Corrupt-a-Wish

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Jewelsmakerguy said:
The realize what they've been doing, and team up. The non-furry/brony population becomes near-extinct due to assimilation.

I wish my computer had a graphics card.
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You receive a graphics card, it's too powerful and your computer is fried. Without it, you are driven into poverty and you later become a horrible meme after someone records you doing some very odd juggling.
 
I wish I knew the mysteries of space and time.
 
Abethedemon said:
You know the mysteries of space and time but you go insane and sacrifice yourself to the mighty Cthulhu.
I wish I knew what college I was going to.
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Granted, it's a community collage that's in piss-poor condition and is too poor to get any upgrades. It closes permanently midway through the year, and collapses with everyone (including you) still inside. There are no survivors aside from two of the teachers and some fat guy who was on the toilet.

I wish I wasn't asthmatic.
 
Jewelsmakerguy said:
Granted, it's a community collage that's in piss-poor condition and is too poor to get any upgrades. It closes permanently midway through the year, and collapses with everyone (including you) still inside. There are no survivors aside from two of the teachers and some fat guy who was on the toilet.

I wish I wasn't asthmatic.
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You become an athlete and begin taking performance-enhancing drugs. You die of an overdose.

I wish that Deviantart went offline permanently
 
Captain Pronin said:
You become an athlete and begin taking performance-enhancing drugs. You die of an overdose.

I wish that Deviantart went offline permanently
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Deviantart is now gone. Unfortunately, those who post fetish drawings post them everywhere else on the internet to the point that the websites have to be taken down for a while.
 
Abethedemon said:
You get a better computer desk, but it falls apart the moment you put your computer on it.
I wish that I had a better work ethic.
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You can no longer work in any kind of ethically comprising position, even one where you have to lie to people

I wish my laptop wouldn't overheat so fast
 
Atlas 95 said:
You can no longer work in any kind of ethically comprising position, even one where you have to lie to people

I wish my laptop wouldn't overheat so fast
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Your laptop is encased in ice, ensuring any damage to the hard drive and other parts.

I wish I was able to do Hindu squats and Hindu push-ups.
 
c-no said:
Your laptop is encased in ice, ensuring any damage to the hard drive and other parts.

I wish I was able to do Hindu squats and Hindu push-ups.
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Drafted by Uncle Sam.

I wish I had a Tank.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Your thread gets locked due to a lack of activity and sent to "spergatory."

I wish I could eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight.
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You eat whatever you want, but you don't get the nutrition you need. You waste away but are saved by highly skilled medical personnel. Your hospital bill is enormous and you and your family are now homeless.

I wish I could meet Chris and Jace.
 
Grand Number of Pounds said:
You eat whatever you want, but you don't get the nutrition you need. You waste away but are saved by highly skilled medical personnel. Your hospital bill is enormous and you and your family are now homeless.

I wish I could meet Chris and Jace.
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Chris maces you and Jace steals your car.

I wish that I could take a six-month all-expenses-paid overseas tour to Europe and the Mediterranean.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Chris maces you and Jace steals your car.

I wish that I could take a six-month all-expenses-paid overseas tour to Europe and the Mediterranean.
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Your all-expenses-paid tour is met with suspicion. In the end, the place that gave you the all-expenses-paid tour was a sort of ponzi scheme and you have to pay the bill like the rest.

I wish I gave more of a care in knowing the details of vidya like mechanics and such(so I don't come off as an apathetic gamer).
 
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