Corrupt-a-Wish

[Space_Dandy]

This is a forum game Ive seen on a few other sites. One person makes a simple wish. A reply is made describing a scenario where the wish technically comes true, but goes horribly wrong with unintended consequences. Then that person makes the next wish. There is no length requirement, but at least a couple of sentences is nice.

Example:

I wish I had wings and could easily fly around.

One morning you wake up and notice that you have mysteriously grown huge wings during the night. In order to support the weight of a 160 pound man your wings would need a span of about 30 feet. You are trapped in your room and unable to fit through the door. When you call a friend for help, they instantly notify the media. As soon as the government finds out, they find you in your room and abduct you for experimentation.

I wish I had a tasty, non-poisonous ham sandwich.

I'll get us started with an easy one. I wish that I won the lottery.

 

[c-no]

I'll get us started with an easy one. I wish that I won the lottery.

The next day, you find some ticket stub that is part of some lotto as you walk through some area in the city. The numbers of that stub match up and you win. However, you find out to your horror that the lotto itself is a ring for a creepy furry group that involves things of a deviant nature. Even though you weren't a part of this lotto, they get your face on the internet where you end up as the sap that owns special objects that are of a naughty nature. You may as well be the laughing stock within your family, friends, and workplace now.

I wish I had 100 bucks as in a genuine $100 bill.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I wish that I had a massive healing factor like Wolverine. I can come back from nearly any amount of damage within minutes.

 

[c-no]

I wish that I had a massive healing factor like Wolverine. I can come back from nearly any amount of damage within minutes.

At first, the healing factor seems nice until some people notice how you can regenerate. As you sleep at home, the government takes you in for study. They conduct very painful test to see how far your regeneration goes.

I wish I had a gun that was loaded with a head destroying bullet.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

The next day, you find some ticket stub that is part of some lotto as you walk through some area in the city. The numbers of that stub match up and you win. However, you find out to your horror that the lotto itself is a ring for a creepy furry group that involves things of a deviant nature. Even though you weren't a part of this lotto, they get your face on the internet where you end up as the sap that owns special objects that are of a naughty nature. You may as well be the laughing stock within your family, friends, and workplace now.

I wish I had 100 bucks as in a genuine $100 bill.

Your $100 bill was found on the floor of a truck stop bathroom and now you have Hep C, AIDS, and ebola.

At first, the healing factor seems nice until some people notice how you can regenerate. As you sleep at home, the government takes you in for study. They conduct very painful test to see how far your regeneration goes.

I wish I had a gun that was loaded with a head destroying bullet.

While cleaning it, you accidentally shoot yourself.

I wish that I had free plane tickets to anywhere in the world, unlimited use, for both myself and my family.

 

[exball]

The next day, you find some ticket stub that is part of some lotto as you walk through some area in the city. The numbers of that stub match up and you win. However, you find out to your horror that the lotto itself is a ring for a creepy furry group that involves things of a deviant nature. Even though you weren't a part of this lotto, they get your face on the internet where you end up as the sap that owns special objects that are of a naughty nature. You may as well be the laughing stock within your family, friends, and workplace now.

I wish I had 100 bucks as in a genuine $100 bill.

You find a perfectly nice $100 bill that turns out to belong to a ridiculously greedy mob boss who has you eaten by dogs.

I wish that I had a massive healing factor like Wolverine. I can come back from nearly any amount of damage within minutes.

You get kidnapped by a group of insane sadists who torture you for the rest of time.
I wish I had a genuine War horse.

 

[exball]

Your $100 bill was found on the floor of a truck stop bathroom and now you have Hep C, AIDS, and ebola.



While cleaning it, you accidentally shoot yourself.

I wish that I had free plane tickets to anywhere in the world, unlimited use, for both myself and my family.

Your plane is hijacked by terrorists.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Your $100 bill was found on the floor of a truck stop bathroom and now you have Hep C, AIDS, and ebola.



While cleaning it, you accidentally shoot yourself.

I wish that I had free plane tickets to anywhere in the world, unlimited use, for both myself and my family.

Your use of this causes the airline to catch on, and they have you arrested for fraud.

 

[c-no]

I wish that I had free plane tickets to anywhere in the world, unlimited use, for both myself and my family.

