Corrupt-a-Wish

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exball said:
Hat's are mimics in disguise. We're all eaten.

I wish I was rich.
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You're rich! So rich in fact, you have a great deal of trouble hoarding all your money. The $750 million in cash you stored inside the attic of your home as "chump change" causes the ceiling to collapse, crushing and killing you under your own enormous wealth.

I wish these supporters of identity politics and "feels over facts" were laughed out of their respective industries of employment.
 
IronJustice said:
You now have these advanced ratings and begin expressing yourself with them. It is quite disappoint though that you never seem to invoke a reaction of someone with them.
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That's not that bad of an outcome honestly. At least I didn't die or get mutilated or drink liquefied Chris or anything.

That Chris Guy said:
I wish these supporters of identity politics and "feels over facts" were laughed out of their respective industries of employment.
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They are quite literally laughed at but they aren't actually fired or dismissed from their industries.

I wish that the the Golden Knight subforum gets put in spergatory.
 
Konstantinos said:
That's not that bad of an outcome honestly. At least I didn't die or get mutilated or drink liquefied Chris or anything.



They are quite literally laughed at but they aren't actually fired or dismissed from their industries.

I wish that the the Golden Knight subforum gets put in spergatory.
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Granted, but Vade subforum takes it's place.

I wish I had some ice cream.
 
exball said:
Granted, but Vade subforum takes it's place.

I wish I had some ice cream.
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You have some ice cream, unfortunately, it was made from unwashed raw chicken and you get salmonella.
I wish I started a religion that was popular.
 
Abethedemon said:
You have some ice cream, unfortunately, it was made from unwashed raw chicken and you get salmonella.
I wish I started a religion that was popular.
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Your religion grows quickly. However, there are many fanatics who take into heart your teachings a little too much. They form a terrorist group that's even more dangerous than ISIS and frequently stage deadly attacks throughout the world. You are now considered an icon of evil equal to that of Satan.

I wish I could finally figure out how to start my English essay
 
Dio Brando said:
Your religion grows quickly. However, there are many fanatics who take into heart your teachings a little too much. They form a terrorist group that's even more dangerous than ISIS and frequently stage deadly attacks throughout the world. You are now considered an icon of evil equal to that of Satan.

I wish I could finally figure out how to start my English essay
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Granted but you can't figure out how to end it. You also somehow wrote it in French.

I wish I had $10
 
exball said:
I wish I had $10
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You get the ten bucks but you get in the form of the now discontinued Zimbabwean dollar. Have fun with your completely worthless 3619 Zimbabwe dollars!

I wish that Scientology would wither away and that all of their top leaders get arrested by the feds on account of child abuse, extortion and harassment.
 
Konstantinos said:
You get the ten bucks but you get in the form of the now discontinued Zimbabwean dollar. Have fun with your completely worthless 3619 Zimbabwe dollars!

I wish that Scientology would wither away and that all of their top leaders get arrested by the feds on account of child abuse, extortion and harassment.
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Tom Cruise knows you made the wish and takes a shit on your bed.

I wish my bras weren't so pricey.
 
trombonista said:
Tom Cruise knows you made the wish and takes a shit on your bed.
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A fair price to pay in my opinion.

trombonista said:
I wish my bras weren't so pricey.
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Due to the price of bras suddenly becoming lower, the bra industry as a whole faces massive economic repercussions and it eventually collapses completely.

I wish that Jenny Death would come out already.
 
Konstantinos said:
A fair price to pay in my opinion.



Due to the price of bras suddenly becoming lower, the bra industry as a whole faces massive economic repercussions and it eventually collapses completely.

I wish that Jenny Death would come out already.
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Jenny Death comes out, but it's just literally a compilation of MC Ride's farts. No instrumentation, just farts.
I wish I could write a decent 300 page novel in one hour.
 
Abethedemon said:
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I wish I could write a decent 300 page novel in one hour.
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Your wish has been granted. Your novel is unique in every way. Hell, it could probably be the next Harry Potter! Unfortunately, it doesn't make any best seller lists, nor does it receive much recognition outside of the store reviews for sites like Amazon and Google's eBooks. The few hard copies are distributed to various discount book stores and left to rot on library shelves where their pages are used as toilet paper for the homeless and tissues for perverts mass debating on the library's computers.

I wish I could find plaid workshirts at a decent price and not some overpriced silken pieces of crap that make me seem like some kind of liberal arts major in his third semester mooching off of his parents and trying to act poor, better known as a hipster.
 
Broseph Stalin said:
Your wish has been granted. Your novel is unique in every way. Hell, it could probably be the next Harry Potter! Unfortunately, it doesn't make any best seller lists, nor does it receive much recognition outside of the store reviews for sites like Amazon and Google's eBooks. The few hard copies are distributed to various discount book stores and left to rot on library shelves where their pages are used as toilet paper for the homeless and tissues for perverts mass debating on the library's computers.

I wish I could find plaid workshirts at a decent price and not some overpriced silken pieces of crap that make me seem like some kind of liberal arts major in his third semester mooching off of his parents and trying to act poor, better known as a hipster.
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You somehow end up as George Lucus.
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I wish I had some hot coco.
 
Mechanism Eight said:
You obtain a box of coco puffs. The box is on fire, and each piece is also on fire. They won't stop being on fire.

I wish for something.
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How's a flaming bag of dog poo on your head?

I wish I had a new bathrobe.
 
Morbid Boredom said:
Well, Chris's bathrobe is new to you, right?

I wish I had a steam gift card worth $100.00.
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You have a steam gift card worth 100 bucks. However, Gaben jacks up all of the games to 5000 dollars a pop, and even though you are able to buy something, it crashes every time you try to start it.
I wish everyone had really long legs.
 
Abethedemon said:
You have a steam gift card worth 100 bucks. However, Gaben jacks up all of the games to 5000 dollars a pop, and even though you are able to buy something, it crashes every time you try to start it.
I wish everyone had really long legs.
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Everyone has long legs, unfortunately the bones are super weak and break constantly, causing extreme pain and agony.
I wish that I was a member of the x-men.
 
The Joker said:
Everyone has long legs, unfortunately the bones are super weak and break constantly, causing extreme pain and agony.
I wish that I was a member of the x-men.
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You're Dazzler

I wish I was in the Lord of the Rings.
 
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