Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but you end up killing the president (it's an electric eel) and get tried for murder. Hope you enjoy death row.

I wish I could have better art skills.
 
Your art skills are only amazing when you're drawing fetish art. The weirder and more obscure the fetish is, the better your art is.

I wish I could high five Dwayne Johnson.
 
Granted, but your hand is superglued to his hand for all eternity.

I wish this text could get smaller.
 
Granted, but it becomes so small that it manages to become the absolute smallest thing in the universe, creating something unstable and more deadly than an atom. Trying to utilize it for words ends in a galaxy-wide meltdown of dark matter.

I wish I had a computer.
 
You find out the meaning but end up regretting it.

I wish I was either a real Korean rabbit man or a real Korean Looten Plunder.
 
Granted, but you are executed by Kim Jong Un for scaring the shit out of him.

I wish I didn't have tits. Being a reptile would be a nice alternative.
 
Granted, but then he declares war on Null and converts everyone else into tranies.

I wish Family Guy was actually funny.
 
Granted, but its popularity causes an obscene amount of shows to copy its art style and voices.

I wish my sketchbook paper wouldn't make pencil lines smudge easily.
 
Granted but the paper is from a death note.

I wish I robbed Captain Farrell and brought it home to Molly.
 
Granted, but you're still Golgo, and everybody laughs at you.

I wish one of my threads got 100k views.
 
granted, it's your halal thread.

I wish I had a cool bed.
 
Granted, but it's literally cool. And you're cold. And the blanket does nothing. And now you're sad.

I wish for a magic genie lamp, with 3 more wishes.
 
The genie gets the wishes and he fucking HATES you!

I wish I could grow a more even beard.
 
Granted but you lose all your hair on your head and the beard will reach thr floor

I wish for youtube poops to be popular again.
 
they are popular again, but you hate them.

I wish I was more popular here
 
You are, but it's because you are halal'd for sleeping with a 3-year-old and then bombing a small country in Europe because you have ridiculous beliefs relating to Sonic the Hedgehog and Communism.

I wish I could learn how to fight with a quarterstaff.
 
Granted but you look like a massive fucking spastic doing it and nobody associates with you.

I wish I wasn't so spooky
 
You turn into a small rabbit. That isn't spooky at all.

I wish I stopped seeing random old people naked in the street.
 
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