Correspondent Dinner shooting

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Diana Moon Glampers said:
I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit)
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
“I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes,” Allen wrote
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Has Hollywood Hulk Hogan posted since the attack?
 
"Allen mocked the “insane” lack of security at the Washington Hilton — saying Iranian agents could have brought even more devastating firepower and “no one would have noticed shit.”

“Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.
I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat,” he wrote.

“The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.
Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.”
All that gloating just to fail, I think he lost it once he saw that they were allowing guns and got carried away
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:

WHCD gunman Cole Allen sent anti-Trump manifesto, said he wanted to take out Trump officials: ‘The Friendly Federal Assassin’​

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This dipshit. If it's okay to kill people, even with risk of civilian casualties, to stop government oppression...then why are you mad at "schoolkid blown up" accidentally in Iran to stop their government from killing thousands? Anyway, enjoy life in federal prison thinking about how your incredibly easy mass slaughter failed to occur when the arrogant unprepared security immediately stopped you with zero kills, retard.
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
He was part of a group called “The Wide Awakes”
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They're gonna be wide awake when feds visit them at dawn 🤗
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
Allen mocked the “insane” lack of security at the Washington Hilton — saying Iranian agents could have brought even more devastating firepower and “no one would have noticed shit.”
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The Secret Service and DC police are filled with people who haven’t had to actually face any kind of threat, until Trump. They have always known there is no “right wing extremism,” especially since the left has been funding that narrative for years. The only danger that any politicians have faced is from their underage sex slaves.

These federal agencies are incompetent because they actually haven’t had to deal with any political violence or threats inside the US at all. The FBI, the Secret Service, the DC police, every intelligence apparatus have all been orchestrating the “extremists” in partnership with the left, so they have no idea how to deal with it when the golems they’ve created go off script.
 
utorr said:
They speak for stricter guns laws when they themselves commit the crimes.
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They want to stop the "wrong people" having guns.
By "wrong people" they mean anyone other than them because they don't want sane people shooting back at them when their crazies try doing a mass shooting or political assasination.
 
Full text from the link above, for posterity and mockery:

I apologize to my colleagues and students for saying I had a personal emergency (by the time anyone reads this, I probably most certainly DO need to go to the ER, but can hardly call that not a self-inflicted status.)

Accused White House Correspondents’ Dinner gunman Cole Allen sent a sprawling, crazed manifesto to family members 10 minutes before Saturday’s attack, sources told The Post.

In the 1,052-word missive obtained by The Post Sunday morning — signed Cole ‘coldForce’ ‘Friendly Federal Assassin’ Allen” — and outlined his “rules of engagement” for the shooting and stated he believed it was his righteous duty to target administration officials.

Cole Allen’s manifesto in full:​

Hello everybody!

So I may have given a lot of people a surprise today. Let me start off by apologizing to everyone whose trust I abused.

I apologize to my parents for saying I had an interview without specifying it was for “Most Wanted.”

I apologize to all of the people I traveled next to, all the workers who handled my luggage, and all the other non-targeted people at the hotel who I put in danger simply by being near.

I apologize to everyone who was abused and/or murdered before this, to all those who suffered before I was able to attempt this, to all who may still suffer after, regardless of my success or failure.

I don’t expect forgiveness, but if I could have seen any other way to get this close, I would have taken it. Again, my sincere apologies.

On to why I did any of this:

I am a citizen of the United States of America.

What my representatives do reflects on me.

And I am no longer willing to permit a pedophile, rapist, and traitor to coat my hands with his crimes.

(Well, to be completely honest, I was no longer willing a long time ago, but this is the first real opportunity I’ve had to do something about it.)

While I’m discussing this, I’ll also go over my expected rules of engagement (probably in a terrible format, but I’m not military so too bad.)

Administration officials (not including Mr. Patel): they are targets, prioritized from highest-ranking to lowest

Secret Service: they are targets only if necessary, and to be incapacitated non-lethally if possible (aka, I hope they’re wearing body armor because center mass with shotguns messes up people who *aren’t*

Hotel Security: not targets if at all possible (aka unless they shoot at me)

Capitol Police: same as Hotel Security

National Guard: same as Hotel Security

Hotel Employees: not targets at all

Guests: not targets at all

In order to minimize casualties I will also be using buckshot rather than slugs (less penetration through walls)

I would still go through most everyone here to get to the targets if it were absolutely necessary (on the basis that most people *chose* to attend a speech by a pedophile, rapist, and traitor, and are thus complicit) but I really hope it doesn’t come to that.

