Corporate Cucks / Hustle Culture / LinkedIn Loonies - Corporate bootlickers and shills

jobseeker.jpg
We have never met. We have never worked together. You are quite young and green on how business connections work with senior professionals. Apparently you have heard that I produce a Job Bank, and decided it would be stunningly helpful for your career prospects if I shared my 960+ LinkedIn connections with you - a total stranger who has nothing to offer me.

Your invite to connect is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky. Wow, I cannot wait to let every 26 year old jobseeker mine my top-tier marketing connections to help them land a job.

I love the sense of entitlement in your generation. And therefore I enjoy Denying your invite, and giving you the dreaded "I Don't Know" name because it's the truth.

Oh and about your request to actually receive my Job Bank along with the 7,300 other subscribers to my service? That's denied, too.

I suggest you join the other Job Bank in town. Oh wait - there isn't one.

You're welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don't ever reach out to senior practitioners again and assume their carefully curated list of connections is available to you, just because you want to build your network.

Don't ever write me again.
 
View attachment 6379174
We have never met. We have never worked together. You are quite young and green on how business connections work with senior professionals. Apparently you have heard that I produce a Job Bank, and decided it would be stunningly helpful for your career prospects if I shared my 960+ LinkedIn connections with you - a total stranger who has nothing to offer me.

Your invite to connect is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky. Wow, I cannot wait to let every 26 year old jobseeker mine my top-tier marketing connections to help them land a job.

I love the sense of entitlement in your generation. And therefore I enjoy Denying your invite, and giving you the dreaded "I Don't Know" name because it's the truth.

Oh and about your request to actually receive my Job Bank along with the 7,300 other subscribers to my service? That's denied, too.

I suggest you join the other Job Bank in town. Oh wait - there isn't one.

You're welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don't ever reach out to senior practitioners again and assume their carefully curated list of connections is available to you, just because you want to build your network.

Don't ever write me again.
That's a top tier copypasta.
 
View attachment 6379174
We have never met. We have never worked together. You are quite young and green on how business connections work with senior professionals. Apparently you have heard that I produce a Job Bank, and decided it would be stunningly helpful for your career prospects if I shared my 960+ LinkedIn connections with you - a total stranger who has nothing to offer me.

Your invite to connect is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky. Wow, I cannot wait to let every 26 year old jobseeker mine my top-tier marketing connections to help them land a job.

I love the sense of entitlement in your generation. And therefore I enjoy Denying your invite, and giving you the dreaded "I Don't Know" name because it's the truth.

Oh and about your request to actually receive my Job Bank along with the 7,300 other subscribers to my service? That's denied, too.

I suggest you join the other Job Bank in town. Oh wait - there isn't one.

You're welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don't ever reach out to senior practitioners again and assume their carefully curated list of connections is available to you, just because you want to build your network.

Don't ever write me again.
These people are gonna end up causing guillotines to make a comeback. They should keep at it.
 
These people are gonna end up causing guillotines to make a comeback. They should keep at it.
Uh actually sweety you can't just decapitate me I want to speak to the manager of your class war, I'll have you know I have a friend who's poor, he only makes a mere 150,000 a year. I work 4 hours a day honey I'm actually working class.
 
Last edited:
View attachment 6379174
We have never met. We have never worked together. You are quite young and green on how business connections work with senior professionals. Apparently you have heard that I produce a Job Bank, and decided it would be stunningly helpful for your career prospects if I shared my 960+ LinkedIn connections with you - a total stranger who has nothing to offer me.

Your invite to connect is inappropriate, beneficial only to you, and tacky. Wow, I cannot wait to let every 26 year old jobseeker mine my top-tier marketing connections to help them land a job.

I love the sense of entitlement in your generation. And therefore I enjoy Denying your invite, and giving you the dreaded "I Don't Know" name because it's the truth.

Oh and about your request to actually receive my Job Bank along with the 7,300 other subscribers to my service? That's denied, too.

I suggest you join the other Job Bank in town. Oh wait - there isn't one.

You're welcome for your humility lesson for the year. Don't ever reach out to senior practitioners again and assume their carefully curated list of connections is available to you, just because you want to build your network.

Don't ever write me again.
The typos in this make it a god-tier copypasta.
 
In case you needed more motivation to blacklist anyone with a background in education.
View attachment 6406479
"We are have management skills"

"Skills you can't put on paper or even formulate into words"
Proceeds to immediately do that. Not even going to touch how basic bitch those skills are.

At least she (and it's obviously a woman) isn't a teacher anymore.
 
I predict three days before indian biotrash start engagement farming with pieces like this.
View attachment 6423380
I can't overstate how common this is.

Do you really think it's necessary to memorize how to reverse a linked list?
I was disappointed at reading this. Yes, basic familiarity with basic data structures should be necessary programming knowledge, but of course most of these people aren't real programmers and most employers don't need real programmers, so whatever.
 
  • Agree
Reactions: Archie_Kimkicker
Last edited:
I predict three days before indian biotrash start engagement farming with pieces like this.
View attachment 6423380
Tbh, if you’ve been working at your career for five-ish years and you don’t have the ability to network, you done goofed. It basically means you’re an unlikeable asshole and I have zero tolerance for soi disant subject matter experts who act like prima donnas. Basic technical questions get asked because most applicants fuck them up. Are these basic technical questions that pointless or are you an autistic retard who “specializes” in one or two things and you don’t actually know the answers to those basic technical questions? In my experience, 95%+ of the time, it’s the latter.
 
Back