As you and your family board up for your free plane ride, the plane itself is highjacked by a crazed group of SJW's who want to stick it to the patriarchy. The air marshal's take them down but in the process, you get shot in the buttocks and your arm trampled by a hoard of panicked passengers. On the bright side you'll live but your butt and arm are gonna have a long recovery time. Better get used to squatting when going to the bathroom. And the arm trampled is the one you write with.

I wish I had a genuine War horse.

Your war-horse turns out to be a run-away owned by some crazed man who thinks he is a knight. You end up getting a broadsword slashed below your waist. You'll live but you will have to get use to being paralyzed from the waste down.

 

[Randall Fragg]

You get kidnapped by a group of insane sadists who torture you for the rest of time.
I wish I had a genuine War horse.

Your first attempt to ride the horse ends with it bucking you and breaking your spine.
(Also, with the sadist thing, couldn't you just chew off your limbs to escape? Or use the exposed shard of bone as a weapon?)

 

[exball]

Your first attempt to ride the horse ends with it bucking you and breaking your spine.
(Also, with the sadist thing, couldn't you just chew off your limbs to escape? Or use the exposed shard of bone as a weapon?)

How would you do that? I'm presuming you'd be tied down and you'd heal to quickly to chew your way out.

 

[Randall Fragg]

How would you do that? I'm presuming you'd be tied down and you'd heal to quickly to chew your way out.

You could probably convince the sadists to put you in a position that you put your arm near your mouth by claiming that it's more painful for you. As for the healing thing, I'd say it's possible if you ripped off more tissue then you regenerate in a period of time. Given how regeneration takes place over a period of several minutes, I think it's possible if you were fast enough.
I think I put way too much thought into this.

 

[Space_Dandy]

This is hilarious. Reminds me of Overanalyzers.

I wish that George Lucas decided to remake the Star Wars prequel trilogy to omit Jar Jar Binks and replace him with a smart wookie.

 

[exball]

This is hilarious. Reminds me of Overanalyzers.

I wish that George Lucas decided to remake the Star Wars prequel trilogy to omit Jar Jar Binks and replace him with a smart wookie.

Lucas also remakes the original trilogy. Everyone is CGI.

I wish I found a magic sword.

 

[c-no]

Lucas also remakes the original trilogy. Everyone is CGI.

I wish I found a magic sword.

The magic blade you found is a useful weapon. Too bad it thirst for blood. Since no one is around, you plunge the blade into your stomach.

I wish I in a world admired by a fanbase such as Sonic fans or bronies but without the spergery.

 

[Silver]

You are admired for the hilarious way in which you killed yourself.

I wish I were better at playing trumpet.

 

[Dr. Mario]

I wish I were better at playing trumpet.

For now on, everytime you touch a trumpet it will break because of your bad skills.

I wish I had pre-ordered Persona Q when I had the chance.

 

[Space_Dandy]

I wish I had pre-ordered Persona Q when I had the chance.

You pre-ordered Persona Q just in time, and are so relieved to know you will receive it slightly early with a bonus Persona t-shirt. On the day you receive it, you are so excited that you start playing and begin neglecting your hygiene. Unfortunately your house catches fire because of that coffee-pot you have in the bathroom. The fire spreads and melts your lego collection and all vidya was also lost in the fire. So not only did you lose most of your possessions, but you paid for a pre-order that you only got to start playing.

I wish that I had motivation to actually go to the gym more.

 

[Coster]

I wish that I had more motivation to actually go to the gym more.

You start going, and for the next couple of months, your life just gets so much better! You lose excess body fat, get some serious toning going, and you're starting to get attention from the opposite - and in some cases, same! - sex! However, a fat fedora who just started exercising for the first time in his life becomes immediately jealous of you, and when you leave the gym, he follows you to an alleyway and stabs you with his My Little Pony knife, letting you bleed out in the alleyway while muttering something about "dang, dirty alphas."

I wish that this wish was the next guy's wish.

 

[Uzumaki]

I wish that this wish was the next guy's wish.

You open a recursive wish-hole in space/time into which you are sucked. You spend the rest of eternity going insane as an insubstantial mind with no stimulus.

I wish for more wishes.