Corrupt-a-Wish

[Pine Tar]

i wish i was sex-repulsed otherkin

You are now an anti-sexual greasy neckbeard who thinks he's a dragon. Your parents are concerned that at the age of 28, you have not gotten a job or a driver's license and you try to breathe fire on them. You are taken to a psych ward to spend the rest of your life until you are killed at the age of 42 by a man who thinks he's Satan.

 

[Abethedemon]

i wish i was sex-repulsed otherkin

You are but you're sex-repulsed otherkin.
I wish I could concentrate more easily.

 

[c-no]

i wish i was sex-repulsed otherkin

The moment you become otherkin, a bill that calls for their death passes and you are among the dead other kin

You fly into outer space and die

I wish I could go on a joy ride with Frank

The joy-ride ends up putting you and Frank in Jail with the Health Inspector.

You shoot yourself because the Bitch is always nagging at you.

I guess that's one thing to regret: Being married to her.

I wish this world was like Armored Core where we had giant robot's being piloted by mercenaries fighting for corporations.

 

[Sanic]

I wish I was black.

 

[Pine Tar]

I wish I was black.

You are now black. You are gifted with a 7" penis, the ability to rap well and woo women. However, things don't go well. After picking up a fine fat white woman, you are stopped by the police. You get pissed off and the cop beats you to death. The cop gets off scot-free by saying you were attacking him.

 

[c-no]

I wish I was black.

You become a black man but unfortunately, you get to experience racism from people such as police who think you robbed a liquor store or foreigners who think your some gangsta-rapping thug. Even then, you got SJW's who think if you don't follow them, you're a race traitor.

 

[The Dude]

I wish I was black.

You are now Michael Jackson.

I wish I had a Coke.

 

[c-no]

You are now Michael Jackson.

I wish I had a Coke.

Congrats, you get some Coca-Cola. Too bad you get arrested, it has cocaine in it.

I wish I had ninja skills.

 

[Abethedemon]

Congrats, you get some Coca-Cola. Too bad you get arrested, it has cocaine in it.

I wish I had ninja skills.

You get them, but you have to sell your house to get them because you attended a McDojo.
I wish my waifu was real.

 

[c-no]

You get them, but you have to sell your house to get them because you attended a McDojo.
I wish my waifu was real.

Your waifu is now real as in, it's a body pillow.

I wish I was in a world like that of Sonic or MLP or Pokemon.

 

[The Dude]

Your waifu is now real as in, it's a body pillow.

I wish I was in a world like that of Sonic or MLP or Pokemon.

You're now in whichever world you want to be in. Too bad it's in the head of a severely autistic child. Also you got fisted by Knuckles.

I wish for world peace.

 

[c-no]

You're now in whichever world you want to be in. Too bad it's in the head of a severely autistic child. Also you got fisted by Knuckles.

I wish for world peace.

Welp, I guess I won't be able to feel my legs.

Your wish for world peace means there are no more guns. Say good bye to your Second Amendment rights.

 

[exball]

Welp, I guess I won't be able to feel my legs.

Your wish for world peace means there are no more guns. Say good bye to your Second Amendment rights.

Here I was minding my second amendment rights and you people have to freak out on me.

 

[c-no]

Here I was minding my second amendment rights and you people have to freak out on me.

I wish it was Hestonworld, where we all had guns.

 

[The Dude]

I wish it was Hestonworld, where we all had guns.

Your wish has been granted. However, there is no ammunition.

 

[Space_Dandy]

I wish I had a pet penguin. One of the Galapagos kind that can live in normal temperature.

 

[c-no]

I wish I had a pet penguin. One of the Galapagos kind that can live in normal temperature.

The moment the penguin is at your house, animal rights activist try to take the penguin away. In the end, you and the activist end up getting killed by the penguin. It had rabies.

I wish we all lived in the planet of the apes. The one with Charles Heston I mean.

 

[Trombonista]

The moment the penguin is at your house, animal rights activist try to take the penguin away. In the end, you and the activist end up getting killed by the penguin. It had rabies.

I wish we all lived in the planet of the apes. The one with Charles Heston I mean.

Charlton Heston is a zombie.

I wish for a bag of blood oranges.

 

[c-no]

Charlton Heston is a zombie.

I wish for a bag of blood oranges.

You get a bag of bloody oranges. Unfortunately, they attract a vampire who runs off with your oranges.

I wish I was at 14 Branchland Court, wearing a bio-hazard suit.

 

[Abethedemon]

Charlton Heston is a zombie.

I wish for a bag of blood oranges.

You get them, but they're ordinary oranges drenched in blood
I wish I knew what my religion was.