Corporate Babies - and how to kill them

[Jmz_33]

Companies have been doing this thing recently where they turn their most recognizable characters into babies. This advertising trend is relatively new, but it’s quickly becoming the most obnoxious thing to come out of the this year. And with the announcement of “Baby Mr. Peanut” I felt compelled to create this thread. How does everyone else feel about this new ’advertising campaign’ trend?

 

[Diabeetus]

I love this video.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

pandering to babyfur/toddlercon/ABDL fetishists? or does this mental illness go deeper psychologically than just being sexual? this faggot's youtube avatar comes to mind:

Emergency Awesome

All the best Game Of Thrones, The Mandalorian, Avengers Endgame and Marvel Movies, The Flash, Trailer, Promo, Easter Eggs, and Comic Book and Sci Fi Fantasy ...

www.youtube.com

 

[mr.moon1488]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=sG2_VJCzb0Y
I love this video.

I feel like someone could edit that into a pretty good remix.

 

[Marissa Moira]

Does everyone forget Muppet Babies? Flinstone Kids? A Pup named Scooby Doo? Baby Mickey? Baby Looney Toons? Baby AIDS?

It's been a thing for decades now.

 

[Dom Cruise]

Muppet Babies, we make our dreams come true!

 

[Coolio55]

Baby Yoda may be pandering ...but at least it's GOOD pandering.

Remember the Porgs?

 

[nagant 1895]

Cute things sell. Cute things sell even better to girls and childless women. It's not really bad, it's just not a product designed to be marketed to everyone.

 

[Judge Holden]

This advertising trend is relatively new

Yeah about that....

 

[Biffo]

Mario is the worst for this shit

 

[Red Hood]

Quoth Robert Pattinson:
VAMPIYAH BAYBEE

 

[Marissa Moira]

Mario is the worst for this shit

Bruh


Bruuuuuuuuuuuuh


You have no fucking idea

Spoiler: 15 DOLLAR DLC

 

[Biffo]

This one I don't get, they were already little kids

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

pandering to babyfur/toddlercon/ABDL fetishists?

You’ve let you time at Kiwi Farms make you cynical and accurate.

 

[Coffee Shits]

It's nothing new. Cuteness is disarming, it taps into something instinctual. I don't care for it as marketing because it's low-effort and a little manipulative, but with all the young couples preferring a pet over a child maybe it fills some underlying emptiness. You know, in that consoomer kind of way.

 

[Spooky Bones]

 

[Linako 2.0]

When will Kojimbo give us the Deagle Nation Babies spinoff that we need and deserve?

 

[Lina Colorado]

I honestly like it. sometimes it's funny too. I remeber watching some weird anime about pro tennis called "the prince of tennis" and at the end op some episodes their made some caracters into babies.

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[Slappy McGherkin]

I think it's time to convert my Beanie Babies investment into cash. Got a huge box of them up in the attic (from raising 4 kids in the 90's).

 

[FuckedUp]

Yeah about that....
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To be fair, the 80's-90's "babies" were like 6-10 years old and aimed at actual kids. The current babies are legit infants designed to appeal to all ages.