Corrupt-a-Wish

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trombonista said:
At the end of the week, Barb dies of a heart attack. A devastated Chris drives his Ford Focus through Fashion Square Mall, killing one person and injuring five. Chris is sentenced to ten years in prison. You feel incredibly guilty about this.

I wish Israel and Palestine would reach a peaceful two-state solution.
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Unfortunately, this results in land being taken out of Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan and Syria. While the Israelites and Palestinians are currently sated, nobody else is.

I wish that ISIS would knock it off.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
Unfortunately, this results in land being taken out of Egypt, Lebanon, Jordan and Syria. While the Israelites and Palestinians are currently sated, nobody else is.

I wish that ISIS would knock it off.
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The leader of ISIS has chosen to disband the group due to their inhumane acts. However, most members are against this decision and form a splinter group from ISIS called OSIRIS. This new group grows even faster and larger than ISIS and becomes a force to be reckoned in not only the Middle East, but the world as well.

I wish I could actually think of something to wish for.
 
Dio Brando said:
I wish I could actually think of something to wish for.
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You finally settle on your wish, but the genie who's been granting these wishes just went back into his lamp to slumber for another 1,000 years. You just missed him!

I wish that I had an incredible aquarium setup.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
You finally settle on your wish, but the genie who's been granting these wishes just went back into his lamp to slumber for another 1,000 years. You just missed him!

I wish that I had an incredible aquarium setup.
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You are gifted an amazing aquarium set up. Tragically, you fall in and drown.

I wish I had a crystal pepsi.
 
exball said:
You are gifted an amazing aquarium set up. Tragically, you fall in and drown.

I wish I had a crystal pepsi.
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It's way passed its expiration and you spend the rest of the night ill.

I wish I had some gummy worms.
 
Da Pickle Monsta said:
It's way passed its expiration and you spend the rest of the night ill.

I wish I had some gummy worms.
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They're the "sour" neon kind, which aren't as good.

I wish the DBZ Puzzle & Dragons collaboration were available in the US version of Puzzle & Dragons.
 
trombonista said:
I wish the DBZ Puzzle & Dragons collaboration were available in the US version of Puzzle & Dragons.
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GungHo Online Entertainment announces plans to bring DBZ Puzzle & Dragons to the US, but rush the product to market and it's a buggy, glitchy mess with terrible translation. GungHo Entertainment is proud to continue bringing the works of Akira Toryama to Western audiences, though, and will shortly announce their next project. It's based on Blue Dragon.

I wish I had a personal team of professionals, including an attorney, a physician, a personal trainer, a nanny, a chef, a dietician, and an accountant that all worked pro bono.
 
You get your team, but they are corrupt. The attorney poorly invests to your money to fund his herion addiction. The professional trainer puts you on steroids. This nanny raises your kids to be supervillians. The dietician's food can't sustain your body thanks to the roids, and the accountant is having an affair with the attorney and decides to open a false racial l discrimination case against you, making you one of the most hated person people in America.

I wish deadpool was my husband and promised to never kill me.
 
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The Joker said:
You get your team, but they are corrupt. The attorney poorly invests to your money to fund his herion addiction. The professional trainer puts you on steroids. This nanny raises your kids to be supervillians. The dietician's food can't sustain your body thanks to the roids, and the accountant is having an affair with the attorney and decides to open a false racial l discrimination case against you, making you one of the most hated person people in America.

I wish deadpool was my husband and promised to never kill me.
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It was Zombie X-Men Deadpool. You're soon married to Headpool.

I wish I could fly a plane.
 
Granted. But you find that it was low on fuel when you started to fly and you find yourself falling out of the sky and crashing.

I wish I was like Dante from Devil May Cry...
 
scorptatious said:
Granted. But you find that it was low on fuel when you started to fly and you find yourself falling out of the sky and crashing.

I wish I was like Dante from Devil May Cry...
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You are now Dante, but not the cool, cocky and stylish Dante from ages past, no......you're the ugly, humourless, hipster Dante that nobody loves.

I wish Kentaro Miura would stop fapping to Idolmaster and finish Berserk already.
 
That Chris Guy said:
You are now Dante, but not the cool, cocky and stylish Dante from ages past, no......you're the ugly, humourless, hipster Dante that nobody loves.

I wish Kentaro Miura would stop fapping to Idolmaster and finish Berserk already.
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When Kentaro finishes Berserk, it leaves a great amount of controversy among manga readers, those that like the stuff that makes manga stagnate (think harem manga's, the underaged boy manga's, etc.) and those that find Berserk to help reinvigorate manga. Those that don't like Berserk get into a fight with Berserk fans. It eventually leads to Berserk getting banned in Western countries which means you have to go through black market means to find a single copy of even the old ones.

I wish all religions and non-religions would fight for our entertainment.
 
c-no said:
I wish all religions and non-religions would fight for our entertainment.
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A mass war is started between Religions and non-religions. However, each faction is fought by their stupidest representatives whom everyone hates (Christians have the Westboro Baptist Church, Atheists have those neckbeards from r/atheism, etc., etc.). It becomes one of the most boring experiences ever as all they do is just yell about which religion's better until they get tired and leave. It becomes so boring people actually start watching NASCAR.

I wish the ending to JoJo part 5 didn't suck.
 
Dio Brando said:
A mass war is started between Religions and non-religions. However, each faction is fought by their stupidest representatives whom everyone hates (Christians have the Westboro Baptist Church, Atheists have those neckbeards from r/atheism, etc., etc.). It becomes one of the most boring experiences ever as all they do is just yell about which religion's better until they get tired and leave. It becomes so boring people actually start watching NASCAR.

I wish the ending to JoJo part 5 didn't suck.
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The ending of JoJo part 5 is so great that those after it pale in comparison, causing the fanbase to suffer.

I wish I had some tasty Mongolian beef with a large Dr. Pepper right now (Both non-poisonous of course).
 
c-no said:
The ending of JoJo part 5 is so great that those after it pale in comparison, causing the fanbase to suffer.

I wish I had some tasty Mongolian beef with a large Dr. Pepper right now (Both non-poisonous of course).
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You drink the doctor Pepper and find out that it is not Dr.Pepper, but actually Null's Coke Zero in a Dr.Pepper can.
Null finds you drinking it and kills you.

I wish that Filthy Frank would make a movie.
 
Captain Pronin said:
You drink the doctor Pepper and find out that it is not Dr.Pepper, but actually Null's Coke Zero in a Dr.Pepper can.
Null finds you drinking it and kills you.

I wish that Filthy Frank would make a movie.
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Filthy Frank makes a movie that makes you laugh so hard you end up dead. Meanwhile, SJW's get offended and try to sue him. He responds by making a movie based on them even funnier but it's too bad that you can't watch it due to being dead.

I wish Exball was in the world of W40K.
 
Konstantinos said:
Due to Exball being a normal human being in the cosmic horror set piece that is the 40K universe, he gets curbstomped by a multitude of demons, fanatical knights and codex-toting commissars.

I wish that people felt no conviction to talk about stupid sensationalist horseshit like GG.
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Everyone ignores gamergate, but instead they focus on ethics in internet websites like this one, and the Kiwi Farms get shut down.
I wish I got a bit of media attention. Positive or negative.
 
Abethedemon said:
Everyone ignores gamergate, but instead they focus on ethics in internet websites like this one, and the Kiwi Farms get shut down.
I wish I got a bit of media attention. Positive or negative.
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Yup, you're on TV. Unfortunately, you have become a lolcow -Konstantinos will henceforth be known as "Liquid Abe".

I wish for a King-Sized Mattress made of memory foam.
 
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