Rebuttals to objections:​

Objection 1: As a Christian, you should turn the other cheek.

Rebuttal: Turning the other cheek is for when you yourself are oppressed. I’m not the person raped in a detention camp. I’m not the fisherman executed without trial. I’m not a schoolkid blown up or a child starved or a teenage girl abused by the many criminals in this administration.

Turning the other cheek when *someone else* is oppressed is not Christian behavior; it is complicity in the oppressor’s crimes.

Objection 2: This is not a convenient time for you to do this.

Rebuttal: I need whoever thinks this way to take a couple minutes and realize that the world isn’t about them. Do you think that when I see someone raped or murdered or abused, I should walk on by because it would be “inconvenient” for people who aren’t the victim?

This was the best timing and chance of success I could come up with.

Objection 3: You didn’t get them all.

Rebuttal: Gotta start somewhere.

Objection 4: As a half-black, half-white person, you shouldn’t be the one doing this.

Rebuttal: I don’t see anyone else picking up the slack

Objection 5: Yield unto Caesar what is Caesar’s.

Rebuttal: The United States of America are ruled by the law, not by any one or several people. In so far as representatives and judges do not follow the law, no one is required to yield them anything so unlawfully ordered.

I would also like to extend my appreciation to a great many people since I will not be likely to be able to talk with them again (unless the Secret Service is *astoundingly* incompetent.)

Thank you to my family, both personal and church, for your love over these 31 years.

Thank you to my friends, for your companionship over many years.

Thank you to my colleagues over many jobs, for your positivity and professionalism.

Thank you to my students for your enthusiasm and love of learning.

Thank you to the many acquaintances I’ve met, in person and online, for short interactions and long-term relationships, for your perspectives and inspiration.

Thank you all for everything.

Sincerely,

Cole “coldForce” “Friendly Federal Assassin” Allen

PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.

What I got (who knows, maybe they’re pranking me!) is nothing.

No damn security.

Not in transport.

Not in the hotel.

Not in the event.

Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.

The security at the event is all outside, focused on protestors and current arrivals, because apparently no one thought about what happens if someone checks in the day before.

Like, this level of incompetence is insane, and I very sincerely hope it’s corrected by the time this country gets actually competent leadership again.

Like, if I was an Iranian agent, instead of an American citizen, I could have brought a damn Ma Deuce in here and no one would have noticed shit.

Actually insane.

Oh and if anyone is curious is how doing something like feels: it’s awful. I want to throw up; I want to cry for all the things I wanted to do and never will, for all the people whose trust this betrays; I experience rage thinking about everything this administration has done.

Can’t really recommend it! Stay in school, kids.
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Diana Moon Glampers said:
PS: Ok now that all the sappy stuff is done, what the hell is the Secret Service doing? Sorry, gonna rant a bit here and drop the formal tone.

Like, I expected security cameras at every bend, bugged hotel rooms, armed agents every 10 feet, metal detectors out the wazoo.
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The reddit-coded spiel at the end is all of the proof that I need to determine that this person is exactly who he appears to be. All that's missing is him saying, "if I'm not immediately caught, that's a big yikes on Secret Service's part, my guy."
 
After reading his gay ledditor manifesto with the obligatory omg I'm so shocked everyone is a retard except me... I wish I could get to ask him in a few years when he's a drooling vegetable in ADX Florence how smart he thinks he is now
 
Diana Moon Glampers said:
Full text from the link above, for posterity and mockery:
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I know I’m likely to get shit for this, but reading through it just makes me sad. He doesn’t appear to be insane in the classic sense. Or even compared to 99% of Reddit. He obviously had family that he loved. In fact his statements about security might be the best thing to come out of all this because it shows how little has changed since Butler.

The damage the media and the left has done to America is unforgivable.
 
Point and Laugh said:
The Secret Service and DC police are filled with people who haven’t had to actually face any kind of threat, until Trump. They have always known there is no “right wing extremism,”
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The worst threat Obama faced from "right wing extremists" in 8 years was college kids hanging a papier mache effigy of him for Halloween.
Imperial Citizen said:
He went by the online handle coldForce? Surprised he didn’t hurt himself with all that edge.
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Psssh. Nothin personnel... kid :smug:
*teleports to federal prison*
 
Goodbye to Hollywood Hulk Hogan, he'll be trolling about the "orange obese waifu" in Valhalla now, I guess. : ^ )
 
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