Corny Joke Thread - Be as unfunny as you wish you could be elsewhere

[Anti Snigger]

If a troon makes a Telegram, is it a tele-groom?

 

[eatler]

What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Anyone can chop beef but nobody can pee soup!

 

[Fascist Frederick]

What's the difference between a Chick Pea and a Garbanzo Bean?

Spoiler

I've never had a Garbanzo bean on my face.

Spoiler

But I have had a chick pee on my face.

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

That's not corny, that's dad jokes.
As such, niggers won't get them.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

you can tune a piano BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH

 

[Anti Snigger]

you can tune a piano BUT YOU CANT TUNA FISH

You're in.

 

[Neighborhood Curmudgeon]

What do you call a fat alien?

An extra-cholesterol!

 

[BeetleBug242]

Are you an ATM, because I got a deposit to make in you.

 

[RACISM]

What do you call a negro with a PHD, a Nobel prize, and who runs his own business who has won the lottery?

If you guessed nigger, you are correct.

 

[eatler]

Are you an ATM, because I got a deposit to make in you.

You wanna play house? You be the door and I slam you