Corrupt-a-Wish

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RogerRabbit1988 said:
Then the Canadian economy collapses because of no ponies. The cartoon studios also suck ass.

I wish for Waifu sempai to notice me.
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Waifu sempai now notices you. Waifu now wants you dead. You also forgot to mention the furries.

I wish Canada and the U.S. were at war while the world watched in comfort.
 
c-no said:
Waifu sempai now notices you. Waifu now wants you dead. You also forgot to mention the furries.

I wish Canada and the U.S. were at war while the world watched in comfort.
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The US launches nukes at Canada, ending the war. The fallout devastates a planet that stood by and did nothing.

I wish for a fantastic wardrobe.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
The US launches nukes at Canada, ending the war. The fallout devastates a planet that stood by and did nothing.

I wish for a fantastic wardrobe.
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Your fantastic wardrobe catches the attention of thieves who run in and take all your clothes. Even then, a random fight occurs among them due to being from rival groups. The cops then bust in and tear gases everyone. In the confusion, you get arrested.
 
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Segue said:
I wish I was sexy~
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You are very attractive and find that men look upon you with adoration and awe. Suddenly business dealings with men become easier as they find denying you incredibly difficult as they fall under your spell. Rarely do you have to pay for yourself at a bar or club, as many of the patrons will fight to cover you for the chance to receive a brief moment in the warm glow of your attention. Shopping is now a treat as you fantasize about all the endless looks you can now make work to accent your features.

However, this effect is nearly reversed for many women. Subconsciously, they feel competition and jealousy when noticing your exceptional appearance. A job is lost due to the eagerness of some of your employees to throw you under the bus and see you terminated for the most minor misunderstandings. The HR girl who does the interviews for your next job wont hire you for your desired positions and you find yourself unemployed. Out on the street with nowhere to turn, you resort to living in a dumpster. Ashamed of your failure, you never ask any friends or family for help and nobody knows what happened to you.

I wish I had a fat guinea pig named Sasquatch. He is a good pet, but poops a lot.
 
IronJustice said:
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You are very attractive and find that men look upon you with adoration and awe. Suddenly business dealings with men become easier as they find denying you incredibly difficult as they fall under your spell. Rarely do you have to pay for yourself at a bar or club, as many of the patrons will fight to cover you for the chance to receive a brief moment in the warm glow of your attention. Shopping is now a treat as you fantasize about all the endless looks you can now make work to accent your features.

However, this effect is nearly reversed for many women. Subconsciously, they feel competition and jealousy when noticing your exceptional appearance. A job is lost due to the eagerness of some of your employees to throw you under the bus and see you terminated for the most minor misunderstandings. The HR girl who does the interviews for your next job wont hire you for your desired positions and you find yourself unemployed. Out on the street with nowhere to turn, you resort to living in a dumpster. Ashamed of your failure, you never ask any friends or family for help and nobody knows what happened to you.

I wish I had a fat guinea pig named Sasquatch. He is a good pet, but poops a lot.
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He poops so much that your house is full of excrement.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
It's filled with AIDS ridden needles.

I wish for Exball to stop making wishes.
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RogerRabbit1988 said:
You get stuck that way and nobody will ever love you.

I wish for AbetheDemon to be my boo~
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AbetheDemon is so obsessed about you that he kidnaps you for a basement.

I wish I was like (or even was) the Postal Dude, going against humanity.
 
RogerRabbit1988 said:
For a basement?

Just for that gramatical error, your wish ends up killing you.
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I mea't he puts you in a basement to keep you there.

I wish I was the Postal Dude but I don't kill myself until I decide it on my own terms.
 
I wish for the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl.
 
You fly into outer space and die

I wish I could go on a joy ride with Frank
 
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