“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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The shooter is either very lucky this happened away from cameras to keep the Internet people from identifying him before the glowies scrub his socials and write up a narrative, or this was a plant simply because this type of scenario makes it easier to control the narrative.
wigger nationalism
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This is a good point, but it's just really sketchy all the time with this stuff. If they continue with the event it's just going to fuel it even more.
There are millions of deranged leftists in our country who would absolutely try to kill him.
Rude bwoy nah promote no nasty man, dem haffi dead
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I doubt it. Liberals have been chomping at the but to kill Trump.
Yeah but I need to buy a Switch 2 and it’s a 1¢ yes contract so $5 means I’ll get to play
Tomodachi Life 2 .
Room full of journalists but everyone has conflicting reports lol.
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I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
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only way i could see it is if they try and say this faggot was actually an Iranian super agent and it's used to justify a ground invasion.
They would have used him to take out the isolationists before putting him down.
I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
Idk, it’s very hazy right now.
Hearing he tried to rush the metal detector and got put down. Not very smart.
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I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
Eyewitness accounts are notoriously unreliable. Add in the fact that said eyewitnesses are all journalists.
I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
It's all an up in the air clusterfuck at the moment, the shooter was apparently neutralised in the hotel lobby.
There's two ambulances at the scene in a live I'm watching.
I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
This is the kinda shit you get when you let a Jeet run the FBI. You think that Gluck Gluck Hoover would’ve had his story in shambles before his op?
FBI reporting suspect in custody as of 932pm
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This was a golden opportunity for the Secret Service to mag dump on every journo in the room. You know, just to be sure. Safety first!
I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
As long as it Washington DC. A Nigga moment near or in the White House dinner a possibility.
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I’m tired of talking about the shooter’s identity. Let’s speculate on the narrative they’re gonna try to push. Personally, I think that this will be memoryholed quickly since nobody except the perp was killed.
I’ve seen a source saying the shooter is dead and another he’s apprehended. Two shooters or is someone wrong?
This happened only a few hours ago. God only knows what people think happened in the confusion. It's going to probably be another 3 to 4 hours till we get solid, reliable (or at the very least consistent) information.
FBI reporting suspect in custody as of 932pm
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That doesnt mean anything. You can take dead bodies and cash into custody.
You're surrounded by armed bastards!
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I’m tired of talking about the shooter’s identity. Let’s speculate on the narrative they’re gonna try to push. Personally, I think that this will be memoryholed quickly since nobody except the perp was killed.
If real: we'll never know
If fake: probably run with some Iranian terror plot.
@grok is this true
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I'm going to hekkin kill the orange m-ACK
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This happened only a few hours ago. God only knows what people think happened in the confusion. It's going to probably be another 3 to 4 hours till we get solid, reliable (or at the very least consistent) information.
I’m probably just gonna tune out and check this thread or Xitter tomorrow morning. I’d recommend you guys do the same. Too much in the air right now.
Mup da doo didda po mo gub dat tum muhfugen bix no
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So the shooter is allegedly dead in the lobby, but they're still continuing with the event? The President is still going to attend?
Flexing on dead commie homos
temporarily lazy and permanently tired
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how are they going to continue the event just after a shooting? we don't even know if there's an accomplice yet. Just seems like a bad idea.
