Corrupt-a-Wish

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c-no said:
I wish I had fish that would let you make a wish.
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The fish in question is a giant great white shark that swallows you whole. You are unable to make a wish before it digests you.

I wish I had a glass of wine.
 
Ziltoid said:
The fish in question is a giant great white shark that swallows you whole. You are unable to make a wish before it digests you.

I wish I had a glass of wine.
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The wine you get is a very good vintage wine. As you taste it, it turns out to be rather bad. It's nothing more than vinegar now.

I wish I could see more of Chris antics in real life.
 
Marella said:
You get a bowl of frozen shit.

I wish I was spending my New Year's Eve on Times Square.
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As you spend New Year's Eve on Times Square, the mitochondria within people starts to go haywire. You become one with a blob of ooze and only a blonde-haired woman of Japanese heritage is able to stop it, even though this was suppose to happen before Christmas.

I wish I had more knowledge on whether or not A-Log did write more of his creepy fics, but without getting insanity from reading them.
 
c-no said:
As you spend New Year's Eve on Times Square, the mitochondria within people starts to go haywire. You become one with a blob of ooze and only a blonde-haired woman of Japanese heritage is able to stop it, even though this was suppose to happen before Christmas.

I wish I had more knowledge on whether or not A-Log did write more of his creepy fics, but without getting insanity from reading them.
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You become A-log's roommate and he shares all of his fics with you.

I wish I could loose weight easily.
 
The Joker said:
You become A-log's roommate and he shares all of his fics with you.

I wish I could loose weight easily.
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Congratulations, you gotten to eat a sort of bar that helps you in weight loss. Unfortunately, it's like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It turns out to have a parasite that burst out of your body. At least you lost that weight.

I wish I had a drivers license.
 
c-no said:
Congratulations, you gotten to eat a sort of bar that helps you in weight loss. Unfortunately, it's like Aqua Teen Hunger Force. It turns out to have a parasite that burst out of your body. At least you lost that weight.

I wish I had a drivers license.
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You fail the test because you can't parallel park. Plus the teacher has a vendetta against you and everyone else that isn't himself.

I wish I could have a job that pays well.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
I wish I could have a job that pays well.
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You get a job at some company that involves software. Unfortunately, you end up hating the job and you get reminded by coworkers about the TPS reports. Plus your boss wants you to come in on Saturday.

I wish I had a time machine that was like a TARDIS.
 
c-no said:
You get a job at some company that involves software. Unfortunately, you end up hating the job and you get reminded by coworkers about the TPS reports. Plus your boss wants you to come in on Saturday.

I wish I had a time machine that was like a TARDIS.
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And you get it, only it turns out it's just the prop from the show and can't time travel.

I wish that deviantArt wasn't full of people with mental problems and USI.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
And you get it, only it turns out it's just the prop from the show and can't time travel.

I wish that deviantArt wasn't full of people with mental problems and USI.
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At least I can sell that prop to a guy willing to pay for the Tardis prop.

The moment you make the wish it comes true. Unfortunately, DeviantArt lacks enough userbase to keep afloat. The next day, the website goes down and since many of the people with problems and USI left, they ended up creating their art website that gets more fame than DeviantArt.

I wish it was the 90's again if simply to see how the 90's kids will react.
 
c-no said:
At least I can sell that prop to a guy willing to pay for the Tardis prop.

The moment you make the wish it comes true. Unfortunately, DeviantArt lacks enough userbase to keep afloat. The next day, the website goes down and since many of the people with problems and USI left, they ended up creating their art website that gets more fame than DeviantArt.

I wish it was the 90's again if simply to see how the 90's kids will react.
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It's the 90's again. Sadly, with the deaths of multiple actors in 2014, The Genie from Aladdin is voiced by a young Jonathan-Nyan.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
It's the 90's again. Sadly, with the deaths of multiple actors in 2014, The Genie from Aladdin is voiced by a young Jonathan-Nyan.
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You forgot to make a wish so I'll make one for you.

I wish cartoons were real, from today's toons like MLP, Transformers, Beavis & Butthead and Regular Show to old ones like Tom & Jerry and Disney. Maybe throw in some animu just to see how weebs and 90's kids could also react when they see Guts fight against some feminine looking guy that is from a modern day anime.
 
c-no said:
You forgot to make a wish so I'll make one for you.

I wish cartoons were real, from today's toons like MLP, Transformers, Beavis & Butthead and Regular Show to old ones like Tom & Jerry and Disney. Maybe throw in some animu just to see how weebs and 90's kids could also react when they see Guts fight against some feminine looking guy that is from a modern day anime.
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With that, they find out Toons have no soul, and start going on a killing spree. Anvils falling from the sky, killing every single human.

My wish is that I want world peace.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
With that, they find out Toons have no soul, and start going on a killing spree. Anvils falling from the sky, killing every single human.

My wish is that I want world peace.
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The peace you get in the world turns out to have a consequnce. Aliens from another world come in to rule over earth. Personally, I don't mind our alien overlords since they now made us become a part of their hive-mind.

I wish the internet was like it was in the 90's but with the fast connection speed of today.
 
c-no said:
The peace you get in the world turns out to have a consequnce. Aliens from another world come in to rule over earth. Personally, I don't mind our alien overlords since they now made us become a part of their hive-mind.

I wish the internet was like it was in the 90's but with the fast connection speed of today.
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Strong Bad commits suicide in the newest Homestar Runner.

I wish for more wishes.
 
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