a massive apron gunt. I'd put her around 350-400. They probably combine to easily be over 900lbs in the car. A cinderblock is about 30lbs. So imagine dropping 30 cinderblocks in your trunk and driving around. They are going to ruin suspensions.

In an IG post from 2020 she admitted to being 450, so God only knows what she weighs now. J is very short, Corrisa is 5'8" or 9 I believe.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She needs a 1970s Volvo. You could haul a moose in one of those fr fr.

 

[Simpers]

I don’t think J and Carissa are heavy enough to destroy any car marketed in America suspension-wise, but I totally believe that about the seats in a piece of shit car like a Murano. There’s nothing wrong with them, they are very safe and serviceable cars, but they’re not the type of luxury vehicle that has heavy, metal-framed leather seats. Everything that doesn’t have to be is as light as possible (read: plastic) so they can claim lower gas mileage.

And then megafat lard demons like these hurple into them and the mileage sucks anyway lol

 

[I call shenanigans]

Corissa broke the seat in her car due to being fat. She ADMITS it was due to being fat. This is somehow Nissan's fault.

FFG said in her live today that she’s seriously considering buying a new car in the next week…a Nissan! Doubt her drivers seat will fair much better in the long term.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Corissa broke the seat in her car due to being fat. She ADMITS it was due to being fat. This is somehow Nissan's fault. It also is odd the picture is at the dealership did she purchase and immediately break a car?
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LOL, this must be the same $52,000 Nissan she was bragging about as proof of what a success she was back in 2019. I remember us all saying, "WTF—you paid $52K for a Nissan?" And only now has she finally paid it off? How much did you really end up paying for this car, Corissa, you math genius?

A Nissan will run a long time if you take decent care of it; mechanically, they seem to be pretty solid. But they skimp like hell on the interior, and make even a base-level Toyota feel like a luxury car, if only by comparison. So no shit, the seat mechanism broke due to the unusual wear and tear of being subjected to a deathfat.

 

[Miltank]

Maybe they reopened the tit chop gfm scam for car $? They likely have already blown it all on the bathroom, doordash, etc so now they need at least a few thousand to put down on a car.

 

[anon101x]

Corissa is a basic ass fat bitch attracted to heterodox white men but pretends she's bi because no desirable straight man would ever stay with her. The one she had before J trooned out. Many such cases with our fat gorls. sad.

@Blerg the way he said "dude that's a man" in the most dude way possible. Nobody gives a fuck that you turned a fetish into your entire persona. It's not profound it's pathetic, creepy and will soon go out of fashion hopefully. Just be an effeminate gay man. You can still take it up the ass.

And that's the funniest part. They beat their chest so hard on how much they hate masculine presenting men or whatever and are so desperate to be fucked by them.

And I don't even mean handsome men. They are constantly throwing themselves and begging to suck the cock of any trashy ass normal dude with a beard. Even if he's the most boring average dude you'd ever meet standing outside any gas station.

They are more often than not complete predators to the very people they claim to hate.

If you hang out with ANY Trans they will eventually start trying to tell you stories about how they hooked up with some """straight""" dude.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:


Corissa IG:

 

[brooky]

They are more often than not complete predators to the very people they claim to hate.

To be fair, so are incels/misogynists. Desire and hate can become closely entwined when one is full of SELF-hate to begin with.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

J IG:
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Corissa IG:
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“It’s the licking for me”

It’s the “what parts am I looking at” for me

Spoiler: FAT

 

[Clotso Coof]

J IG:

"can you believe the mountains are just out there"

1) Posts pic of distant mountains that barely shows the mountain at all, because the pic is focused on the foreground

2) Then posts pic of Juliana looking like an entire mountain. Absolutely massive.

3) We are all, truly, awed by the size of "J". We also wonder how close Corissa's shitty car is parked to the boulder Juliana is sitting on. I'm going with 200 feet or less.

4) Then we notice Juliana isn't sitting at the picnic table that is right next to her, because she doesn't have a chance in hell of fitting. So she's stuck on a boulder.

Thanks for the pics, "J"!

 

[Reepicheep]

jay posted this yesterday.

 

[Breadbear]

J IG:
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Corissa IG:
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I wonder what J was doing in Colorado? That's an 8-hour drive from their home.

 

[Clotso Coof]

I wonder what J was doing in Colorado?

Probably getting a consult with a plastic surgeon who claims he'll do tit chops on high BMI pooners. She reopened the Go Fund Me, so she's probably got the idea she can find another surgeon. Corissa would be willing to flat out defraud donors, but Juliana is going to want some degree of hope before stealing more money from moron followers.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Anyone ever come across the allegation about chromosome testing before?

I know a few athletes have been tested but not on a regular basis.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

No, I've never heard of that. I'm not sure why they stopped doing it for everyone, but I'm hoping they bring it back eventually. It's a cheek swab done once and that's it, unlike doping. Both doping and misrepresentation of your sex is cheating, it's baffling why more people don't see that.

 

[OttoWest]

“Chaos in our house”
You don’t say…

Filthy rug
Bored working dog
Electrical cords going every direction
Dead plants
Stuff all over the floor
Why live like this?

 

[Dr. Butt]

Filthy rug
Bored working dog
Electrical cords going every direction
Dead plants
Stuff all over the floor
Why live like this?

Same way smackheads live. They've got other priorities.